Sup Forums, shit is about to get excessively real. I have some serious dirt on this here whore on the left, and we can exploit her to no end once we figure out a way to contact her husbando, who she just got married to.
Explanation coming with proof.
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holy jesus those tits. It would take a team of structural engineers to design that dress
So, I matched on Blendr with this girl who seemed a little too good to be true, given my bimbo fetish. This is going to be very embarrassing for me, but I am happy to take a bullet for the team, here.
I am living in LA, about to leave. Girlfriend broke up with me two days ago, so I figure this is a great time in my life for me to seek out that slutty LA pussy. I downloaded Tinder and Blendr, and have been at it since.
I almost immediately match with this broad. Her bio is exactly what you'd expect: she wants to find a man that would treat her like a princess. I am 19, but decided to go balls-to-the-wall and give it my best shot.
Go on
go on...
Yeah, it would. Never seen anything like it. They are, in my opinion, perfect. My bimbo fetish is out of control.
She's flirting back. I feel like I'm in the end zone, already. Shit is going well, right? I'm suspicious of how well it's going.
>excessively real
>one look at "her"
this better be fucking good, if I'm disappointed then I will find you, OP, and ram barbie dolls down your throat until your stomach ruptures
Still going well, her disinterest in my age made me think that this was actually legit. She behaved like a real person would, not somebody desperate to scam me.
Btw, I know a lot of what I'm responding with seems borderline autistic and edgy, but I was trying to play the edge card. I'm a handsome guy, but jesus christ I needed some danger to intrigue her.
She married Gaahl?
.......Satan
I go all out. I get the sense that maybe she's just toying with me for attention and not actually keen on fucking, which is what a lot of attractive girls on these matching programs want. They want you to go all in and ONLY THEN do they give you an answer, and it's no. This was me intentionally giving her that attention so that I could figure out if she was just wasting my time or not.
BY THE WAY, her pictures are all ffffffucking incredible. Her husband is, obviously, not in them.
>bimbo fetish
>macho facade
your love life will go like this: one long-ish term relationship in your early/mid 20s that will leave you heartbroken, swiftly followed by the mother of all rebounds with which you marry and breed. soon you'll get divorced and the cycle will repeat. meanwhile i can only assume you'll be working blue collar jobs or something so utterly boring in an office environment that it literally makes your penis shrink.
That looks nothing like Gaahl
Oh SHIT IT'S BELLA COLTELLO
Here's where it gets REALFUCKINGINTERESTING.jpg
The next screenie will be better centered, it is out evidence.zip and what gets me suspicious.
Also, Gaahl doesn't swing that way. He likes dick.
Bump
her ig name @bellacoltello
YOU'RE ON THE FUCKING MONEY, MY FRIEND, I REALIZE THAT THIS IS BELLA COLTELLO.
She's offering me sex if I play for the date. This sounds... interesting. I look her up right here by screenshotting all the pictures on her profile and finding matching images online.
THERE ARE TWO POSSIBILITIES
1) I am talking to somebody who ripped her pics and is using them to catfish. Possible, but unlikely... her account was "verified," which means that she proved her identity to the dating service. By doing this, it makes one appear more in searches and get more attention.
Also, only about half of the pictures on her profile were I able to find as well, online. This catfish would have to have access to a lot more of this slut than what you can find on the surface.
2) This is Bella Coltello, offering me sex when she has a husband. That's something highly exploitable.
I call her on this, stay tuned. Shit gets blackmail-y, and I assume it will only get moreso now that you guys are in on it.
Buckle the fuck up.
Could the account have been verified then had all the pictures removed and reuploaded?
such an obvious catfish
where exactly did she offer you sex young grasshopper?
OP you are seriously the stupidest person i've ever seen online if you think it's really her
I do know she lives in upper central Hollywood. If this were a catfish thing this person wouldn't take the actual persona's locale
I doubt this is a catfish account. I did this to my abusive ex for revenge by making an account and fucking a couple dudes for cash. So that might be her thing.
TITS or GTFO
Don't have camera or else I would.
>we
NYPA, request denied, etc.
No, I think it un-verifys you if you do that. There was one girl who was obviously catfishing who I matched with, pretending to think she was real just so I could see what a catfish on this app would look like. She kept bouncing between verified and unverified, and her pictures kept getting removed. 20 mins later, she was deleted.
For both our sakes, I hope the fuck not.
So, here I am, knowing what I'm dealing with, pretending to go with it. Her private pics, which I no longer have access to, were all unmatchable, online. No nudity, but all different. They were real fucking hot.
I take 15 minutes to jerk off.
By the time I return, I think she lost interest. She wasn't opening my messages. I decide to call her on her bullshit to see if I can get her attention back and make shit occur.
you don't have a cell phone camera? in 2016? seriously?
ITT teenage edgelord getting trolled hard
seriously. OP is a fucking retard
Who gives a fuck? See where it goes and stop being that faggot at parties that ruins the mood.
Bump
Why would you let her in on the fact that you know her real name you sperg?
please respond
When are you bringing us nudes?
She says "I'll have sex but won't pick up checks."
I live in LA. The real bella lives in LA. It's more than possible.
Correctafuckinmundo
Haha, not MY personal army. Friend, I come with an opportunity to get this bitch under your thumb. I am sacrificing my ownership of the blackmailing material because I don't actually know how to contact her husband. Sup Forums almost certainly does.
This message right here is particularly revealing.
i don't know what else to tell you but please kill yourself. you are retarded and INCREDIBLY boring
Be like "It'd be pretty cool to go out with Bella lol"
Mah man.
Power means nothing if your opponent doesn't know you have it. I'm trying to get her to fuck me to keep me quiet. I give her a shot at it, too.
Shit continues to occur.
She stops opening messages from me, completely. I monologue. She hasn't blocked me, but she locked me out of those sexy pics. I didn't screenshot them, it's the only reason I'm not sharing em.
...
This is literally Hilarious. OP is like the cringiest faggot ever.
Ask for nudes
you are pathetic.
Dude ur such a fucking autist just fuck her you sperglord
and you blew it
God damn bro you went from 0-100 real quick .fuck me or ill ruin ur life' classic Sup Forums
you said it gets blackmail-y but i see that was your move
Edgy as all fuck tbh
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
LAST POST.
Here's more evidence that it's really her: Bella is a cosplayer. All of this "Pamela's" interests on the dating app were in that niche, like The Walking Dead, Anime, etc. I can get a picture of her profile if you'd like me to, fellas.
I'm doing a last ditch edgelord effort, here. Tried to be as villainous as possible. Didn't work, she didn't even open the messages. Fuck. Power means nothing if the other person doesn't know you have it. I was also bluffing about knowing her husband's info; I don't. The easiest way I could keep my promise of telling her husband was to tell the world. A world full of people more talented at the internet than I. If you want to find a way to make this work to your advantage, that's up to you. There's a fuckin' lot at stake, look at those jumblies.
Time ran out a while ago.
Shit nigga, you were doing so good.
Now you're spilling macaroni all over the place and being pathetic.
If she had a dick, it'd have not only gone flacid, the damn thing would probably have shriveled from reading your messages.
Nice try OP, but you need to learn to be a bit more alpha.
The way you're typing now makes you seem like one of those massive betas wearing a fidora and trench who think they are hot shit.
Cripes, here I am being with her Instagram page for the longest time and now helping to get her nudes, fucking all my yes
youre a fucking fool, she might have fucked you had you not shown yourself to be a fucking autistic retard. holy shit dude you went from 0 - 100 in like three msgs.
Way to blow a shot at fucking a porn star for the sake of impressing Sup Forums
>Think of me as Negan
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Nigga, go hang your goddamn Fedora and get the fuck outta here with that shit.
The hell is wrong with you?
>fuck me or ill ruin ur life' classic Sup Forums
/thread,
every goddamn thread, everytime.
samefag.
I hope she, or whoever is behind that elaborate ruse fires back at you with a reasonable offer.
The real bad thing is that you didn't screencap the pics. It makes you suspicious of severe mental challenge.
We will see what comes next.
Not that id want it any other way
she's probably showing her husband right now and the're laughing at you together
spaghetti, spaghetti everywhere
Gayest thread I've seen in ages.
kek
>says is smart, good looking, knows what he is
>makes laughably cringey walking dead reference
youre either a subtle troll or a very special kind of desperate
Hahaha you guys are pissed. Incredible. White knight me, why don't you? This bitch is cheating on her man. Least I could do was try to get some sex out of the situation, look at her. Would you seriously do anything different?
I'll post her profile in one second.
OP unequivocally proved his fag status today
it is you that sounds like you're fucking white knighting her husband you spastic
>I'll post her profile in one second.
I made the 0-100 post, im not pissed, i love this shit. Finally something other than anime and shouldnt post threads
You went past spaghetti
Negro you went full linguine on her
But you didn't try to get sex out of the situation. You tried to extort and blackmail her. Because you're a goofy beta and an autist with a black hat obsession.
...
what we're trying to say is she probably would have fucked you anyway if you hadn't assumed you had the power to ruin her life. some people have open relationships, you know
the point is retard that you had a chance and instead of sitting back and playing it cool, you started acting like a raging autist
>White knight me, why don't you?
OP has now gone full retard. Bravo.
>Mfw OP tries to sound like a fucking villain in a shitty C Role movie. Thanks for the laughs OP
It's not white knights.
It's the fact you think you're some badass blackmailer when you're just a complete fedora wearing beta with an ego the size of your waistline.
Think of me as Negan from the Walking Dead: Fuck off.
>Full linguine
fuckin lost it
Jesus you're an idiot.
Profile 1
I told you guys this was going to be embarrassing for me. I'm only going to be in LA a little longer so I went hard in the paint and pretty much ruined it for myself. I'm alright with that, it was still fun and you guys might be able to get something out of it.
At the bottom of her profile is some more damning evidence, though slightly less so.
What ever happened to OP
OP once again proves that he is indeed a huge flaming faggot.
Bullshit, my blender has a camera for fuck sake
He went full retard, as you'd notice if you scrolled up just a bit.
this thread will go down in history
Didn't post the picture for some reason. Oops.
Oh so op was the 19 yo beta cuck?
Shut the fuck up, Negan.
Go back to being a beta dumbass. You fucked up, everyone knows you are autistic. Own up and go back to jerking your dick to senpai.
>Think of me as Negan from The Walking Dead
Profile 2, her interests
The fact that all you faggots are dumb enough to think any of this is real is amazing. Are you seriously buying this? God damn you guys are fucking stupid.
Stop trying to save face, OP.
Same fagging wont save your linguini ass.
Profile 3
Alright! Outta my hands! I don't mind you guys laughing at me, I know I deserve it. I put on this big show because I felt like I could make it happen, but obviously it was austismo-central. If anybody wants to pick this shit up and try to get in touch with her or her husband, post it in the thread, keep the keks comin'.
Not OP but thanks for revealing you have absolutely no way of telling who is same fagging and who isn't.
Bro, on the walking dead you'd be the first to die fatty
>think of me as Negan
>I'm willing to take a bullet for the team
Job well done, kid. You certainly made an ass out of yourself and gave us all a cringy laugh. Mission fucking accomplished.