Poorly describe a video game, then try to guess it

poorly describe a video game, then try to guess it

>aliens
>jesus fuck so many aliens
>the government leader isn't human
>"this way gordon"

Half-Life

Mario maybe?

winrar

>start the game
>terrorist everywhere
>Taser your way through the game because it's OP as fuck

>Master chief's angry violent dad

>Ninja run
>blade mode
>apparently you're a robot ninja

Dues ex:human revolution

Metal gear rising
That was way to easy

metal gear rising

> fuck you, you stupid fucking frog

ween

Nope. but nice guess

starfucks

>there are wizards
>on the moon!

Counter-strike

No but the graphics are striking similar, PS2 game

>slaying
>thats the point
>wtf that team has like 3 players how are they sniping so good
>wtf where did he come from

>im gonna fight em' off
>a seven nation army couldn't hold me back

Splinter cell: Blacklist?

And that was before I read it was a PS2 game. GG

Black

metal gear solid 3

Siphon Filter

My bad guys I fucked up, I played it on my ps2, it was a ps1 game

sounds like siphon filter, but that was ps1, right?

You got it

> You wake up in a different form, no longer human
> You rescue people from natural disasters
> Everyone thinks you're the one causing all the disasters 'cause you"re human
> You ask this big guy to destroy this big-ass meteor

>PS1
>Falls from helicopter
>Founds dead friend
>Doesn't remember shit
>He says; "I must remember, I must survive"

Doom

Yeah. I fucked up but you got it right

Winrar

>underwater
>robots everywhere
>kill everything with bubble magic

Super Mario Kart

Then was right

>Play as a chef
>Food tries to kill you
>Only way to kill food is to drop something on it
>You have to make a giant burger to proceed to the next level

>trading card game simulator
>there's also tits

fuck you user

I know. I fucked up on the hints so it was bad on my end

>you are a 1 man army
>thousands of fucking aliens
>very old game and now is on ps4 and xbox1

Bubble bottle or whatever

Pokemon rescue team?

>take your time boy, dissection is an art

You just described every arcade game in the 80's

>Jew Magic is a plot point.
>Surprisingly good

Area 51?

Pokemon mystery dungeon sorry bout that.

burgertime

Stick of Truth?

>be me in spooky town
>have camera

kal ort por

>old mobile game kinda like spiderman, but has a face of american dad
>ads

operando

it was called rope city or some shit

nigger i said it is now on ps4 and xbox

We got a winner. Also checked.

Silent Hill

nope

Rope'n'fly. I never knew anyone else played that shitty game

>
Nope

>Ghost busters
>But just one guy

TF2?

Luigi's Mansion

oh my god im not the only one

Hold on isn't doom?

you almost got it right

Luigi's mansion

>mentally challenged protagonist
>human pokemons appear
>you have to fuck your pokemon to give it magical steroids and win

Correct

WINRAR

>hats
>conga
>more hats

Fatal frame or that very shitty PS2 game I played a long time ago I cant remember the name of.

yes

what kind of porn game were you playing? pokemon cum?

tf2

it was fatal frame

>> 709845776

winrar

half life 3

Nope

>be mining
>get pk'd by a red
>log into stealther
>find his house, stealth in after him
>log into tamer on second account
>loot his house and fill it with dragons

...

>mobile game
>play for 1 month then uninstall
>picked the only team that didn't sound stupid

Heres an easy one for you guys
>Hello is this Gold and Silver pawn shop

>multiplayer game
>knifes are rare
>leafyisqueer

fuck yeah!

>supernatural voodoo shit deep underground
>you test all of it
>suddenly, everything is set free

>Wake up in a hotel
>Death tells you to steal shit from other guests
>Do it because why the fuck not?
>Burn the place down

describe:
>Get rich or die tryin nigguh

> animal heads
> trippin
> save a whore
> kill russians
> kill russians
> kill russians

every mobile moba ever

>this way gordon

Wow that was so fucking difficult to figure out dude good job poorly describing it fucking retard.

Here try to figure mine out: there's this plumber named Mario and he has to save princess peach and he jumps a lot and gets coins and hops on goombas to kill them and he also has a brother named Luigi

Go ahead OP you'll never guess it.

CS:GO
Fuck, i got it for that no chin faggot.

Too easy
Hotline Miami

CS:Go kys

pokemon go

tattleboads

Pokemon Go?

Redpilled Avatar.
Based Earth friends with Hotheaded Fireman fuck up the world.
Meet up with Windguy, who is a fag, and a virgin Icepussy/healer.
Try to fix the world, but in the sequel you find out they were on the wrong side.
Ive always fantasized about the hotheaded fireman's little sister. Idk why gramps spent his whole life studying and never learned anything actually useful.

Robotron

>wake up high with floating fag
>no story just shoot shit
>grind until you hate your life