‘There Will Be Blood’ Gets Taken Over by Women in ‘Full Movie Here’ Video

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youtube.com/watch?v=kqEvNds5rgI


There’s a severe lack of films with female protagonists. It’s a simple and upsetting fact that needs to be changed. Recently, Disney and LucasFilm have been taking massive steps with “The Force Awakens” showcasing the talents of lead actress Daisy Ridley and “Rogue One” set to star Felicity Jones. And it seems like another group of filmmakers have joined the charge.

Toni-Marie Gallardo and Andrea Lee Christensen of YouTube channel Supertramp Co. launched a new web series called “Full Movie Here,” which takes famous movies starring men and places women in the leading roles. But that’s not all. Each entry will not only change the gender of the protagonist, but will also wipe the slate clean, changing the story, characters and genre as well — partly because the writers haven’t seen them.

Rather than taking a jab at the films they’re basing the episodes off of, “Full Movie Here” plans to, per their Indiegogo page in efforts to fund future episodes, “create a platform where we can put women at the forefront in interesting and unexpected ways.” For their first episode, the two made “There Will Be Blood,” a film about a vampire that finds out the party she’s at is BYOB — bring your own blood — and not a spread of necks. Gallardo served as the director and Christensen served as the writer on “Full Movie Here’s” comedic take on the Paul Thomas Anderson film. Check out the episode below.

For their next entries, FMH plans to put out “The Wolf of Wall Street” as “a campy horror film about a sexually frustrated werewolf” and “Finding Nemo” as a film “about the struggles of growing up in a Kardashian-like family.”

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>but will also wipe the slate clean, changing the story, characters and genre as well — partly because the writers haven’t seen them.


this is stupid and pointless.

There are plenty of movies with women as the protagonist

It's just they're all romance/musical movies because those are the only genres women love

Don't these people have jobs and shit?

How can they afford to live?

>We're gonna take someones work and shit all over it.

>We're changing all the actors
>And the story and characters
>The only thing we're keeping is the title

So they're just making shitty movies that they hope will get publicity and coverage based on a stupid stunt?

>Toni-Marie Gallardo and Andrea Lee Christensen of YouTube channel Supertramp Co.
they have 50 subscribers
this is making them sound like well established producers

Hopefully they can't and will die.

I second this

>bring your own blood
mind numbing

this is patriarchy thinking that women only love comedies and romance. They also like suspense.

GET IT!

It'S LIE BRING YUOR OWN BOOZE!

Isn't this similar to what they do in Me, Earl and the Dying Girl?

It wasn't that bad.

The article makes it seem like they're gender swapping the movies but they just used the title.

>For their first episode, the two made “There Will Be Blood,” a film about a vampire
Thankfully there are also women out there who would call these idiots out.

or there will be booze....
zzzzzz level shit

Literally Asylum tier without the ability to watch with people while drinking etc

This is why women aren't respected.

...

>movie starts off with light adult jazz and looking at a candle.
>mimics title from There will be blood without the same levity
>shakey cam with shitty MIDI drums made on Garageband.
>acting and sound so cringe, can't stand to listen to it
Like the actual sound quality of it. No idea how to mix a track.

>doing a movie called "There will be Blood" featuring women
>not basing all the humor on periods
This is how you know they're shit writers.

>For their first episode, the two made “There Will Be Blood,” a film about a vampire that finds out the party she’s at is BYOB — bring your own blood — and not a spread of necks.

TL;DR

Full Movie Here is an AWFUL name for something on the internet because it just sounds like a fake movie downloading website

>Each entry will not only change the gender of the protagonist, but will also wipe the slate clean, changing the story, characters and genre as well — partly because the writers haven’t seen them.

What's the fucking point then? Just give them original titles then.

>take one of the best films of the last 20 years
>remake it as a shitty attempt at comedy using a dated as fuck premise
>le vampires have vampires parties xd
Yeah this will change the perception on women as artists and comedians

'There Will be Blood' could actually be a much better title for a story about a teenage girl coming of age. I'm not irritated that these retards are worse at coming up with ideas for stupid remakes of great movies than I am, and I hate the concept to the core.

>Rather than taking a jab at the films they’re basing the episodes off o
>basing the episodes
>“There Will Be Blood,” a film about a vampire that finds out the party she’s at is BYOB — bring your own blood

So in other words it has nothing to do with the original movie not even as a spoof, other than the title.

>“The Wolf of Wall Street” as “a campy horror film about a sexually frustrated werewolf” and “Finding Nemo” as a film “about the struggles of growing up in a Kardashian-like family.”

So it's like bad Youtube original movies, but you should watch it because

> severe lack of films with female protagonists

Muh misogyny.

Women want affirmative action so bad.

>create movie plots based on titles
This is almost exactly like those threads on Sup Forums when the captcha had just begun and it was actual words. Except then it was actually funny

Haven't these chicks done a few movies?

So... they are just re using the title? Click Bait title for a stupid idea.

i forgot TWBB was about vampires

This is fucking disgusting. On so many levels.

>Vampires
>Relevant
Is it 2010 again?

Next one should be "No Country For Old Men". It's about a group of wacky zany brave women who play country music, but they refuse to play for old, evil and racist white men. NO COUNTRY FOR THEM GET IT XDDD

independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/disney-acquires-rights-to-female-indiana-jones-graphic-novel-series-a7057766.html

Studio giants Disney has turned its attention to a graphic novel series led by a character described as a 'female Indiana Jones.'

The source material - named Delilah Dirk and the Turkish Lieutenant - follows the titular protagonist as she treads the globe performing high-octane actions such as battling pirates and traveling around on her flying boat.

Deadline reports that the first book in the series will be adapted into a 19th century-set live action film beginning with a prison escape in Turkey.

The film will introduce Delilah's 'mild-mannered' sidekick, Selim as well as Delilah herself who is a swashbuckling sword expert trained in 27 differing techniques; we're sure Disney will tone down the violence for a family-friendly audience.

>There’s a severe lack of films with female protagonists. It’s a simple and upsetting fact that needs to be changed.
>It’s a simple and upsetting fact that needs to be changed.
>upsetting

I'll bet you 5000 us dollaroos there's a period blood joke in it

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhah

Are you really allowed to make commentary about the modern film industry if you haven't seen There Will Be Blood?

This.

This is like changing Weird Science to being a movie about two girls throwing a bitching party because you didn't know it's literally about that and not strange science shit.

Also if The Thinn was all female, the movie would be either a short film or a ten hr long mini-series.

So those chicks haven't seen there will be blood? Goddamn what fucking plebs

>There’s a severe lack of films with female protagonists.

Only if you are just talking about blockbusters. There are tons in lower budget movies with women. Here are just a handful of great ones from the past couple years.

> Carol
> The Babadook
> Phoenix
> A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
> Blue Jasmine
> The Neon Demon
> Meek's Cutoff
> American Mary
> Barbara
> It Follows
> I Am Love
> Francis Ha
> Excision
> Black Swan
> Starry Eyes
> Room
> Housebound
> Clouds of Sils Maria

>Gritty teen drama about a 13 girl trying to just fit in
>She only see's constant shit from the media about how you need to be thin/it's ok to be fat
>Gets into a fight near the end of the movie
>That night she gets her period
It needs work but it would still be better

> Blue Jasmine
Are there any other movies that show just how great Cate is?

Carol

They're always pulling this 1984 shit where they claim in the past there was no this and that but now, thanks to the tireless work of social justice warriors, "massive steps" are being taken, and movies/comic books/video games are at last "growing up." But remember: there's still a lot of work to be done. There always is.

Pushing the media influence could be interesting. Like her absent parents lead her to only see the world as corporate America has framed it. And it shouldn't be super scathing, it could be presented as admittedly more comfortable since you don't have to think too much or try hard and still have a decent, expected life.

But there could be some sudden awakening to the word being otherwise. Where it goes from there, I dunno, but I always like the Tragedy of Relapse probably because its so plausible and, by painting such a bleak yet truthful portrait of human nature, almost seems destined to happen.

Kind of like the very ending of End of Evangelion where it butters you up and then at the very last moment pulls the rug under you, prompting you to think "oh, right. that's how it would go."

Is this an attempt at viral?

what aboyt the blunt in sicario ?

So they're just making original short films and then attaching the name of an existing film to it?

They hole up in flophouses with 10 other gamejournos, indie "devs" and failed actors.

>Indiegogo
Go ahead. Get butthurt, raid them and make them famous like Anita Khardashian.

This whole this is pointless and makes me hate women more than I already do as a respectable platypus.

>implying blockbusters lack female protags
Lets focus on scifi/fantasy since romance/comedy is low hanging fruit with decades of female protags.
>Hunger Games Series
>Alien series
>Divergent series
>LadyHawke
>Kill Bill series
>Firefly and it's television series
>Star Trek Voyager
>Contact
>Children of Men
>Star Wars
>The Terminator series
>The Matrix series
>Pacific Rim

They literally get free money.

>There Will Be Blood (2016)
>cast is 100% white
>cast is 100% cishet
>film crew is undoubtedly white and cishet as fuck
>fails the Bechdel test
Absolutely disgusting.

As someone who is a feminist and has read a good amount of feminist philosophy / gender theory- this is fucking stupid and does absolutely nothing to advance the cause of feminism or undermine patriarchal power structures. How does the protagonist's lived experience as a woman inform the narrative? What statement is the film making about gender roles, objectification of the female body, or any other significant topic in feminist discourse?

>Each entry will not only change the gender of the protagonist, but will also wipe the slate clean, changing the story, characters and genre as well — partly because the writers haven’t seen them

Avoiding a film like "There Will Be Blood" is borderline unforgivable if you are interested in film. It's the best thing hollywood's made in like 20 years IMO. This is just embarassing- please don't let this type of bullshit sway your notions about feminism or turn you into a misogynist. Fuck this bullshit. It's not what feminism should be about.

They just want that easy nerd patreon money

>that shit cinematography
>that shit acting
>that shit soundtrack
>that truly patethic editing

Yeah, this can compare to the original and it's totally not a cash-grab.

THIS IS NOW A PTA THREAD:

Inherent Vice was great, one of his best works for sure. I've never understood the hate.

As a huge fan of Pynchon and PTA, IV was a huge letdown personally. The soundtrack is amazing though.

Didn't see Inherent Vice yet but TWBB is truly a excellent movie. It easily made its way on my (more or less subjective) Top 32.

Any other great movie about "Ambition" to recommand ?

>showcasing the talents of lead actress Daisy Ridley
what in the fuck are these people talking about

she's a terrible actress. get a fucking grip.

The Wolf Of Wall Street

Yes. But i meant like, aside of Scorsesse's and maybe Tarantino's flick..

My mom loves sci-fi and fantasy more than anything, closely followed by any sort of action. She fucking loves shit like Olympus Has Fallen and Mad Max, etc, and just flat out hates musicals.

So I'm not so sure, although she really likes romance comedies as well, she just doesn't like them as much as the other genres.

meeks cutoff blueballed me so hard. What a stupid ending.

>As someone who is a feminist and has read a good amount of feminist philosophy / gender theory

When I was growing up people actually tried to make their bait not obvious

Nailed it.

What purpose does it even serve to fucking name their shit after the originals?

Also I am fucking sick of shallow depth of field in ugly short films. It's like they heard it's good but don't understand why. It looks repugnant.

Yep.

The deserve to be ignored and then killed when everyone forgets about them.

my first thought.

also, uh, even the asylum has to alter the titles of their films a lot of the time. Are they trusting these media companies won't sue because then they'd cry misogyny on twitter? Cause this shit isn't fair use. It's actually just violating copyrights for money.

idiots exist everywhere and on every side of every issue.

Not bait- just prefacing my statement so as not to be taken for an MRA or bigoted Sup Forumstard. Did you even read the rest of my post? Do you read, in general?

>When I was growing up

I'm probably older than you, big guy.

Self-respecting women should be offended by this shit

while I assume this is bait, I don't think these nobodies trying for a cash grab is really even a blip on the radar for serious feminists when their whole online presence is dominated by radical regressive socialists.

Even serious intersectional feminists would be more upset about that than a few childish people trying to scam people.

are these people just doing this to piss me off at this point?

there will be blood is a legendary piece of work you fucking cunts

is the joke that There Will Be Blood actually speaks very heavily to the strengths and weaknesses of masculinity as a viable source of identity but they're too stupid to realize it?

You're really trying, and I'm not sure if it's commendable or not.

>I state that I am a feminist
>Everyone assumes my post is bait

Regarding your comment about "radical regressive socialists"- historically, feminist thought has always been influenced by Marxist thought. Within Marx's materialist conception of history, class struggle can be traced to the nuclear family- with the husband as the oppressing class and the wife as the oppressed class. Engels, who co-developed Marxism with Marx, wrote "The Origin of the Family..." which is an important work of first wave feminism. I don't think "serious feminists" would be upset by a socialist bent in feminism because it has always been an important part of feminism.

Obviously the people making these videos are virtually a non-entity but stuff like this is commonplace now and cumulatively it tarnishes the reputation of feminism in the public eye. It does more harm than good, in my opinion.

Cool.

>take copyrighted title
>use said title in your own original production

sure, it's not like there are laws or anything concerning this.

Also the combination of the title and "full movie here" makes this look like an ad you see on a porn site. They sure played the "journalist" who wrote the article like a fucking fiddle though

It's a clickbait technique. So anyone who googles "there will be blood full movie" will find their shitty irrelevant movie instead.

.

>> A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
Cool title, what's this abo-
>Residents of a worn-down Iranian city encounter a skateboarding vampire (Sheila Vand) who preys on men who disrespect women.
Aaand we're back.

>Each entry will not only change the gender of the protagonist, but will also wipe the slate clean, changing the story, characters and genre as well
THEN WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

earn money off useful idiots

>Imbd
>7/10

who was cucked enough to claim this was good

they wouldn't understand it even if they saw the movie

you just hate art
youtube.com/watch?v=WuN4wcDGlIc

>but will also wipe the slate clean, changing the story, characters and genre as well — partly because the writers haven’t seen them.
WW3 can't start soon enough
Please God, release us from this evil

Yep. Fuck all these con artists who hide behind feminism as a shield to defend their shitty art and egos and to make a quick buck.
Thanks for making women look like a complete joke. I hope it was worth it, Anita/Ghostbusters/Etc.

they're supported by their parents/husbands

So they are NEETs playing on easy?

Is the 'female protagonist' thing actually the angle that the film makers are taking, or is it that they're just parody performers who happen to be female and the article is spinning it as feminism for clickbait?

>women take the title and make a movie with vampires and/or werewolves based on the title
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT?
And women wonder why they don't have a larger role in Hollywood, all their ideas are garbage.

>and has read a good amount of feminist philosophy / gender theory
>gender theory
I'm so sorry, user.

hopefully one day every movie will have a mandatory mary sue

>...per their Indiegogo page in efforts to fund...

fools get what they deserve

>partly because the writers haven’t seen them.