So Sup Forums, I'm in a bit of a pickle...

So Sup Forums, I'm in a bit of a pickle. TL;DR being I lost my job the Friday before last and can't make rent this month a paycheck short. Already pawning/selling off most of my non-essentials tomorrow (XB1, PC, etc), but worried that won't make up for it totally. I'm hoping I'll hear back from all these places i've applied to this week.
I was thinking about selling my nudes i've gathered or trying to think of something to make a couple quick bucks here and there.

So sorry for the endless banter, any ideas to make a quick buck so I can reach rent?

I'm a guy btw, so prostitution isn't too viable an option here. Tits for your time!

This is my current girl btw, maybe some user would like more pics or something?

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theres always selling drugs. had a friend sell weed for a while until he got a car and a job.

Don't yanks pay for plasma and blood 'donations'?

I have a friend who does the same, just don't think i can make enough quickly enough lol. Strongly considering it for at least a little while

How old are you and how did you get here user?

Start ewhoring

22, finally moved into a place after a while of bumming it on friends couches. Lost my job due to injuring my back, and was out of work for a month in recovery. Couldn't fulfill my previous duties for the company I worked for, so they severed me. Of course without my vacation being cut to me due to missing 4 weeks of work.

Have lived on my own for about 2 years now, not a lot of family around to fall back on. My sister lives with her boyfriend, and my little brother is at college for the year. I've been a Sup Forums user since my early high school years before shit hit the fan life wise lol.

I'm checking this out, nice little way to make 50 buck real quick it looks like. Thanks man!
I'm not really attractive enough to really pull chicks IRL, doubtful anybody is going to pay to see my body online lol. something to consider though

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Bumping to keep this thread alive

collect unemployment

Definitely something I'm signing up for, looking for more immediate solutions in the meantime given that rent is due in 2 days.

Uber drive.

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This first part isn't going to help you with quick cash, but I recommend looking into some seasonal temp jobs like an Amazon warehouse. I worked there for a while. It's complete shit, but they hire literally anybody and pay decent. It could hold you through the holidays. Same goes for any seasonal warehouse job really.

As for right now, try looking for odd jobs. I bet there's a bunch of old ladies near by that need leaves raked or dogs walked

Also, if it comes to it, just talk to your landlord. They can just throw you out no matter what, but at least you're rolling the dice at them understanding and give you a little more time.

Also, look into your lease agreement. Some places have a policy saying it isn't late until it's past a "Grace period". You may have more time than you think

I mean worst case I get arrested and get free food in jail right?

That's a solid idea, I'll definitely apply to an Amazon warehouse. There is one not too far from me. I'll start asking around for odd jobs in the neighborhood.

Thanks a lot man, good ideas!

The fucking Amazon warehouse. Goddamnit does that place bring me awful memories.

Who cares if you are two days late paying rent?

It is highly irrelevant.

Uber or Lyft are good ways to make money. Also, apply for unemployment benefits.

Being a few days late is not the end of the world. I wouldn't even sell my stuff if I were you.

craigslist has odd jobs listed that pay upon completion. i raked leaves for 2 hrs and got 50 bucks one time

Any spread pics?

I'm going to talk to my landlord today, and get unemployment set up and try to be an Uber/Lyft. I'm just hoping my landlord is a cool guy.
i'm looking locally and most are just surrogate mother things, which I don't think I can do as a guy lol

you said you have been there 2 years. how do you not already know if your landlord is a cool guy?

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Depends what kinda city you're in. Where I am people drink a fuckton, getting work in bars I'd say would be pretty easy now I'd say.

Also cycle delivering seems to be a thing that there's loads of work going for. It's hard as fuck and low paid, but needs must. If this appeals find the smaller companies, not the bigg appd ones like deliveroo. The smaller companies will have faster processing times to get you working.

If you're really desperate, you could look into whether door to door companies operate in your city. This is also shit work, but if you can sell you can earn money. And literally they will hire you the same day you contact them.

I've never really asked for an extension before, I mean the most i've talked to the guy is probably 20 minutes when a cabinet door broke. He's nice, but people aren't always the same when it comes to money.
Good shit man. Stuff I'll definitely need to look into.

Mind throwing your GF's pics into a mega to share OP?

Apply to a security company. They hire just about anybody and the process is somewhat fast. Specifically a company called Securitas

No you fucking retard eWhore with someone else's pictures.
>Pretend to be grill
>Find online chat room
>Convince guys to buy pics for money
>Profit

Glad the plasma idea panned out, but don't overdo it, there's a reason they have time intervals between donations.

Buildong on what the other guy said and speaking from my experience in Australia:
being a bar back is basically running stuff up from the cellar and doing legwork for the bartenders. More busy bars, clubs and pubs usually have vacancies open for casual workers.

>op says he needs money in 2 days.
>ppl tell him places to get a job
> takes 2 weeks to get paid from new job

Time stamp plox

Bullshit male prostitution isn't an option. A man of your intelligence can easily earn a dollar per dick.

>I'm a guy btw, so prostitution isn't too viable an option here
Plenty of nasty old dudes willing to pay to fuck a young tight butthole

break into couple of houses and pawn stolen shit.

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Any bows or firearms for sale? I'm always in the market.

If you're in the states, why haven't you applied for unemployment and food assistance?

This is the shitty part, but honestly the job propositions are making me feel like I'll get back on my feet sooner than later lol.
Well I guess it's about time to sell my ass out, it really hasn't done much for me.
There's a casino not too far from me that I think I'm going to give a call to, they probably have jobs just like that open and I know the casino itself is pretty popular.

I'm not so worried about long term, it's more the immediate aspect of having a bill to pay right in front of me. I will be applying for unemployment in the meantime, but I'm not so worried about food, I'm pretty well stocked for at least a month.

Oh and here's some more tits for all your contributions!

More of original girl! Bump

Where do you live? I'll pay to fuck your gf, but you have to watch you little cuck

Doesn't matter if it's long term or not it takes a few weeks go get going. Food might be expidited due to a full loss of income. IT will help offset the food bill while you have to juggle other finances for other bill paying. Just get it done

Paco the immigrant has no troubles getting a yob op. Why dont you do what paco does and not waste time on the Internet?

Hopefully it's an Indian casino because the Nevada Gaming Commission will not issue you a gaming license for free or quickly.

Why

Because Paco does the shit jobs you won't do and lives with fourteen other immigrants so they can send money back home.

Nigga i used to be a stone cutter with paco and a couple of other immigrants. We all got paid 9.75 which was really low for the work we did but they all had houses and their own lives.

That or you can join a roofing company and get paid 13 to 17 dollars depending on the company. But you will be working with pedro and them.

The money is there to be made. Dont pretend its hard. If you want to wait to get into wallmart or Mcdonalds or Starbucks, dont complain that you dont make enough when jose is making 17 an hour because he is not lazy.

Worked with a lot of immigrants before. And a lot of non immigrants the problem here is that we see ourselves above everyone else so we say shit like "thats an immigrants job" when its just us being lazu fucks that rather work at wallmart instead of picking up a valuable skill that jose picks up because he is not lazy.

Heh. I actually have a job that doesn't require a uniform or a translator.

Thats good. Congratulations. I was referring to every other lazy moda fuka that sits there working at wall mart or micky d's complaining about his job or that he doesnt make enough. When he could be doing actually work and making money. Like i said man. I worked as a stone cutter, leanred a skill and im now above everyone of my friends that did and didnt go to college.

Good luck, OP. A few things - if there are a lot of apartments to rent in your city, they would rather get money late than none at all. Pay at least some of it so he knows you are serious. Where I live, vacancy rate is less than 2%, so you'd be out.

Do go to Craigslist and look at gigs. Depending on your back, you can rake leaves, or snow (if in the north) removal. Do get your unemployment - but don't count on it for very long.

Check your rental agreement, though rent is "due" at the first of the month, there's usually a 3 to 5 day grace period they allow you (unless you have some sort of automatic direct deposit or something). Buys you a little time.

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user, i'm a professional gambler and i could use your accounts to bet on because mine are already banned because they ban winning accounts (you can look this up)

i'd need your ID and proof of address (e.g., bank statement or a bill from the past month or so)

could send you $50 for this if you're interested. what's your email? can get in touch.

I know the tumblr he's getting these pics from I'll be shocked if he has anything new

Next time don't live by yourself if you don't have savings that will give you a few months rent. Its like people don't think oh I could lose my job and not be able to afford rent. Who would of thought.