This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 7'2'', 331lbs (2.18m, 150kg)
This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
I'd punch him in the face and try to knee him in the nuts. He'd then proceed to kick my ass.
Fighting and failing is better than not fighting at all. That's my only chance of not losing her to him.
aim for his knee caps
Put a 3 wood round the back of his head. And only stop once they are the same object.
i would slap asses of all of his female relatives walking on the surface of earth and make him watch it with sunglasses on his eyes and popcorn and coke in his left and right hands and would made him realize he has just got cuckolded.
>didn't have a gf
>giant bro turned a random chick into my gf by slapping her ass
Thank you giantbro, you are best wingman.
Top kek
I would jump as high as i could and punch him in the stomach, then run away before he realized what happened.
Stab him in the neck
Samefagging hard.
What girlfriend?, my imaginary girlfriend? hahaha jokes on you!
Take a bottle. Break it by making a sharp shard, stab the chemical faggot.
kick him in the knee
He slaps back of my hand?
He ain't bullet proof
imagine you're outside of the states
>he slaps my hand
>oh stop it, you!
he's a fag. i turn my ass against the wall and call the bouncer
I'd do this.
I'm a carnie. We're basically human forklifts.
jokes on you, ill never have a girlfriend
Stand your ground state. He assaulted my girlfriend. His huge size makes him a deadly weapon and I have the right to prevent lethal bodily harm. Trayvon martin his ass.
I'd turn around and slap his ass, get a threesome going
probably laugh at him...and slap his girlfriend's ass or something.
If he continues i would be a real man and blow his brains out since i am 5.6.
His knees must be killing him
lmao Sup Forumsro
you would if you learned from reddit.com/r/TheRedPill
sucking dicks isn't a very good action of deterrence my short legged friend
he aint bulletproof
I live in S-E europe and have a .45 acp
What's your point? You can get a gun anywhere
>What do you do?
pic?
u in France by any chance?
What's the connection between blowing someone's brains out and sucking a dick?
Are you fucking retarded or something?
I'm gonna roofie him. Then I'm going to strip him down and rub coconut oil all over his body. Caressing it into every fold. Every inch. Then I'm gonna give him a blow job. Once I make him roofie cum then I'm going to ass fuck him until his ass prolapses. No homo
call the cops
I am in Romania.
Pic of what? the gun? Me? My dick?
He messed with the wrong guy
7'4", 380 lbs
Welcome to Sup Forums
your gun
Id aim for the knees take him down then choke him out. He wont know what to do with my massive cock in his mouth
>s-e europe
> Are you in france
kek
I'm american so I'd shoot him with my .357
Kick with knee in his ballz. Weak point of all men.
sure m8...
Let me get some paper for timestamp
>guy slaps some rando chick's ass
>she is now magically my gf
>I am no longer gay
>my dad can be proud of me again
thanks based chad
thats hella fucking gay dude sucking his dick like thay
Dick please!
pull out my cock and fuck em all to death
I disagree. I think he looks like he'd know exactly what to do.
Probably get her to make a big fucking deal about it and sue him for sexual assault and take all his money since that's so easy to do.
Hit him in the throat with a ski
Shoot him in the head
...
Shoot him, a bullet doesn't care about his height or weight.
took me some time to fucking resize the shit because of 2m error shit.
I'm gonna go eat now, bye fags.
Stab my keys in his jugular vein from behind and twist. Kills everyone dead, no matter how big or strong you are.
He's got skinny stick legs
What the hick hock fick fox is that gun lying on?
Slap his ass.
Drive his nuts so far inside him they become his new adams apple
>from behind
What after you sneak around and stand on a stool?
Fuck him in the ass to show him who's boss, no homo.
Slap his girls asses
He slaps the back of my hand?
Tell him that traps are a muscle too
Poor guy is probably so clumsy like all tall people he didn't mean to do it, looking at him I see sadness in his eyes because he'll never find a cute 6'8 woman to love and cherish. I dunno, I'd probably offer to have a drink with him and talk about his feelings since I'm sure no one's ever asked him anything but "how tall r u?!?!?!" poor poor guy
Kick one of his knees in, continue to gauge his eyes out with my car keys as he screams in agony.
>romania
homeland
and legs
I'd fuck his dad right in front of him
Take him down with my homebuilt stungun, it might be leathal. It doesn't cut back on current after a hit like a normal one.
These anons know their shit
One good stomp aiming his knee sideways will get the job done
Do nothing because I'm a 6'2'' manlet compared to this guy
I'm 6'9" 360lbs. I'd punch him in the fucking mouth and tell him to keep his fucking hands off of my woman.
Nothing.
He said "Good Game" after doing it. that makes it okay.
nothing wrong with good sportsmanship.
I'm in Serbia and I'm thinking about buying tetejac
Is it really worth the expense?
Not much he can do against my Gun-fu
Slap his ass
Lmao, nigga must be clumsy af
grab wghat's left of her ass and run
kill him instantly
Ask him why he slapped the back of my right hand.
Slap his ass
I doubt that he will do that because he seems like a rather nice and civilized guy
underrated
fucking autist
Hope he slaps my ass next.
fucken lmao
Fucking drop his slag ass to his knees and bench press his water-filled muscles till his chest pops and he turns into a flabby mass of skin.
NIGGERS
why would I care if he slapped the back of my right hand?
lel
You okay? Simmer down.
Any man dumb enough to slap a mule will get what he deserves.
I would ask him why he didn't think to level up any others perks when he had all his XP.
slap his ass
...
CHECKED
wimp shit
orgy initiated
I could tap his ass out trained mma fighter
My girlfriend is 4.1 I would attend her funeral. Mourne a bit then try to fuck her sister
Looks like a typical S-E European tablecloth that 400 babushkas before him have spilled gulash all over and passed down through the generations for all the babusklings to continue spilling their S-E European gloop on.
lol samefag.
follow him home and burn his house down while he slept :)