Do you like my fap kit?

Do you like my fap kit?

No

Sad

Gay

Why the fuck would you need a condom for fapping?

I thought that was a bottle of Kewpie mayo. You know, the jap stuff.

so he can share the fleshlight with his gay friends

This better, Ted

Has your flashlight some std?

Why the condom

To much fap

Easy cleanup i guess

Makes cleanup so much easier, also hard to keep those toys clean and keeping bacteria out of them, since they are so hard to keep dry. Best not give yourself a UTI while you're fapping.

For further reference

Can someone explain to me why the fuck would people need lube to fap?

I don't get it, I have great faps without any, both using my hand and toys. I used lube once to see if it would be any better - it wasn't...

yeah but the inside will be gunked up with the hand lotion... so this doesnt solve anything. OP is just a lonely pathetic faggot

You misunderstood what i said, you can wash it fine, but it will stay moist, and this is a haven for bacteria. Easier to avoid the UTI.

This is utter pointless. What about the mayonnaise you are lubricating that piece of plastic with

Lelikekz I worked for a sushi company, they used exactly that product

Why even add a condom. Its not like the fleshlight might have stds

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yea but
you are missing out on lube
and no condo

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