Tell me guys

tell me guys

1 magma. 8000 piranhas is simply not enough. Maybe 80000 piranhas tho

BEING THIS RETARDED IN 2016

KID YOU DO KNOW THAT PIRAHANAS EAT LIKE EVERY THING THEY CRAZY IN THIS NIGGA

LIKE ONE PIRANA CAN EAT ATLEAST 10 MAGMAS 7999 OVERKILL PIRANAS

hpw much is 1 magma

how* -even

yeah they would eat that shiit up

Are the piranhas all in one spot? Or are they scattered?

How much prep time does the magma have?

If Jesus could feed 5000 people with two fish, how many could he feed with 8000 Piranhas?

Fuck math

is the lava sentient?

that's lava, it's called magma when it's under the earth.

None. Two Piranhas will eat 5000 people, and when you factor in the other Piranhas, good luck Middle East.

>2016
>not even knowing numbers

Like fucking a billion.

maybe the pictures was taken under the earth

less than two, but more than none magma

How much is one magma?

How big are the piranhas? all adult?
None retarded or otherwise fucked up?

Is there water? or are the fish just flopping about?

Can the fish get fireman coats?

Can 1 magma regenerate?

Does magma have any coats?

Too many question user

Actually is only 20 million

Kekd hard af

>How much is one magma?
just one

>How big are the piranhas? all adult?
all fully grown

>None retarded or otherwise fucked up?
no, ideal. average, healthy fishies

>Is there water? or are the fish just flopping about?
there is no water, but one magma that is liquid

>Can the fish get fireman coats?
no

>Can 1 magma regenerate?
no

>Does magma have any coats?
no

>Too many question user
no

> Magma-under the earth's crust
> Piranhas-in the sea/over the earth's crust

How the fuck would the piranhas be able to get under? Would they just have to dig or eat through?

Can the fish swim in 1 magma?

Wormholes bro

yes very briefly

GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE YOU ARE RUINING AN INTELLIGENT HYPOTHETICAL DISCUSSION

Fucking a billion what?

>how hot of a magma?
>full grown piranhas?
>have the piranhas eaten recently?
>what type of piranha?
>what composition is the magma?
>where is the battle to take place?
>what type of year?
>will there be a crowd? will they be rooting for one more than the other?
>what are the rules? are there rounds, breaks?
>what are the winning conditions?

piranhas arent considered fish, faggot

Oh wait there's no water
Are the Piranahs already underground or on they on land?

what if we factor in some Loaves. . .

In that case, fish would win if staged an all out attack all at once
Otherwise.... Whats cooked sushi called?

sushi is a method of preparing rich you mean cooked sashimi

/pedantic cunt

That sounds like something a normie would say....

>What's cooked sushi called?

Fish.

>What type of year?
>Implying leap years make a difference?

>how hot of a magma?
10000 degrees
>full grown piranhas?
Yes
>have the piranhas eaten recently?
They skipped breakfast so the last time would be yesterday evening
>what type of piranha?
mixed variety
>what composition is the magma?
pure 100% composed of magma
>where is the battle to take place?
The magma gets to decide, he won the coin flip
>what type of year?
2016
>will there be a crowd? will they be rooting for one more than the other?
No, only a crowd of piranhas
>what are the rules? are there rounds, breaks?
No breaks, only one round. Fight starts when fight whistle is blown.
>what are the winning conditions?
First one to completely die loses

>confusing water birds
I know right?

You are all wrong.

Stick would win.

That'd be a sticky situation....

There is no sick you inbred fucking idiot faggot

> The magma gets to decide, he won the coin flip

Kek and magma would have an advantage when fighting

Still only 20 million fish.

The magma wins. 10,000 degrees is a super hot magma, and it gets to fight on home turf. No contest.

There is literally sticks everywhere...

The piranhas would win the initial battle but the magma would melt them from inside
>piranhas win battle
>only magma survives
Unless it takes less than 8000 to eat 1 magma
>some piranhas eat magma
>piranhas win
>magma kills piranhas later
>more piranhas eat magma
>cycle continues until either magma is digested or piranhas all die

> Magma is 10,000 degrees
> has an advantage

Magma would be the winner

>Stick would win.
Stick wins every time

I haven't seen a single stick itt, and the magma would just burn it up, adding to its magmay mass

>adding to its magmay mass
you have it wrong. Magma adds to the stick mass. Stick wins every time.

Assuming the piranha's teeth could handle 1 degree per tooth,
And assuming the piranha's have over 10000 teeth between them,
There would be no problem neutralising the heat

What are you talking about sticks don't just grow on trees

>Thinking magma is hotter than a stick

I think you need schooling in thermodynamics user

I thought trees grew on sticks?

the magma has the unique proprety of transforming everything it touches into magma then we can say the carot won this one

WHAT IF THE MAGMA HAS A MAGMA PIRANHA INSIDE?

No they're assembled together like a megazord you nigger

Al Pacino would win

Piranhas ignore all sciences

Piranhas are only aggressive when blood is scented. Magma doesn't bleed. Magma wins

Then it could act as an ambassador for both sides
making a pact and everlasting peace

One piranha dies to magma, covering it in blood...

Except this time doesn't

Well if you want to stick to that..

I don't like your attitude. It's like you have a stick up our ass or something.

how big is the magma? a small one would have no hope but a big one could take on 10000 piranhas

Bigger than a small one
Smaller than a big one

Piranhas don't eat magma and magma doesn't care about piranhas so it's a tie.

This is incoherent - when was the last time you saw a magma melt a piranha from the inside?

A tie would deffinatly burn

You are correct user my apologies. My theory is full of holes because mine eyes have not seen the glory of the magma melting the piranha

>brining up menswear
It's gonna take hours to run these numbers user

Considering the magma would instantly vaporize a piranha... It's a no brainer!

Nah the end result is tie(black, silk), you just have to run a simulation and compare to the theory to see how accurate it is.

when was the last time you witnessed a the earth being a globe?

You've clearly never seen a vaporised piranha attack.

does it have protection from the piranhas?

I can't witness something that isn't true

Yes.

Can someone write a magma and piranha mod for WWE and post results?

Obv the magma, 1 entire fuckin magna it's about 1000000 piranhas. Lrn2math

You guys are worse than those fucking fingerboxes.

You're worse than banana/spiderman posters.

Piranhas with ties own that shit

GUYS. what if.

piranha magma fingerboxes.

Could stick still beat it?

They'd come together to form a drum group

Hey I really like that post, do you mind if I save it

ive got a better one

Edit:
New album by the Magma Piranha Fingerboxes
Could Stick Still BEAT it?

what's a finger box?

A box full of fingers

Stick

Like a toe box, but for your hands.

Its kind of like a thumb war except it isnt to the death