"Come closer, user"

>"Come closer, user"
>*farts*

What do?

let out a fart myself

Stick my nose between her cheeks and inhale.

There is literally no other correct answer.

start fucking her ass

what else would I do?

what did she mean by this

Aj Applegate is a disgusting coal burner

shes great, but i can only find interracial shit anymore

Smack her as hard as i can and warn her not to ever fart near me again. Women shouldn't fart its disgusting.

Straightfag here and phone posting while I poop
You bros ever drop a log and check it and it's bigger than your dick?

ask her for sex

Warning: Trespassers Will Get AIDS

fart back

>What do?

The same thing I did when a stripper farted on me. Blink awkwardly and try to laugh it off.

This

I conduct classes on the proper technique, Tuesdays and Thursdays 6pm

No but sometimes if it's big and in one complete piece I'll think, 'huh, I could take that much dick'

GAS LEAK IN THE MINE, GET THE FOREMAN ON THE HORN, SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN

What the fuck is going on here?

sniff butthole

>tonnes of replies about farts

>LOL MEME POST

That's what I think, too. The weird part is... I didn't really mind?
I kind of like to poop actually.

Don't you ever post that dude ever again.

>nose
I'd stick my whole face between those cheeks and start tonguing her asshole phamalam

Too much ass

This. I'd go to town on her with my tongue and let her fart me into oblivion.

Confirmed for gay

It is natural to enjoy the sensation of pooping. It feels good.

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FYI Lexi Belle actually did that in a scene, check out Can He Score? Lexi Belle. It totally ruined the scene for me as usually they get weirdos on and the pornstars are usually kind of polite and then let them bang them but this was just gross, girl farts are gross

Do girls like to fart on boys

girls don't fart

wew lad

Most butts are safe, but hers is not. She's warning you with a sign.

I would still let her sit on my face tbH. What's life without a little risk

sounds like a gas leak needs plugging up

unzips dick