My sister just caught me jacking off. What the fuck do I do now? And have any of you b/tards been in the same situation?

My sister just caught me jacking off. What the fuck do I do now? And have any of you b/tards been in the same situation?

Who dat? Moar?

Nothing really, she already knew that you fapped. Seeing you do it doesn't really change anything.

Where the fuck that bitches eyebrows at?

Same place as Whoopi Goldbergs...

Seriously just don't bring it up. She will just end up forgetting about it or you guys will inevitably fucking.

Gently knock on her door when she's home alone and you are alone home. Sit down at her bed, ask her to sit next to you, ask if she wants to talk about it.

Next thing you know you wont have to jerk it yourself anymore.

Say "you've seen me, now it's my turn to see you". If she gets creeped out, laugh and leave. She will forget. But, she might just go for it.

She walked in right when I was cumming. She yelled "Fucking Pervert" and slammed the door.

mom walked in when i was masturbating. at the age of 21. Just be an adult about it. it's not like you have been caught injecting black heroin.

What if you got caught injecting black tar heroin into your scrotum

Where were you spanking it for her to walk in and be mad at you? I bet you was jacking off in the living room like a retard, weren't you

This

QUINTS!?

a hero

While anally fisting a goat and sitting on a 16" dildo

Study, where the computer is. I thought I was home alone.

Kek, that's the chance you take, user. Lock some doors next time

almost

almost nigga

>cum in her dirty panties
>leave said cumstained panties on her pillow with a picture of them wrapped around your cock
>leave a note saying "they felt so good"

Thank me later. Her pussy will be dripping wet from how alpha you are.

Yeah, I'm already worried she'll cry sex assault, she's that fucked up.

save those for cringe threads

No don't worry about that. She'd be too horny to be upset.

Go fucking ask her to get on her knees.
Suck that faggot Opie dick like there's a gun to her head
And then you take that 4 inch cock and impregnate that bitch

Post a pic of your sister so I can tribute her....

Dubs don't lie

But my cock is 9 inches m8

How old is she?

She's only 12 but very mature for her age

The fucked thing is that I know she masturbates too. She has a vibrator in her underwear drawer. Why would she get so pissed off? Was it the idea that I masturbate too? Was it seeing me naked? It's not the first time, I've seen her naked too. I don't get it.

i'm moist

finally this gets interesting

She's 20.

All the more reason to show it to her.

Did she said cock when she walked in?

Or just the back of you and then cowering forward bringing your shoulders in.

Not OP.

>put your dick next to vibrator
>take picture
>prove it's bigger
>leave picture on her pillow

You're not replying to me, but I'll answer.

She saw it all. I can't enjoy a wank it I'm wanking into something. The easiest thing for me is to lean back and cum on myself. That's what she saw.

Pretty fucking risky.

Alpha as fuck

Have you at least got a big dick, op?

>leave picture on her pillow
For her mom to discover later.

i would try to talk about it with her. not talking about it will probably make it more awkward. pretty sure she will understand a man's needs (if she's not retarded) . btw i'm a girl and have an older brother and seen his porn folder. meh

Big enough I guess. How big is big?

search through her drawers for her dildo collection
leave a note on them saying "fucking pervert"

That's good too

OK that's a good start. Do you want to try and fuck her?

If not, next time you see her, or go find her now, and tell her you're embarrassed, but you'll be more private now.

Nigga, how many inches? Anything more than 7 is big really.

anything under 8 inches can't possibly satisfy a woman

Sure, but did you ever catch him jacking off to it?

a picture of the vibrator and your dick is actually not the worst idea.

>fucking pervert
lol how old is she? and what were you fapping to?
sorry to hear that, that was probably her first time seeing a dick kek

>tfw my 7" cock couldn't fit all the way into my ex without hurting her

Tits or GTFO

She's 20. Fapping to a facial compilation video.

Quiet retard. It's relevant to the conversation.

I asked you how big your dick is, faggot. "Big enough" isn't an answer.

haha that's why you're a pervert
you get off by looking at other dudes' jizz

Collect your semen for a week or two. Refrigerate it during collection, you want to keep it fresh.

Once you collect a decent portion of spunk, take her vibrator and submerge it in your cum and then put it back where you found it.

Hopefully you can time it so that she will go to use it while its dripping wet with semen. You want her to know what it is but use it anyways.

How hot would it be for her to start torturing her throbbing clit with a vibe covered in her brothers cum?

I said tits or gtfo

Sup Forums sure has changed l. Last time I was here was 4 years ago. Seems full of Beta whiteKnight Cucks now.

1488.

And I'm OP, I said shut up, as her gender is relevant to the conversation.

Refamiliarise yourself with the rules newfag.

Go home zionist stooge. Go shill somewhere else.

Tits or GTFO. No one buys your horse shit "I'm op" bullshit.

Pretty much setting someone up to catch a rape charge.

Better off slooging in the shampoo bottle

Beta white knight cuck detected.

I'll tell her don't try to get into incest since she seen a dick for the first time cause she ugly

nope but i'd try to understand cause he once caught me doing awkward things lewl

Nah. Just thought I'd check Sup Forums out again. I mean it was always liberal as duck, but it's just Tumblr now.


Sieg Heil, Brother.

Self hating kike detected. Oy vey, betta not upset king Bibi or madame secretary.
Fuckin heeb

>projecting this hard

tell her it's time to grow the fuck up and realize her brother is a man with his own needs. tell her it's what most dudes do.

Your sheeny magic won't work here jew, you've been uncovered.

What a cuck. I hope your daughter Marries a Nigger.

Go home JIDF

I thought I told you to fuck off? Fuck off nigger

Fuck off nigger

Send her a story on reddit about a girl seducing her brother. There definitely on r/incest

Text her the link then immediately approach her, and tell her you sent a link to her, completely by accident. It'll make her curious to look at it. But also believe you if she freaks out.

>worked with my oldest sister

Fucking autism is of the charts, what's the fucking problem user, so your sister saw you jacking of, big fucking deal, you literately do nothing. Unless you where jacking it to pictures of her or some shit like that, then your fucked

>Repeating the word nigger again and again in a futile attempt to reestablish a cover thats already been blown.

Come on Shlomo, I think its time to go.

You're*

Fuck off. Nigger.

I said the same thing lol no bitch i ever known had a problem with jacking off

This.

My relationship with my parents is already a bit rough. I'm worried she'll tell them, and I won't have access to the computer again. They're not exactly liberal people.

>use her dildo
>get it extra shitty
>leave on her pillow
>also leave cumstained panties on her pillow

Trust me. She'll love it.

Look on the bright side, you could have been caught fapping to 3d loli.

I'd love to punch her in the face as I'm plowing that pussy.

> worried about what parents say
> underage b&

Alpha detected.

You can kiss that android good bye too. Since you wanna be a little bitch and let mommy pay for everything. It's all hers anyway.

Good luck fapping user, hopefully you're dad catches you next time and starts to force you to gay Boi things.

Farwell opie

Same place as its cunt.

well if your parents are that delusional about what people do and what's perfectly natural it might be for the best.

I'm 19. I'm worried they'll kick me out.

Your*

And you obviously don't know what the 'Tits or GTFO' rule actually says so why don't you get back to sucking dick.

Best idea

Get a job
The quickest job you can
Buy new house/apartment room
Live there

Ok OP, I think I can help you in your situation, but you need to listen to me very, VERY carefully
Where's what you need to do ver batum
1. Try to make as little contact with her for a few months, preferably until around Christmas
2. until then, stealth jerk into all of her dirty underwear. This isn't exactly required, but it builds motivation
3. DickInABox.mp4
4. Later one night, but not before midnight, knock on her door
5. Whist pretending to carry said box, ask if you can come in in an embarrassed/humbled voice
It's important you make this tone sound genuine
6. Apologize for what happened in some lengthy and drawn out speech
7. Tell her you want to make it up to her, with a gift
8. Present dick
9. Either get laid or get thrown in jail

Both options will solve your predicament, if not in very different ways, so make sure you do this right

do you have a sister ? this is cringey as fuck, trust me

life isn't like your chinese comics

Yea i hate op family they even tell a grown ass man he can't use the computer for jacking off if it was my son i tell him im next