What's the most alpha thing you've done or said to a female?

What's the most alpha thing you've done or said to a female?

>asking b about interactions with females

Stfu bitch, I'll piss where I want.

i pissed on a bitch... fuck you

Let's watch porn together in the mirror

H...h.hey

If I poke you with it don't freak out. (Referring to a massive boner I had while cuddling with my ex gf)

Kissless virgin betas

took her virginity, made her love me like crazy, didnt care about what she felt, said or did. didnt even talk one sentence with her. (she only spoke spanish) she was 13 i was 17

oh and after the vacation i deleted all her contact informations on my pc and deleted msn messenger and never talked to her again

I held a bitch, gently, by her throat. Thumbs pressed loosely against her throat. Grand jury didn't have enough evidence to convict. I thought I was going to prison. No shit.

Your sister was better

While stoned on the couch:

"Hey, you're about to suck my cock and swallow my cum in like 20 minutes. I'll set an alarm."

And then it happened.

I can believe this one

How was he?

Not alpha. You're a bitch. Passive aggressive bitch. She probably found a dude with a dick. Right ? Left that part out.

I rubbed my dick on her lips every time she suck me

sounds jelly . Lose your dick?

i had some muffins and this girl i was hanging out with wanted some of them and I told her she could get one if she sucked my dick, and she said she would do it, but I was too much of a pussy so I just said I was joking and nothing happened.

What a fuckin pussy omg...

Told the cio of a Canadian healthcare org that her strategy was wrong. And been right about it. Saved literally millions. And at the same time fucked up any chance I have of moving forward because I caused a private company to suffer potential losses because my strategy didn't include them. Yay for being right. It won't get you anywhere.

Made a girl call and talk to her boyfriend while she was sucking my dick.

I did that with my gf but i made her call her mom and brother

Fucked plenty of girls just to never speak to them again after.

Alsso
>be 16
>still virgin
>meet up with this girl I had been talking to for several weeks
>fuck her in the back seat of my car
>nut deep in that puss (probably a dumb idea oh well she didnt get prego)
>start driving around, pretty much done hanging out with her at this point
>she asks if my parents would like her
>"idk but I actually need to take you home"

And that was that

"wow user, your dick so big"
"y-you too"

This girl and I had been talking during a party. I told her I had to go take a piss (I really did) so she followed me to the bathroom. I took my piss, took off my belt, went out, put the belt around her neck and pull her into the stall. We started making out in the stall and she blew me for a while. After all of that she gave me her number. It was pretty cool

had a threeway with two girls, one 10/10 20 yo and one 8/10 21 year old on friday night

Felt good, man.

I stopped mid fuck to answer the phone to my weed dealer, pulled out said wait there cause my weeds outside. Went out and got my weed and went back in and fucked her

Please expand on this lie.

I was on a date and the girl was being a super bitch and I eventually got fed up and made her get out of my car

Loooooool captured

Fingerbanging a chick while whispering obsenities into her ear and choking her. In a movie.

Honour thy dubs

A lot of people in this thread have a strange idea of what 'doing or saying something alpha' is.

kek

Gf was too tired for sex.Didnt like deepthroat.Looked her dead in the eye and said calmly "If you're too tired,get on your knees because I'm going to fuck your mouth" Looked shocked,got on her knees.

My ex gf had new boyfriend (when I was single).Cheeky little slut.Fucked her outside.Told her to get on her knees and say her bfs name while sucking her dick.She did.

Said to her "Bet his dick isn't as big as mine."

After that,best blowjob in the world.

Most memorable moment. GF was on about ex bf,related to topic we were discussing.Told her I wasn't interested.She went defensive and said "It's a part of my past" So I retorted "So are all the tight bodied,big tittied girls that left with cum on their face." Gf silenced.Guess what she wanted me to do that night?;)

in short words, I'm 21yo, pretty good looking. The 20 year old is my girlfriend, we were all out partying on friday, the other girl is her best friend and she really likes my girlfriend and wanted to get with her so while we were out she asked me if I was up for a threesome and I said "yea, just ask my girlfriend" and from that point things just escelated

Fucking her while her training husband is in the next room.

Your copypasta reeks of basement dwelling retardation.

Pics of them

sucking her dick?

Autocorrect.My dick.;)

Things that never happened/10

Also what did you do when you woke up from that dream?

I was a virgin, and was feeaking nervous about have my first time with this girl I met working as waitress in a wedding party. So, we just have a drink and was driving around the town. I get near to a motel and said:
>"what about spend the night there?"
>"don't know. It's our second meet, I suppose I will regret it..."
>"When you will regret it?"
>"you know... Tomorrow"
>"then tomorrow you tell me about"

It was my first time. Everything was ok.

...

I do like doing this kind of shit on tinder, bump and i will post more

Things that did happen.

Shame to be you,dreaming about my day to day life.

>contact informations

hahaha your so funny user

get out

He woke up, combed his neckbeard, adjusted his fedora, and sat down out his computer for another long night of pussy slaying antics on second life to brag about on Sup Forums.

If you dont give up the ass, someone else will. Lube it up.

Probably sound more alpha if you didn't sound like an Arab.

that's pretty fucking bad

i had sex with a girl for skittles one time

Did you get nudes?

Haha second life would be a welcome break for me.Plus broads are less annoying.

I was at a sorority formal event with my date and we were going to one of the senior houses for after hours, Instead of walking inside I walked straight to under the porch and told my date "It's been too long I need to blow a load". Then I fucked my date under the porch while people were above us

not going to deliver pics this time

Ayo bby u wan sum fuk?

Did it work though faggot. I feel like the answer is probably no

this

also spell you're correctly so you look less like a tool next time

Almost right, user. Brazil.

one time intercourse for recreational activity

Once went for a burger king.

Got offered napkins.

"I don't need any napkins!"

...

ITT: People try to tell stories while jealous betas insinuate it was a dude or that it didn't happen.

You are justifying yourself way to hard.

This right here.Not happy because we won't fuck their fat ass,feminist bitches.

Fucking Brazillians, tell Christ the Redeemer I said "fall down you fucking eyesore"

once pooped in a girls mouth

underrated

>be at party
>be flirting with girl
>girl flirts back
>asks if I want to go back to a spare bedroom
>begins pulling me there by arm
>I respond to her "sorry I only think of you as a friend and I don't sleep with sluts."
>friendzone her promptly.
>adjust my fed and leave the party thanking the host on the way out.

Alpha as fuck.

Fucking kek'd

I'll fuck you til you love me,faggot.

Why? Because it's all made up :)

just seeing where it went

Bullshit, bitches are the most annoying fuckers in the world!

>if I don't get pussy no one else must

Fucking beta bitch boi.

>Thanking the host

Fucking cuck

haven't yet found someone more jelly than you

her : cant you just cuddle with me a bit?(shes a 9/1;0 a just fucked the fuck outta her the first time) Me: bitch you can see im reading an article...
her : hhaha shut up
me:...

No it didnt, but i put her in her place

Keep diverting from the fact that I'm right :)

"I'm not changing your you or anybody else."

No, mostly never do.

that's fucking scary
I m glad I don't live in the US

But he is right.

I am the true alpha.None of you betas can compete because I will destroy you all.

I am trained and versed in combat.I don't need to engage in your beta chest bashing.Im above you all and you wish you were me.

Give your girl a kiss when she gets home.Ask her how her night was and if she keeps it short,ill send you a video depiction.Later beta faggots.

what the fuck is this bullshit

are you her?

and no

shes a single mother now and i think i broke her heart. i know its not alpha what i did,but its Sup Forums´s image of being alpha so i shared the story

Kek, at least you're honest.

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>im right
>he cries
>his virginitiy giving off a palpable odor

Got a sober chick into bed within an hour of meeting her.

>Sorority event
>date
>probably in stupid frat
>fucked
REEEEEEE GET OUT NORMIE

Single mum.If she's hot,I'd slam her pussy and give her more children,that her beta bux can look after.

Hey babe, want to get some ice cream? No, you have a date with your boyfriend? No problem. We can get some another night, have fun on your date!

not user
you're a faggot

Was fucking this 10/10 extreme hottie when I lived in Chicago. She was so fucking hot, probably top 2 or 3 in my life. Anyways, blasting that pussy missionary position, she loving it. I feel I'm about to nut, get off of her, stand up beside the bed and grab her by her hair, yank her head to the side of the bed. I look at ther in the eyes and say "Open your mouth and get your reward". I'll be damn, she took it all greedily and sucked it clean.

So cash.

>took gf at the time and her friend to a bar
>got hammered
>bought drinks for the local band that was playing and chilled with them
>bought drinks for another girl
>got her number
>proceeded to fuck exgf and her friend later that night

Good times