/heem/ - Alvey Bless Edition

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Schaub bless

Do we know who cowboy was supposed to be fighting yet

Gooby bless

anyone got the webm of young overeem weighing in/walkin on stage?

Hopefully a top 5 now that he's ranked 7

Lawler ofc

Yoel Romero

you just know

I wish they put out which supplements are "tainted" so I know not to waste my money on the bullshit

pic related

My boy filthy Tom getting his dues

But user, our proprietary blend of flour and flour is clinically proven to something something look at the cool label!

I want her back.

Will it ever be topped?

Shit, no picture

Literally permaheemed. I train muay thai at a mma gym with some up and coming guys. When grapplers get hit really, really, really hard they end up quitting mma and sticking with grappling..

Pride days must have been great for Australia and NZ, right in your time zone, watching chinks getting obliterated by semi-pro slavs and nigs

Grapplers are pussies mate. I heem them and every here

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damn didnt know sage was racist

anyone got the webm of what's his face getting his tooth knocked out in 202?

looks like whitey was adopting some kung fu stance or shit and literally spooked the spook the before getting hit. Why is it that the ghoul's are almost as afraid of >secret kung fu as they are of dogs or job applications?

>p4p best fighter
>A manlet so no one cares

Kek

carlino bless

What did he mean by this?

studboy pls

man TAM has alot of great fighters who fell short or retired very early

grant, spencer etc

Heavyweight DC is the greatest fighter in mma history

I wouldn't mind "fucking" her, if you know what I mean. ;)

DC isn't regressing, HW is just that bad

soon DC will start sliding, he's an old guy

DC would be ranked at least 5th in HW

>I wouldn't mind fucking "her", if you know what I mean. ;)
ftfy

Was this a suckerpunch?

nah they were both squaring up and should be ready for anything. Plus have you ever seen a nigger street fight? You'd get suckered by his 3 nig friends from behind.

100%

Yet the biggest star is also a manlet....

Glad to know you'll both have "He fought like a gentleman" inscribed on your gravestone after I heem you every.

pls no

>implying that I won't have "whacked off to anime tits" on my headstone

it's basically confirmed
youtube.com/watch?v=dIFjasurnb0&feature=youtu.be&t=9213

anyone else feel bad for punk? it feels like people want to see him get his ass beat just because he is taking a risk and jumping into MMA

Just imagine how angry she would be if you "accidentally" slipped one into her poopyhole

I only feel bad for individuals who have have been deprived of their freedoms or have been mentally damaged.
Besides, CM Punk said that the haterz just make him stronger, didn't he?

>because he is taking a risk and jumping into MMA

it's because he's jumping over the line, if he went to some less known organisation and started from the bottom showing hespect he'd get more sympathy

so blame dana. he's probably getting paid a lot more than he would in a smaller org. plus he is old and doesn't have the time to fight his way into the UFC

people also forget mickey gall is 2-0 and fighting on the main card, but he doesn't get shit

>literally everyone outside of /heem/ thinks Miocic will win
Who do I bet on?

gall won't gain anything from beating punk except money, he won't be THE guy who beat Punk a world class can, he'll just be a guy who beat that rasslin dude

and if he loses he'll never get anything, not money, not fame

Has Miocic ever defeated a Dutchman?
Who his the best striker Miocic has defeated?

This a huge opportunity for Gall, how many fighters get the chance to be on a PPV whilst only 2 fights in to their pro career? He could have fought another 10 times on the regional scene before even catching the eye of the UFC. Sure if he loses he won't get anything but he wouldn't get anything if he stayed where he was.

It's becasue casuals always pick the champion and think Overrem is a glass jaw pleb

>Has Miocic ever defeated a Dutchman?
don't think so
>Who his the best striker Miocic has defeated?
Hunt or Arlovski

DC would unironically murder Stipe and Reem in a 2 on 1 match.

dc would beat miocic and reem

Overeem

Hunt is a terrible striker. He only won k-1 because the fights were fixed.

Conor would heem Maia.

He'll be tucked into fight pass prelims if he wins, while Sage will get on main cards beating cans. I don't think UFC will go behind him just for heeming Punk.

That early exchange between Arlovski and Barnett was the funniest shit in a while. Got webm anyone?

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I agree but thats still way better than fighting on the regionals

Way to prove your point.
I aint even the Bulgarian that spams that every thread.
Pic related would happen to Conor faster than it did to Condit.

>implying Maia could take that left hand

kek

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>Maia
>Surviving these shots

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>Could't heem a LW but he would heem someone that fought at MW
Not that It would matter. Maia takes him down faster than Coture did Toney.

Post up to date shit, friendo ;^)

and please don't repeat the same picture twice again

He'd delete Maia's chin.

He can't take the left hand of god.

>let's pretend N8 never humiliated conair

PVZ

There isn't a place to train in newport news that doesn't look sketchy or marketed to families.
I just want a legit place to train and not have to feel that my trainers could be convicted rapists.

>let's pretend condor didn't avenge his loss and embarrass nate by making him walk around like this for a month

name this webm "King Kong climbs Empire State"

>IF I HAD HAD A CAMP HE WOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED ME
>I CAN OUTBOX CONOR
Kek.

>left hand of god.
>only heems manlets
Maia vs Conor would be exactly like Conor vs Duffy but faster.

>tapping to Nate Diaz who literally rolled off his couch and went to fight
He can't avenge that with a decision, he has to finish N8

Memery and favorites aside. You don't think it's impressive he heemed nate on his ass 3 times? THE UNHEEMABLE

>still living in the past

>if i had a full camp I wouldn't get hit

:^))))))

>Dropping the hardest chin in the entirety of UFC three times in a fight
>Thinking Maia could resist
Kek.

Why is Bulgaria so retarded? Is there a reason? Has the gene pool been muddied by the gypsy blood?

WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT 202? SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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We are all heem

this, also i've noticed the conversations about 202 have gotten significantly more retarded as time goes on which is surprising

>the hardest chin in the entirety of UFC three times in a fight
>Who are DC and Condit?
>Thinking Conor would get a cnahnce to punch Maia before he gets on his back.
>But muh flag bants
see that you are in the retarded minority strawpoll.me/11096774/r

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>NATE DOESN'T HAVE A HARD CHIN, GUYS
>HERE'S PEOPLE WHO ALSO HAVE A HARD CHIN, THAT OUGHTA SHOW HIM
You're getting desperate, aren't you?

>There was a similar poll for 202 where most people picked Diaz
>Thinking anecdotal evidence proves shit

You're an absolute gypsy and I feel sorry for whoever's purse or wallet comes in contact with you. Shoo, gyppo.

>being in the minority on 4chin
>a bad thing

Heem urself my man

he said hardest and so did you, faggot

who is connor fighting next?
when will we find out?

DC gon get dropped by Rumble real soon.

It took a severe beating and a shin to the temple to drop Nate. He's a fucking zombie. I'd dare say his chin is harder than Nick's.

He'll KTFO Maia in NY.

>There is a real chance that a UFC Welterweight champion will walk out to either Tenacious D or Linkin Park

SAVE US BASED TYRON

>Spain talking shit about gypsies
Conor struggles with a LW gatekeeper. A WW bjj god that wont stand and bang with him like Nate and would take him down instanly would end him

reminder that real champions walk out to linkin park

memes aside, Diaz was probably the worst match up for Conor from the top lightweights.

Not Spanish.

5# ranked LW.

You have more gypsies in percentage.

Gentle reminder that Nate lost.

Gentle reminder that you'll never be White.

Gentle reminder that you'll never be correct about anything.

Just one that comes to mind.
But also pretty much anyone else in the top 5 main reason being they will take his ass down and not stand with him like Diaz does.

not really, he just fought like a retard the first time.
he's yet to fight a good wrestler who didnt take the fight on 2 weeks notice, for all we know khabib and rda could make him look like condit.

before the first fight
>DUDE DIAZ IS SHIT LMAO LOOK AT HIS RECORD
after the fight
>DUDE DIAZ IS THE BIGGEST THREAT TO CONOR

Why are you so afraid to say where you're from? Is it because you're non white? It's okay, we accept refugees now.

I don't know about RDA but I'm curious what's gonna happen when khabib challenges conor for the LW belt in his 2nd title defense