What's the last text message you received from a person of the opposite sex say?

What's the last text message you received from a person of the opposite sex say?

What ever text message my mother game me....
Godnow i remember how sad my life is, fuck you OP i hope a nigger rapes you so bad you wont be able to shit properly.

How is he?

an obligated birthday wish from my cousin. 6 months ago. :/

If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep.

The last message i got from a female that wasnt my mother was: ''stop talking to me user, i hate you''
this was 10 years ago, still hurts

Y

My gma sent us chicken and noodles so we have that here

Regardless, I'll speak to you later. Much later. Maybe not at all. Goodbye, user.

It's a comment

"Hey, 7pm at the pub?

"you really need to start using condoms or at least pulling out, my husband is getting suspicious about all the plan b I've been buying"

"ahahahahah"

Yeah i know

this is getting worst than all those faggots that posted the banana everywhere.

I hate women

I probably can't talk on here for a few days ok?
I have a feeling K is going to ask for my phone pw soon, to give the kids a game, or something like that. I'm sorry. Is that OK? Just email if you need to.

"You're a dick"

Welcome to hell

"Rise and shine! See you at the trailer at 7:30!"

A picture of my squad chilling in a hotel room

You wish user

Brah.
Me.

"So tired!!"

Looks hot, but sounds like a bitch

Looks like a bitch, but sounds hot.

I don't know if I told you but I'm gonna be at work until some time around 2-4 so I'll text when I can

"dont worry babe, i'll be home shortly. becca is giving me a ride home. wait... there's someone driving towards us on our side of the roa

"I'll be in there in a second"

"Im home safe xxx love you lots"

"be well" , after she told me she doesn`t want to be more than friends , and she doesn`t think that even being friends is a good ideea. So basicly it her last words were " have a nice life"

She's ugly dude.

"Enjoy ur porn"

"Pretty boring, just band stuff c:"

I would have replied with "unlike your eyebrows, my dick is real".

plan b is too expensive to be buying regularly and it's not good for you. can fuck with fertility in the long term for starters

fake and gay

You're a cunt.

"Of ik stuur het door"

Go die n get aids cunt. Hopen your husband doesn't already have a std or hpv from you

"I'm on a bus", poetic really.

lol, haelthy relationships huh?

Those sons of bitches leave so fast

"Less than 20 hours" and a bunch of emoji to show her frustration at the schedules at her job

Looks like a dude if you ask me.

"I'll be the one who backs her ass into you as she pulls her wetsuit off"

Buy bread

Hou anders gewoon even je kanker smoel??? kut turk

Adding this additional requirement. My 2 most recent texts are from female family members.

From an actual girl...
I don't know, somewhere by or near her purse or somewhere on the bookshelf by the downstairs bathroom

>You have great experiences! (y)

Fuck off, John Spartan.

"enjoy it" (after I told her I was having dinner)

So my body isnt used to it

''I didnt feel anything'' this was after sex.

"Thanks for the great sexing you did to me yesterday. I'd be happy to let it happen again"

"Probably somewhere in SF"
Not San Francisco, but Sioux falls

Okey Dokey (heart emoticon)

Me too! We gotta figure out plans lol maybe one of these night just
not as late as tonight hahaha ️

Feels good mein

>Bizarre but also not good
she was talking about a dream she had

...

"Still no sister love?"

cringe

you live in detroit by any chance?

>"hahaha let's do something tomorrow instead :)"

Asked her to hang out. No surprises, we didn't do anything the day after

Was actually a pic msg

"The one everyone hates. He has land and is taking him to the vet to see what's up. Text me when you go on break

Why didn't she call you?

"I'm drunk"

She tried but I have to put my phone in a locker while I work

Plus there was no body damage. Wasn't really a big deal, just the fact the deer survived complicated things.

"Sweet dreams"

She took a fucken selfie with it.
>facepalm

Lol np

y tho?

I dont understand, what's the big deal here?

"I'm outside"

...

Holy shit that's hot

Just swallow

"You my main hoe"
she's azn

Hyi vittu en halua

"Goodnight love xox"

"I'm heading to bed now anyways. Have a great shift. Will see you tomorrow. Night xx"

...

...

Fuckin' a.

Women don't text me back. :T

"Shakira is from south America"

??? context

girl from spain that i met 2 weeks back, i like to send her random shakira lyrics and she always says stuff like "shakira isnt from spain!!"

"I know you do, though I can't really control it. Like right now I don't feel particularly angry... not at you, rather. I don't know. I find that shoutiong at someone or humiliating them face to face are much more fun."

nicht mehr telefonieren?
no phoning anymore?

"you call :)"

"hehehe:)))"

Yeet

"Rawr" from my Asian friend who I play WoW with and I want to bang.

I'm at the police station and I'm pressing charges.

"Youre a terrible person"

Fuck off

A thumbs up emoji

what the fuck

How did you sleep?

Semi ex wife. Yall want pics?