Share your sex secrets & stories

share your sex secrets & stories

I once came up my exs nose once

She wanted to watch me wank off in front off her and it went up her nose

She didn't see he humour in it

>I once came up my exs nose once
kek

I am addicted to giving cream pies

i once had sex with my wife in missionary for the sole purpose of procreation.

I love jerking off in motel rooms with the curtains half open. I used to do it all the time. Bring some cocaine with me and some alcohol, make sure I get a room right by the walkway that couples use to go to their own rooms, and leave the curtain open and the porn on the tv lighting the room and me and my big dick jerking off like a mad man in full view of the window and in front of that TV. So many good times doing this. Some bad times too as sometimes people complained, some guys got pissed etc. But so many times hot girls flashed me their tits, knocked on my window etc.

>But so many times hot girls flashed me their tits, knocked on my window etc.
Sure thing, brosef

Besides wanting to and attempting to set up situations where I can fuck some mutual friends despite being in a loving relationship, not much.

she tried to blow every guy at the party last night

>known by my few ex gfs for having huge loads
>they always like it raw
>ive paid for plan b over 20 times
that shits expensive, i wished stairs worked the morning after.

I fucked Winona Ryder in 2004

did it work out?

Cool, post pics

sure bro

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I dated 4 girls at the same time some months ago.

Once i fuck 3 of them the same day in my same bed without even changing the sheets.

>without even changing the sheets

You absolute and complete maniac.

>then I woke up

She would have had my vote

i fucked 30 girls but never came on ones body because i'm too shy

I got a blow job from Jenna Haze back in like 2007? Cost me $400, but was far and away the best blow job I've ever had.

ended up sleeping in a bed with one other girl and 5 guys

My girlfriend (now wife) was never totally comfortable with me giving her oral. She was very self conscious about her pussy being unclean. One night she relented and I gave her a little, and she enjoyed it. The following night I went all out. Started by tonguing her vagina, continued out to her clit with extremely slow movements, and returned to the vagina. While I was in there she shuddered had an orgasm and I felt the gush all over my tongue. I disengaged, took a sip of wine and looked at her face. She had the most intensely horny look I had ever seen on any woman. Then I fucked her and her cunt was freakishly wet. Shit was cash

Recently 69d with my gf while a mutual girl friend could walk in the door any second.

Was pretty nice.

>i cheated on my bf with a girl
>creampied her
>ive never done that with my bf
he will never know

I wouldn't worry too much about it, gays can't have relationships.

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Took it
in the butt twice.
Felt ok.
Was gay though

Post nudes already, penisface

I ducked 3 girls in 1 day once too.
I'm not even gonna try for 4.
That shot had me feeling like a god.

I am 'housemates' with my sister and we have been regularly having sex since we were children, I would share the story about how we started fucking but it is generic as fuck so I am not going to bother.
plus I am bad at stories.

Post pics

Wife was riding my dick and I had my eyes close, because I was about to cum, and she was cumming. I thought she was drooling on me, so I opened my eyes, and her tit milk was flying everywhere. This has happened twice, and its always while shes cumming

dont have any and even if I did I would not be stupid enough to post them here

i have broadcasted on chaturbate several times.

post story anyway
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meant for

nasty ham beast nigger

No. She breast feeds, virgin fag.

used to finger my ex's bhole, and likewise towards me
came in her mouth once & she gagged i thought it was fuckin hilarious
fucked a cheerleader
cheated mulitple times
this chick gave me head one time & i couldnt bust because she was so bad, thought that was funny
thats about it

You sound like you're 15

I sometimes masturbate when I go to bed

so me and my step sister used to fool around sometimes

first time was when we were like 5 or 6 years old and we shared a bedroom
we were getting changed and my parents usually made me change in the walk in closet but i decided to have a peek one day and she caught me and said she wanted to see me naked too and she made fun of my penis and played with it
from that point i would pretend to get into the closet and just come out when the door was closed

i have a few more stories if you guys want more

good lactation tag mate, a little fantasy of mine :)

yeah make a green text user

alright

>7-8 years old
>we had seen each other naked plenty of times and still shared a room
>very cold on winter
>she wants to share a bed
>being the taller one i played the big spoon
>decide to tease her and stick my hand down her pajama bottoms and start tickling her pink
>she started giggling
>i get a boner
>she pulls down my pants and rubs my dick
>i end up cumming in a few second
>we both laugh about it and go to sleep

More

Any experience during your pubescent years?

lel how could you come with 8 years

he's lying

>last one i can think of
>sandy hit the east coast and knocked the water and power out at our house
>go to grandparents to shower
>they have a shitty well pump that only works in fits and spurts
>we decide to make things faster by showering together
>it had been years since we shared a room and saw each other naked
>sneak in while parents are out getting groceries
>we both remark at how much we had "grown"
>play with her tits in the shower and help her shave her pussy
>she rubs my dick and even sucks on it
>cum on her tits
>we finish showering
>get out without anyone noticing

that's it after that our parents got divorced and my dad moved away and i haven't seen her since
i kept a pair of her panties but my dad found it when we move and threw it out assuming it had just gotten mixed in with the wash

Sad. Ever tried reconnecting?

not realy i have a girlfriend now and i feel like binging an old fuck buddy back would be a bad idea and on top of that me and her mom never had a good relationship which was part of why her and my dad got divorced

>gay

I came

First time I tried anal with ex gf got shit dick. I showered the poo off and got back in bed and she starts blowin me with my dick still smelling like shit. Then she came up to kiss me with thought of both shit and dick on lips I put my palm to her face and pushed her back towards my dick to finish the job.
Fuck that.

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>be in high school. Senior.
>Have elective class. Cooking.
>Whole year I sat next to a closet fag who was a freshmen.
>Painfuly obvious he was into me but I wasn't into dudes. (Back then)
> Fast forward 5 years
>Kid is no longer a closet fag, full blown tranny
>Having issues with my current gf. Typical insecurities and shit.
>On Facebook one night, make Skype post, tranny (goes by Noel now) responds
>Noel starts telling me she's had a crush on me since cooking class days
>I tell her I think she's cute too
>says she would love to suck my dick
>be a typical faggot and say that I can't because GF and she can't find out blah blah blah
>she is persistent, says no one has to find out
>be all horny now and start flashing my dick
>conversation is getting wild so I start setting something up before I start cumming so I don't back out after I cum and realize I was just horny
>days later I pick her up in my car and drive to a view point
>she looks cute AF and gives me kiss on the cheek when we arrive
>eases the tension with cute face and bubbly attitude asking about my day
>both nervous don't really know what to do
>tell her we should move to the back
>big CRV with back seats folded down and cheap memory foam mattress placed back there
>tell her me and gf been having problems and I had to sleep in here BS
>she starts taking off me pants while we're making out
>receive best BJ I have EVER had
>I cum in her mouth and she cries because she almost threw up (saving up a big load)
>I feel bad and start kissing up and down her neck and start jerking her off
>ohahitwhatamidoing.png
>I go down on her
>she cums in my mouth and I swallow
>we fall asleep and my gf starts calling asking where I am and shit
>drop her off and we spend 30 mins making out before I leave
>come home and my gf is pissed
>I'm so horny still we have intense crazy sex
>break up months later anyway
>bi sexual now

The ending to that left a lot to be desired.
9/10 fapped and came.

>I showered the poo off and got back in bed and she starts blowin me with my dick still smelling like shit.
You understand how soap and water are supposed to work, don't you?

Yeah I'm not really a good story teller

fine but I did say it was generic as all fuck also sorry for late reply.
took place when I was around 9 and she was 8 years old for reference.
>used to be relatively poor-ish growing up my parents used to both work full time jobs
>as a result they would leave me and my sister home alone a lot
>used to play videogames together when parents were not home and we shared a room
>one day my sister wants to play non-videogame games
>we start off with 'real life' versions of various videogames we would play together
>few weeks later when our parents were not home we were getting bored of out usual games and branched out to other games such as house and the strangely common and stereotypical 'doctor'
>these 'games' continue on for a while
>eventually while playing The Sims on our parents computer we discover the 'woohoo' option with the love bed
>we decide to incorporate it into our 'house' game
>at first we just kinda rolled around and hugged under the sheets of our beds fully clothed
>after a few times we were getting bored of it and for some reason one of us (don't remember who) comes up with the idea of doing it with our clothes off
>so as a result we ended up naked, kissing and basically humping each others arms and legs and such, no crotch touching though
>no boner or anything yet but we continue doing it for some reason
>this continues on for about a year till one day we discover that we had been doing it wrong
>still end up doing it wrong, but at least this time we are closer to the real thing with me rubbing my junk on hers but no penetration since we did not understand that the dick is supposed to go into the vagina, but I was getting boners semi-regularly at that point
>about a month or two later our crotchrubbing had become our most done 'game' when our parents were away
>at some point we decided to have a 'hot-tub' bath together
>while hugging in our 'hot-tub' we ended up grinding privates since we noticed that it felt better in the water

>ended up being way rougher than I usually was because of the more difficult grip due to the water
>dick slips into her
>almost immediately pull out because I thought I hurt her
>after I apologise and we dry off I take her back to our room
>after she calms down I check to make sure she is alright and she seems to be after a while so we agree to not say anything to anyone
>Few days later we get curious as to what exactly happened
>after some investigation and prodding I somehow make the connection that with our naked rubbing we usually do maybe my dick is supposed to go into her like it did
>convince her to try it since maybe it hurt because it happened wrong when it accidentally happened
>over the next few weeks we end up trying actual sex a few times trying to do it in a way that wont hurt but I stop every time since it hurts a bit
>eventually we 'get it right' but it is still extremely careful and slow and we don't do it for long since we are worried about hurting her like the first few attempts so neither of us have actual orgasms from it
>continue doing it that way for a few weeks till eventually I end up drycumming in her one day
and from that point we basically fucked every chance we got, we stopped fucking for a while once we learned about pregnancy and I got paranoid but still found other sexual stuff to do together till eventually we started fucking again at 15

Kek

....Cnacks?

Just took a nostalgic punch in the gut after reading about the Sims. Thank you, user.

Nice trips

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