She walks up to you and demands to suck your duck
What do?
She walks up to you and demands to suck your duck
What do?
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charge her
Suck my dick, of course.
Well, I don't have a duck, so you're out of luck
Turn a 360 and walk away
kindly apologize that I have no duck.
Is the duck sweet and sour?
Stay the fuck away from my duck!
Wack it out an let her haha
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No duck for you, woman.
So instead of her sucking your dick, you stick it to her and suck your own dick. Pretty badass
This shit happened to me once.... not in so few words and not with her. But a total 10/10 approached me in a bar about 10 minutes after I arrived and said "I like clean guys". I said "I'm clean". She took me by the hand and we booked it to my place in a taxi.
True story.
>6/10 would not bang
>tip fedora
>m'lady
>Turn 180 degres and go back to mom's basement
> turn 360 degres
Tbh fam, my friends wife looks like OPs pic.
how do you misspell dick?
the letters u and i are on opposite sides of the keyboard.
you and i both know this. hurr durr.
You would be facing the same direction dumbass. Basic math...
Fuck this country is going downhill
I would tell her that even my duck thinks her acting is sub-par and he refuses to allow her to suck him. Then my duck and I would walk off.
fuck, you're a cuck, find a duck for her to suck
Lets see. I might let your wife suck my duck
You are responding to an intentional troll, Fuck this country is going downhill.
Ofc 360, you idiot how could you fucked up like that
turning 360 means turning a whole circle so you're not walking away but going towards her
She had some bad experiences fucking homeless junkies for her meth fix, so she was looking for anyone who wasn't a druggie. Your obese ass fit the bill that day.
newfag detected
say "ok" and let her suck me cock
Look at her for a solid 5 minutes while keeping my distance. When she makes a move, even to walk away, I scream at the top of my lungs, "you can't have my duck!" because without him millions of americans will be left without car insurance.
If she continues to attempt to kidnap the Flak I will be forced to pull down my pants revealing an average sized boner. Then I will slap my boner into either the pavement by squatting realy fast or a nearby wall. This action will be accompanied by the phrase "you shall not pass!"
The more I believe it is magical, the more likely it will be to slow that semen demon down so muh nigga, Flack, can escape.
Any questions?
provide duck.
I saw a girl who looked identical to her except with shorter hair hnnnnnng
Tell her I'm asexual.
Not OP but I say that because it's wrong and think it's funny.
It is you that has been trolled mate.
Fuck this country is going downhill
Tell her that I only have a goose and wish her good luck for the next time
i'm not "asexual" but i take medication that literally 100% kills my sex drive. i had a girl ask about my car and i just told her it's my mom's and left.
Hand over my mallard
oh boy...
That picture was taken in Budapest.
I once had a duck that I needed to pluck, but I didn't give a fuck, so I gave it to the girl for her to suck.
i went for a walk on a stalk of wheat and it felt like a million feet
Get duckin
Show her my diamond duck
New fag alert
I thought it was 720
whatever
tell her its not all its quacked up to be.
Hahahahah she was fine as fuck and back then I was a walking god. She wasn't the smartest knife in the drawer (hair dresser) but so hot as fuck.
Jelly?
...
How the fuck do you know, Viktor?
Quack
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME!
Tell her no obviously.
>smartest knife
IS THIS BAIT???
No you third world faggot learn english fuck you.
Make like a duck, user.
I thought it was 1,800
Anyone see the America Horror story episode where she is violently raped by frat boys? The episode is called Bitchy I believe.
I that it was 3600
I check her dubs and then stick it in her pooper.
Ducks before sluts you tellem
Would never let her do it, shes probably sucking ducks left and right