/juve/ - Juventus Occasional Thread

Do you think Pjanic is better than the Dabbing man?

Who is getting our number 10 now that the Dabbing man is gone?

Will there be any competition in Series A this season?

hang yourself

yes
james rodriguez next year lad
not at all

>tfw ACfags think Suso'd give them a shot at the tittle

>Do you think Pjanic is better than the Dabbing man?
Different positions but I think Pjanic will be more useful to this Juve team

>Who is getting our number 10 now that the Dabbing man is gone?
Should be Pjanic

>Will there be any competition in Series A this season?
lmao

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Next Ball d'or right here la

a) He had similiar >stats playing for AS Reddit, so with his set-pieces as a bonus I expect him to contribute even more in this system. Also, he can play both in the Pirlo regista role and in CM forward running position, what Pogba did
b) Why didn't Dybala want to take it? He's the next Alex
c) Better question is, who will take the second spot and how will Memelans do? Napoli should be a comfortable runner-up and Milan doesn't look very good, not sure what to expect of Inter

How many league goals will this lad get? Over/under 25?

Juve fan since birth here

literally no one does this

>Do you think Pjanic is better than the Dabbing man?
Different positions, different players

>Who is getting our number 10 now that the Dabbing man is gone?
no one

>Will there be any competition in Series A this season?
I lol'd hard

Higuain is now a meme

Memelords don't deliver though, they take selfies and do millennial tribal dances

>lose your greatest ever player to a Europa League team

BTFO

over 30 desu

>I watch Serie A

>printer fans

>greatest ever player

What is Juves current lineup?

Is Pjanic skinnyfat?

Literally Depth: The Team
Kek, that's Sup Forums poster physique right there. Good thing he's a technician most of all.

Anzolin, Salvadore, Castano, Bercellino, Gori, Leoncini, Del Sol, Favalli, Cinesinho, Menichelli, Zigoni

Yes

GOAT squad desu, if only Vidal is still here

>AS Reddit
>impying that Juve isn't reddit: the team

lmao my man
fuck Jewve and fuck AS Reddit
AS Reddit is literally arsenal, atletico, dortmund reddit cuck tier

>literally, Reddit and cuck all in one sentence
holy shit end yourself

best on thread on Sup Forums/ by far desu

Why did you guys steal Pjanic from poor Roma? They DESPERATELY need to win the league soon.

How good is Alex Sandro? Which place will take James once he joins Juve, Marchisio's?

>all these dumb buzzwords
>this flag
>this topic
Please stop trying, we will never take your "opinions" seriously

if you dont recognize the connection between those clubs with your flag then i feel bad for you darkie

>muh cool logo
>muh sexy kit
>muh lovable underdog
>le Totti
>nu-male mentality
>hipster's choice non-English team
>Lazio's gay SJW neighbour

>How good is Alex Sandro?

He is pretty good desu. He needs to work on his consistency but overall pretty solid, good defending, good dribbling, very fast and strong, good crossing, decent passing. he is not quite alaba/marcelo tier, next tier down but maybe he could become that tier in a couple of seasons. he is not much of an individual threat on goal like those players

>Which place will take James once he joins Juve
in the hole in 4-3-1-2

If you "reddit" as an adjective you should consider suicide as a valid option

Has Dybala ever played RW? Would he be any good?

He played that role for the NT when Messi goes to the centre

He can play any offensive role to be honest

>Nicklas Bendtner has the same amount of Serie A medals as Totti
>Giovinco has more
JUST

1. Platini
2. Zidane
3. Del Piero

lol I didn't remember Bendtner played for Juve

Who needs Vidal if this Tunisian demigod manages to stay fit? Vidal wasn't all that during his last season with Juve, there's a reason why he got sold for only twenty something million.

>he rates Zidane

Pjanic was a great buy, he cannot flop. I'm surprised he didn't end up at a bigger club before going to Roma to be honest.

Juve's squad is crazy this year. Still, fuck that team. I miss the days when Serie A had more than one decent team.

They're not winning CL either. Higuain will choke when it matters.

Well it's true he didn't score any goals during his one year in Turin, but his presence was vital to the title winning campaign (kek)

Not even sure what the point of Serie A is now. Juve just kneecapped the only two teams that could challenge them in a single summer.

It's not Juve's fault they're the only Italian team with competent management and transfer policy (as of late). There were hopes Milan might get their shit together finally but their new chink owners seem to be the bad kind of chinks who won't spend any money, even Inter pulled off some deals.

Serie A should have been disbanded and banned from europe in 2006 but because they knew who to bribe they got away with it without sanction so nobody should be upset their league is DEAD.

Justice imo

>new chink owners seem to be the bad kind of chinks who won't spend any money
they still arent even the owner and not all of them are even known, it's too say that

It's there to determine the 2nd-20th places, which is still important.

>Juve just kneecapped the only two teams that could challenge them in a single summer
Molto bene

>deliver
>score a deflected tap-in from a deflected pass

I'm not one of these people that claim Higuain isn't good just because he's had some attrocious big game performances, but if that webm was supposed to prove anything you really failed.

Oh, okay then. It was strange they didn't buy anybody, because the squad as it is now is Fiorentina tier. Busy winter transfer window, perhaps?

verratti when lads

>scoring 7 minutes into your debut to shut up all the doubters immediately isn't impressive enough
>implying tap-in mastery wasn't exactly what Higuain was bought for

>the squad as it is now is Fiorentina tier.
i wish, it's worse
>Busy winter transfer window, perhaps?
Hopefully, even if usually non many big names move in Jenuary. Anything other than the usual shady deals is good for me desu

He'll follow his heart one day. Problem is that PSG value him highly as a key player and they aren't exactly in position to sell when they don't feel like it.

>Problem is that PSG value him highly as a key player
Well, he is their best player.

the most based man alive desu

>robs man utd of 723 nine hundred million for the black dabbing angelo palombo
>gets a better player in khedira for free

he managed to defeat the mighty Frosinone Culone on his own though

>He rates Khedira

>the spanish (You) addict thinks he will get (Yous) in juve general

>his face when no Witsel because vodka drinking Russians sabotaged the deal on transfer deadline day for the lulz
Not like he was really needed, anyway

>tfw don't even know why i'm in this thread but still get more (You)'s than masterbaiter Spain-autist

Yeah exactly, and he's transforming from "lel random" flamboyant midfielder into world class playmaker. But I doubt sheikhs would accept any bids for him, not even what Pogba went for.
BASED
>mfw he pulls this off in CL final

>it's a Halal is better than [insert your team] post
>in every thread
>every day

bump

vietnam pls

>Higuain scoring in a big game

lmao, it was very close to all three of the pictured players being gone

Do you think Pjanic is better than the Dabbing man?
>No, unfortunately, but overall we are stronger

Who is getting our number 10 now that the Dabbing man is gone?
>Obviously nobody this year. Hamas next year, or maybe Dybala?


Will there be any competition in Series A this season?
>There will be pain.

1. Buffon
2. Del Piero
3. Platini

>How good is Alex Sandro?

Pretty fucking good, actually.

---------Jamas
Pjanic------Khedira
-----Marchisio
Maybe switch Marchisio and Pjanic, depending on what Euromaxxx thinks

Pjanic needs to play as cm or cam

I wouldn't trust Pjanic as a defensive mid tbqh

Would be a regista. He would rely a ton on marchisio and khedira though.

pjanic is better higher up the field. he is more direct. marchisio will probably play the deeper role after he comes back instead of box to box because it will be less stressful for his knee

this

Wtf i love Vietnam now

big sammy k has scored two goals in two games

he's scored 5 goals in his last 6 league games or something crazy like that