What is the cleverest thing you can hand kids on Halloween?
What is the cleverest thing you can hand kids on Halloween?
Carson Martinez
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Nathan Taylor
Einsteins cock
Camden Long
candy, dont be a dick
Robert Nelson
cyanide in a candy wrapper
Tyler King
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Kayden Jones
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Isaiah Cook
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Nicholas Rogers
Paint balls mixed in with other sweets. I just came up with that now. I'm a genius
Christopher Sanchez
an apple.
Owen Scott
razor blades inside apples or candy
sand in a juice
Bentley Campbell
wow how original, very impressive
Evan Ortiz
Apples with cyanide
Nicholas Wilson
Candy covered with semen
Chase Allen
A bowl with some healthy vegetables and a hidden bowl with the anticipated junk food. Offer the kids some vegetables and when they bitch then give them the chocolate and crisps etc.
Logan Kelly
Brussel sprouts dipped in chocolate (and sprinkled in cyanide)
Dylan Cooper
an intelligent landmine
William Sanchez
Flavoured condoms
Liam Ward
and semen topping.
Elijah Sanchez
poke a hole in a paper bag and stick your penis in there and fill with candy. Invite the kids to help themselves
Charles Harris
and razor blades hidden in the middle
Jeremiah Cox
boiled dog meat.
Angel Taylor
wow, epic
Christian Ward
chunks of my victims coated in chocolate and sprinkled with rainbow sprinkles
Ryan Carter
A raw potato
Justin Gutierrez
Snickers or Milky Way. I'm not an edgy cheap faggot.
Nathan White
small toys that look like toy guns, but when they pull the trigger it actually fires a 22 LR round
Gavin Thomas
"Yeah dig deeper into the bag Sally and really tug on that snickers bar."
Nicholas Sanders
or just explodes
Christian Long
Exactly
Jose Clark
>cleverest thing you can hand kids on Halloween?
A Trumpkin
Colton Ortiz
A calculator.
David Peterson
roll
Jack Robinson
spin
Easton Cox
Yeee
Robert Harris
Oh fuck trips
Caleb Baker
a noose
Jackson Jenkins
ra-ra candies. aka chocolate covered pebbles.
Luis Myers
Roll
Mason Barnes
Dip onions in caramel and hand them out like candied apples
Camden Richardson
>be mad genius
>attach world's first miniaturized, fully-functional artificial intelligence to anti-personnel munitions
>hand them out on Halloween
>no explosions on tv that night; what bullshit
>whatever
>decades later, knock on door
>a landmine in a robot suit comes and embraces you as soon as you open the door
>surprisingly, this ISN'T how you go out
>it excitedly explains its life story to you, telling you all about little Suzie and his college years and how he's been working for MIT for years now
>tell him you're proud of him
>start spending holidays together to catch up on lost father-son time
>every Halloween, throw grenades and Molotovs at passing trick-or-treaters
>hahaha, FUCK kids
>high five son
>he explodes
Adam Flores
my dude, funions taste good anyway.
Julian Clark
ooh I think you're on to something! put rocks in the soft candies so that it breaks the kids teeth!
Anthony Robinson
Liechtenstein
Mason Cruz
Rollin
Samuel Gray
condoms with a pamphlet on safe sex
Daniel Smith
Oh shit
Luis Lopez
Rtd!!
Henry Phillips
roll
Jaxon Jones
do it faggit
Jaxon Turner
The Dictator's Handbook
Luis Parker
I live in an apartment complex with college students. No one is coming to my door, and if they do I am answering with a gun...
David Carter
Razors
John Smith
a grab bag, with nice candy in there. Plus my dick. Pedo paradise.
Joseph Evans
g
Luis Ramirez
Roll
Adam Scott
bags of sand
Asher Howard
brussels sprouts in chocolate.
Zachary Lee
yes. roll
Justin Young
pet rats
Jordan Jones
Hell yeah
Benjamin Smith
Candy laced with LSD
Oliver Hughes
rolll
Ayden Howard
Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears.
Pure laxative.
Samuel Nguyen
Cum filled crumpled tissue
Christopher Taylor
are you joking?
Gabriel Perry
Still waiting on my millions from the last time I spun it.
Michael Perez
don't post a meme about freddie mercury or freddie mercury's son ever again
Andrew Torres
roll nigga
Colton Smith
Rowling
Bentley Young
yess
Aaron Williams
Kill me
Jaxon Diaz
Durian fruit candy
Jonathan Fisher
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