Hey Sup Forums there is this car that's been parked out in front of my house for several months...

Hey Sup Forums there is this car that's been parked out in front of my house for several months. Mexican paper license plates, flat tires, and spiderwebs.

What should I do about it? Dubs decides.

Pic related.

Take it as your own

Set it on fire

Call the city and ask them to take an abandoned car away

No. It's dirty.
Pretty sure that's illegal.
I live in the hood. They cops don't ever come into this street.

shit on it

do nothing

>Won't set it on fire because it's illegal.
>Live in the hood where cops never come.
Kek

I think I could do that.
But it takes up parking space.

You've got a point.

calling the city to remove it is the right choice. you are ignorant if you think you wont get help cause "we b in da hood yall" I'm sure you also belive that white people are the devil and kept you down and that's why you are there

look at it intensely

>open up the gas cap
>rub something lubby on it
>fuck it

Call an expensive towing place

break the windows and check inside

reroll

spray paint eyes on the windshield

>Smash window
>put in neutral
>push away

roll

Reroll

throw oil all over it and burn that fucker

eat spaghetti off of it

Roll

WINRAR

roll

Post a picture of it on Sup Forums and ask what to do.

no

crack her open and see whats inside
post results
maybe good stuff in it

I am white.

ask it out on a date

eat its ass

...

>dubs decides
>gets dubs
>'no'

move houses

buy 2 bags of Doritos

reroll bc OP is a faggot and won't do

suck ur own dick

order little ceasars

roll

could be abandoned vehicle used in committing a crime or the owner may be the victim call the police dumb ass

are the doors open on the car?

Claim prospectors rights and mine it for precious metals.

Roll for this

roll 4 this

buy 12 staplers

double dubs confirm call the popo

...

Put it up for sale.

Profit

Called. They said they would send someone out "shortly"

Thanks guys.

underrated shitpost

cut the main engine wiring harness in half with a pair of metal shears (or something equally as strong). Totals the car out pretty much, and you won't be accused of attempted murder like cutting brake lines, cause once the harness is cut nothing will work it wont move at all. then call police that this vehicle hasnt moved so they tow it. retards go to get it from the impound lot which will cost about 1000+-. then they have a 100% dead car