It's the Lord's day. Why aren't you in church?

It's the Lord's day. Why aren't you in church?

I got excommunicated, want a greentext atheist girl?

yes please

yes please

Well that's too bad, get trolled atheist girl.

God doesn't believe in me.

XDDDDD

Because the lord wants me to watch football and eat onion rings.

Because I'm a Satanist.

Sup Forums has returned

Fuck yeah I like this. I never see trolling anymore, just faggy ass bait shit. This makes me happy.

what if i was browsing Sup Forums on my phone while in church?

...

Then that would be pretty funny tbh.

I got wasted

because im an atheist

who the fook is this girl your guys always post?

Why aren't you in church? Check-mate Abrahamist.

It isn't the day of Thor. It's the day of the Sun. That's for all the people who believe in Ra.

I don't like being around people in large groups and God can suck my taint (if it exists)

Not that stupid.

Welcome to Sup Forums, bitch.

>protip: it doesn't

Church was at 11:00 and I did my afternoon prayers

Wow, I cringed so hard I almost fainted

Are you 12 or something?

God doesn't like churches

no

I'm an apatheist. Lapsed Catholic master race.

hungover as fuck from getting wasted and watching these people pretend to be a roller coaster

my day is saturday

that makes no sense

banned

I hate this bitches face

Because worshipping Peter goes against the 2nd commandment.

>cringed
kill yourself my dude

well me and my homies was just preparing to go to chuch

Because I'm not a snivelling pig like you.

Because Jesus isn't real, white christian god is a faggot and so are you.

666 Hail Satan, Jesus jerks men off with his stigmata