/holyalliance/

/holyalliance/ general: PSG BTFO edition

Previous Thread: Discussion is only limited to these four clubs in this general.

The people have spoken. PSG has failed to gain a 50% turnout and thus will leave the /holyalliance/. These four members are our official core members.

--Latest Rumours/News

>Antoine Griezmann says he would leave Atletico Madrid if Simeone left
>Romelu Lukeku rejects Juventus bid
>Chelsea target Romelu Lukeku will 'not quarrel with Everton' over exit

FAQ: pastebin.com/N5B2MKZJ

--Question of the Thread

>How will you use your stadium effectively when the inevitable race war comes?

Lukaku will probably retire at Everton. That's his level.

None of these teams are even likeable
Take Bayern off and out schalke or Dortmund
Remove juve and add ac and inter

this is by far the worst shitposting this board has produced since the Philmarilion
well done straya gobbo and all of his followers

you need to fix that Juve arm for the next time

>Atletico
one of the official reddit cuck teams is in the holy alliance?

Reddit Clubs:
Arsenal
Atletico
AS Reddit(roma)
Dortmund

>Inter

LMFAO

Reminder that Mouyes bought Salah instead of Antoine Griezmann

Atlwtico has nothing to do with the others, they are actually likeable, and they as many CL as PSG. Just put Barca or Real if you want to maximize the shitposting

what makes atletico reddit?

>ac
die in a fire

None of these teams are even succesful

it's the Dortumnd of Spain
It's the good but not too good team
it's the famous but not so popular team
it's wealty but doesnt spend a shitload every summer team

>Remove juve and add ac and inter
holy kek

>well done straya gobbo and all of his followers
checking in

im glad Sup Forums has finally seen the juve light

sounds pretty based

I want to confess to you, my brothers. I supported AS Reddit till the last year.

they took the /nba/ broship cancer and made it even gayer

TL:DR; It's a safe choice for glory hunting contrarians.

Wouldn't that be Barca/Halal?

He's better than Everton but not good enough for Chelsea

muh underdog
muh heart
muh manager
muh get BTFO by bigger clubs but atleast im not a ''''''bandwagoner''''''

that's too mainstream

Serie A in general is the reddit league because its a bunch of losers in a league nobody cares about so they get the double cred of being underdogs and not mainstream

a fucking leaf

a fucking cuckstamped constellation

>getting mad at the lowest effort shitpost possible.

Don't make me look like I care about >leaf its the absolute weakest comeback Sup Forums has ever came up with.

so let me get thisbstraight, if I like good teams that win I'm a bandwagoning faggot, and if I like teams that don't win as much I'm a reddit contrarian?

so I can't be a fan of any soccer team is basically what you're saying? god damn you euros are autistic about this shit.

support your local club you homo

REDDIT
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>atletico shitting on PSG for "0 CL wins"
>while they lost 2 finals in 3 seasons

the MLS blows dude

>arguing on a shitposting thread
why would you waste your time like that? Just pick a team you like the most for whichever reason and support it.

Do you realize how butthurt you sound writing an entire post about how you don't care about it, how it doesn't affect you?

You're embarrassing us, b'y.

So accept taking a bit of banter for being a glory hunter then.

kill yourself leaf

Oh looks its the 2 fags from Vaughn who drive their shitty suped up civics that wakes everyone up at night

PLASTICS UNITE

sounds pretty reddit

>Murderball
>Le set pieces man as coach
Nah. Barça is the reddit spanish team

Remove Athletico, add Halal for ultimate /holyalliance/

>Real Madrid
>Inside that losers alliance
No thank you. We alredy have more CL than all those tiny clubs combined

>we
TSUUUU pls

I own part of the club. I can say we Hans

what do you own?

I pay a quota yearly to watch them play every weekend. Real Madrid is owned by the fans la.

>paying to watch
i literally watch both barca and madrid for free without having to "pick le side and join in on the ronny vs messi twitter debate"

>Wouldn't that be Barca/Halal?

too fucking mainstream for contrarians

>more CL

Hoofballs and Heroballs done in the old days don't count. Fuck off.

what happened to Auckland being on here?