Me on the right (for real). What celebs have you met?

Me on the right (for real). What celebs have you met?

The boondock saints guys at comic con,the one that isnt in walking dead smelled nice.

Me in the middle (for real).

she looks disgusted by your presence

did you bang her?

Can someone explain to me the point of dressing like a metalhead and going through life looking like a jackass?

>me on the left

should have leaned your arm on her boob

Go to bed grandpa. You sad old fuck.

that look in their eyes. you just know.

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Holy shit dude

Had a lock-in with Lister.

There is this park in the city i live in. Sometimes i go into the bushes to masturbate there. One day out of nowhere Tom Cruise caught me by accident ( i guess, i hope). As i noticed him he acted like he didnt notice me. Thats when i made this photo.

How much precum came out?

I met Nicolas Cage at the Beverly Hills Hotel once. can't find the pic though, so I guess I could be a lying fuck for all you know

Fuck you.

if that were me, I'd slip her the tongue, fuckin lucky user. go to jail happy. Did she smell good?

Still no explanation

When I was a checkout chick at Target I sold socks to Harold Bishop

Fucking beat that, shitlords

You're all literally a bunch of ugly faggots.

Does non-international ones count?

She is still really fucking hot

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>on Sup Forums on Saturday night
>trying to bully people for their appearances
Grow up faggot, we're not your enemies.

Holy shit dude, I got that album on vinyl.
Blaaaaaaaaaaaack Bloooooooooooood!!!

Newfag

Batman and the Fatman. New sitcom incoming.

me on the right

What do you guys think of my QT tatoo?

This is so surreal it might just be true.

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post a pic of yourself

show that youre somehow better

and i would post a pic of myself, but i dont have to prove anything, because i admit that im ugly

haha, cool man. you look badass

i've met sean o'pry, but he was in a rush and we didn't stop to take pictures

I bet she smelled awful

Tom Cruise caught you ... or did he really want to help you finish...?

Me on the right

jesus christ whats the deal with this dude again? I've seen shit bout him and this chick before on here but I don't pay attention to it

when are they going to do comic con together again?

Only the truest black metal oldfag would know the name of the band. I know it, I'm very old. Name it and prove yourself.

those tiny little tits

so lovely

>Image search

Man, when did fat, sweaty chunkers get so bold? For years all you saw were hoverhands from these people but now they paw the merchandise like it was a chicken pot pie.

You just know

i'd watch it

>she

thats a guy, check the beard dude....

>me in the back

heh

nice shirt OP

me on the left.

u jelly Sup Forums? yeah u jelly

>horrible tattoo of meme director
>literally has fucking knuckle tattoos

I would love to hit a pleb this messy.
Guaranteed freak times.

This is the funniest thing i've seen all month

its bullshit but i'll believe it

>ugly
>implying that you think men are be hot
>gay as hell

fuck off

>me in the back

God look how uncomfortable she is. You can tell she doesn't like being around low class slobs like us

beherit are pretty well known in the metal world dude. no kvlt points for name dropping them.

Challenge accepted and won.

>wearing short shorts with winter booties and hoodie

MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMAN

Behemoth obviously...it's Beherit

I can't pinpoint her. She's a pornstar right?

>me on the left

She's probably scared he's going to eat her.

>What celebs have you met?
There was a character on a show called Ally McBeal that was attracted to the necks of older women. I think the same character also dated Lucy Liu's character.

I had just finished a 3day white water rafting trip in the Grand Canyon. When the 3days were up, we flew in an airplane back to the starting point. That guy (the actor from Ally McBeal) was on the puddle jumper we took back to the beginning. Too lazy to look up his name. But it was cool at the time to see him.

Laughed harder than expected. The "I made this photo" bit got me.

Chicks dig it.

Me 3rd from the left

>God look how uncomfortable she is.

It's the lowered head and slightly raised shoulders. She is trying to physically fight a mental flight response to this guy and he doesn't even care he just wants his faggy little photo.

hates being into porn
hates fucking "ugly" guys
wishes she never said yes
arrogant and conceited as fuck
doesn't even like sex that much

yeah... the worst pornstar in the industry.

Some people like to look like jerkoffs because music is super important to their snowflake souls

I've met Crispin Glover, Gilbert Gottfried and Harlan Williams. All cool guys, Glover is a massive art fag though.

Who is this tranny? How cute is her penis?

>me on the right

>me on the left

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>me on the far right

Cool Beherit shirt, dude.

>yeah... the worst pornstar in the industry.

the worst? m8 you just described the average girl in the biz there. they love the cash more than they hate the job. if she hated the job more than she loved the cash she'd stop and go do something else.

Great. Who would have thought...

shes not even a good actress. most porn stars make you believe they like what they are doing. this chick is just a cold fish.
also most chicks keep their hate to themselves, this chick badmouths the industry every chance she gets, she even cries about it. YET she still goes back for more.... there is literally nothing of value to her.

She was blunt with you

>this chick is just a cold fish.

a cold fish with a 10/10 face can still do the job if you're in the right mood for it. and i don't believe that there is nothing of value to her. she could be psycho but i reserve judgement on that.

if you want real emotion watch amateur couples who are really dating. simple and genuine.

>I... I... I fell off the ladder... *nod as if to assure himself*

nah, ill watch the other THOUSAND actresses that dont bitch as much and dont bring their mental problems to work.
if that chick in the pic quit porn, i would have some respect for her, but she will bitch and cry and still take cock... what a fucking loser

simmer down bruv you are getting way too emotional about this shit. it's like you have some vendetta against this chick.

who the fuck cares. for real.

bitch's name?

I saw a timestamp and got excited because timestamps usually mean proof of some juicy outrageous claim. But no, I checked the reply chain and it was just some gay shit about a metal band nobody cares about. I'm so fucking disappointed that I hope if your offspring have autism.

>Photo with Gillian Anderson
>Beherit

Fucking win.

rude

Sorry dannyboytbh

I met Aidan Gillen aka CIA aka littlefinger a year or so ago in a small university film theatre

Was the experience extremely painful?

I always wanted to see a black guy in this site
Thanks user, don't go to /pol though

For him probably, it was Saturday night and he was alone, then after he walked off by himself looking sad

Me on the right

>when joyous memes collide with bleak reality

he didn't get to bring friends :(

He's married with a family so it's not all bad

>that dying person in the back
jesus, that just makes this picture more morbid than melissa mccarthy makes it

I want to smell her.

>paw the merchandise like it was a chicken pot pie

>me in the bottom left

me on the left