Literally somebody broke in to my house right now
Guys help me
Literally somebody broke in to my house right now
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Im going to die
get naked and lubed up
Just ask if they want something to drink, off to suck their dick and I'm sure it'll be fine
stop being a pussy
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find a wepon op
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It's Tadeusz Norek
Op is faggot
act like a tour guide. show them around your house, point out expensive items, offer refreshments
Mayb i will just give them my money and they will leave
>tip your fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
YOU HAVE INTERNET ACCESS, PROBABLY THROUGH YOUR PHONE, CALL THE POLICE, WHAT THE FUCK
I know i will go out of window in my room close the door from outside and call Police
surely turning 360 degrees would mean you walk towards them?
Your new is showing
Faggot
get naked and scream random things in German, their confusion will allow you to escape
Ask them if they'd like some tap water
Grab the biggest knife you have in your kitchen
kill yourself before they kill you
cock slap them
if you die you went out on a high note