Sexy secrets time. What have you done that you would not tell others about? Fetishes, porn youve masturbated to...

Sexy secrets time. What have you done that you would not tell others about? Fetishes, porn youve masturbated to, people youve been with, or things that youve done in bed....even things you want to do but are to shy/embarassed to follow through with

Got a blowjob from some slut in a playground hut thing whilst kids were playing like 10 metres away.

Twice. Two different girls, 3 years apart.

Got high with a friend, he slept like a rock, i got downstairs to take a piss the i saw his dog, ended up masturbatong the dog, it was a golden retriever

I fucked your mom
also SAGE

how long did u do this for? did the dog cum? ever down this before?

After i pissed, his dog was at the door. I brought him inside and started petting him, with the other hand i was massaging him dick. It started getting bigger then i decided to take a look, it was giant and was cumming so much. Then i tried to give him a blowjob, the taste was awful so i didn't sucked. I got on fours and tried to make him fuck my ass, but then i realized what i was doing and i stoped. Whole thing lsted 10-15 min

are you m or f? why didn't u let him fuck u?

I once had a fetish for nazis.

did u ever act on the fetish?

I've fucked over 30 prostitutes, most of which took place in Asian massage parlors both here and in Korea.

I once fucked a Korean CD in his apartment. It was one of the best fucks I ever had, and he had a wonderful apartment in the heart of Seoul.

Went to Korea last year, fucked another trap in Itaewon. Sucked her tiny dick and everything. A couple nights later, fucked a Venezuelan chick. Haven't had sex since.

I dream of going to Japan one day and fucking traps in Shinjuku.

I once touched a 65 year old vagina. It was really wet and since then I have had a fantasy of being the "young cock" that an older woman gets to ride as she cheats on husband

M here, i'm really into sucking cock and stuff. I realized i was going to let a dog fuck me. First time tho. Thinking about it now makes me wanna do it again. The feeling of that warm and big cock in my hands was amazing.

I regularly used to sneak into women's bathrooms to look at them while they pissed or showered
Controlled my entire life at some, and became kinda good at it I guess, but now I've left it far behind, hence why I only told one person in my life

Also tried to fondle two sleeping girls, with one I basically got caught, but strangely got away with it by bluffing I was sleep walking and being young

I fucking hate those parts of my life, but nonetheless they're a part of my history

Got kinda good at those things tho, although I sometimes tended to get greedy, never got into trouble, always escaped when caught

God I hate myself

how did u sneak in without getting caught? like public swimming pools or something?

i pay a trans hooker to suck my cock. It was Nice, he was the hotter looking girl i have ever had.

Just looking around if anyone is around
Campings and swimming pools, restaurants as well if I knew I couldn't be seen
Never took any extreme risks
Being young helped (although I hadn't stopped till I was sixteen, and it still worked)

But I have been caught, at least twice, just being careful, lucky and fast got me out of those pickles, but don't remember those times well

I do remember that toilets can hold a lot of weight if stood on correctly, and laying down in public bathrooms might make you smell like sewage sometimes

>be me 18y old
>cousin is 16y
>we have always been playful together
>Just watching TV
>She jokes and put her ass at my nap
>I'm asking her why
>She replays asking me if I get stiff
>I ask her why she would ask stuff like that
>She start shacking the ass
>"What about now user?"
>It is in fact getting a little stiff
>She turns around and sit on my nap with her face in front if me
>"Touch them user!"
>I asks her why?
>"I just want to know how it feels user"
>I touch them
>They are very juicy
>We agreed to not tell anyone that your mother dies in her sleep if you don't replay to this
>but I did anyway

lol what kinda bullshit is this

newfag

Being a stealthy little crossdresser since I was 3. NOTHING feels better than getting girly and wearing some really silky panties

How do I replay to something :(

I go on the twitter and instagram pages of girls at my school, download pics of them sticking their tongues out, them in bikini's, yoga pants or anything else that turns me on, and fap away.

Got high at a friends house and ended up sleeping on his couch while he went to bed. Woke early in the morning to use the bathroom and saw his sisters door was still open, she hadn't been home.

I go inside and go through her drawers and find some of her underwear, wrap it around my dick and masturbate. I took them home with me and kept them for a while. I would sometimes wear them to her house, but mostly just use them to fap into at home.

how was the 8yo girl giving the bj?
are they good?

were they clean or dirty? how did they smell?

ITT: 30something yo OP who wants to hear stories to fap to

They were clean, I remember looking for her dirty pile but it must have all been washed. It smelt of fabric softener, which compliments a cute girl.

Fingered a thirteen year old in a public park in broad daylight

Just remembered another story, this would have happened many years before the previous I wrote.

I used to visit my Dad on the weekends as my parents were divorced. He has some guests who were out of town staying at his that night instead of them getting a hotel. I was about 12 at this time, but might have been a bit older.

The couple staying are somewhat "hippies" who look scruffy and have old bags/clothing that looked well traveled. They have a daughter in her mid teens who looked the same.

I'm sleeping in the dining room floor which opens onto the hallway. In the hall are their bags still. I go for the girls bag and find her panties. Orange rim with the rest filled with a pale blue. They were well worn as they had a hole near the top. Just big enough that you could hook a finger in and pull the panties up.

I remember sniffing them, but I don't really recall the smell. They were used, you could see wet stains.

Needless to say I fapped, but I didn't take these ones.

sounds like another 12yo fagit decided to be edgy on the internet

what a gay faggot

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>paying to be gay

this is officially a GAY THREAD

I'm not gay, I just really like giving it to Asian traps. I like taking it too, but for now, I can only fantasize about it.

was he a boy or a dude?

>boy or dude
What did he mean by this?

I mean you're a dick-loving gay queer faggot

I wear diapers in my spare time

I committed to stay virgin for life.

... No? Fingering implies pussy, not cock

boipucci*

Played strip blackjack with a friend and my girlfriend of a few weeks. We were 14 year old horny emo skater kids who had been drinking cider at my friends place.

Got her to suck my dick a few times and jerk me off. Got my friend to suck my dick and I sucked his. We took it in turns to eat her pussy then we got her to jerk us both off. I came in her hand and my friend finished himself off in front of us.

She died a year later though. Sad times.

I was walking through a park one night, playing pokemon. There were several lookouts along the path I was on, the kind that hang over the water. I was standing out on one watching the river slide by, in the dark. I suddenly had to pee so I whipped out my dick and let go. The sound of my piss hitting the water was oddly arousing so I started masturbating. Only after I came did I hear an uncomfortable shuffling behind me. I turned with a start, cock still in hand, and saw a teenage boy and girl behind me. I put myself away and stammered a good evening to them and started to lurch away but the girl grabbed me. "I want you to play with me while my boyfriend watches" she said. They were out looking for a homeless guy in the park to bang her while the boyfriend watched and took pictures.

how come no one fucked her?

What can I say, she was cute as a button with creamy smooth skim and could suck a dick like a crazed hoover. She wanted me to smack her and force her to do things, except anal, she did want a shitty dick in her mouth again. The boyfriend watched and stroked himself, giggling sometimes, and took pictures. At one point he was railing her pussy while I gagged her with my dick and pulled her nipples. She came so hard I thought she would break her back. We all took off after that but she snuck her address to me secretly before she left.

>Be 15, get asked to look after next doors daughter (11) while they go out for the night
>Very close with next door and get on well with their daughter who I see often
>The girl has to keep to a strict sleeping schedule and has to take tablets to help her sleep (doctors orders)
>About an hour has passed since I put her to bed and I'm just watching TV. It's not late night yet, but it's late enough that there is mild nudity in some movies.
>Get horny from watching a pretty mild scene, but we've all been there
>Figure I can try and sneak a peek at the girl as she is probably in a deep sleep by now
>Enter her room, she doesn't stir
>Able lift the covers off her slowly, she is in her nighty
>Slowly lift it and start gently rubbing her panties
>She doesn't seem to be wakening, so I rub her for a little while more before I work up the courage to slip them down a bit
>It's hard to do, but I was able to get them down enough to see her pussy
>Stay crouched beside her bed fapping for a few minutes while rubbing her pussy
>Cum pretty hard that a bit gets on the sheet and floor
>Wipe it as best as I can
>Put a bit of cum on my finger and drip it on to her lips
>Get another bit and rub it over her pussy
>Clean myself up and come back to dress her back up again
>No one ever finds out

because it's a gay fag fantasizing gay things.

>>Be 15, get asked to look after next doors daughter (11) while they go out for the night

TL;DR: neckbearded basementdweller is going to tell us his pedofantasies

>How dare neighbours ask other long term neighbours to babysit their kid for a bit of pocket money instead of hiring an expensive baby sitter
>How dare people have different lives to me

We did ask when we were eating her out but she didn't want to. She seemed happy enough with what she was doing and we weren't complaining.

I'm not a TRUMP VOTER

Sadly, these days it's that high, that you wouldn't tell anyone about it...

Pretty gay buddy

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i bet you are doing marvelous job

used to bang a very young almost autistic girl for like 2 years. would do anything i wanted anytime. had the body of a little goddess but my friend that knows about it still makes fun of me but he knows his ass would do the same thing

I fucked a friend of my wife from behind while she was changing her new baby's diaper on our changing table.

did she cum?

fucked my older brother wife while he was in prison, fucked her for an entire month, in the ass as well (he has 4 children with her)

Fucked one of my best bro's mom.
she was a fat slut and horny so I did my duty.
I still fap to her and it was 5 years ago

No, she made some cute moaning sounds at times though which were pretty hot. And she had a cute giggle when either my friend or I came.

For the past few weeks I've been seeing a girl that's in a relationship, mfw I have a bigger dick than her bf and I can actually satisfy her

Did a CL hookup with a cuck couple. I'm 20, 5'10" and they were both mexicans, in their 30s, and pretty short, like 5'4"

The ad said to be pretty fit and 'open minded.' I'm pretty built, the husband is a fatass, but the wife was hot and stacked.

The guy sprayed whip cream on my dick and his wife sucked me off while he recorded. Then, she asked me to start doing her doggy. Here's where shit got weird. Dude goes to the bathroom while I'm fucking his wife, he comes back with a small cup. He urinates in the cup, tilts it into her mouth, and she starts drinking it.

I lost my boner for a bit but I did manage to get it back to finish and leave.

And I thought being a cuck was already degenerate.

I have a thing for a girl feeling my election "accidentally" before I fuck her. It's fucking hot as hell when she pushes her ass back onto it or puts her hand on it

cheated on exgf with her cute as fuck brother. he gives amazing head, i still see him to empty my balls every so often. shes 24, hes 20.

Itaewon lol. the trans rose club still at the bottom of hooker hill? I remember mommma son had some yummy yaki mando right next door.

it's actually harder than you'd expect

you're a fucking pedo man.

When I was a horny kid on raging hormones during puberty I had my dog fuck my ass and I fucked his throat until I dumped many loads in it.

>it's actually harder than you'd expect
topkek user.

Sex with my olest f friend in the fire hq

I frequently visit local gay hookup spots like car parks, Nature trails, And truck stops and suck older mens cock. If I had to guess I've sucked like 200 different cocks In about 3 years I've been doing it.

It's fake. There's no way that shit could happen and he could live with himself. 15 year olds are horny not stupid.

>nature trails

> election

that's an old porn vide from the times when the best known graphics adapter was the EGA.

yeah, you're right. when i was 15 i wouldn't touch anyone that was younger, however there was one kid that really fucking went too far...

Fucked my own feet with lube. Masturbated to girls getting fucked by dogs. Masturbated to two gay furries fucking eachother in fursuits. Put on long socks and panties, took pictures and later masturbated to the pics. Tried fisting myself when I was 14.

sorry, the Faggot of the Week Award was already awarded to some guy who sucked a dozen cocks more than you

Never heard of it bro. Me and this woman fuck all the time but that was probably the nastiest

*forgot pic

>Fucked my own feet

you're quite acrobatic, bro.

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At the time, yeah. Even managed to suck my own dick a few times. Didn't really get much out of it, but came in my mouth a few times.

I have a major fetish for girls choking me. I took my girlfriends phone from her and was trying to look through her texts and she walked in the room and freaked out. I put it behind my back and she pushed me onto the bed i was sitting on so I was laying down. The phone was under my back and she wrapped her hands around my neck because i wouldn't give her phone back. She choked me for a good 30 seconds to the point where my face was getting red. I would have told her to stop but I liked it. The whole time she was choking me she was just looking into my eyes and smiling. We ended up fucking that night but that turned me on so fucking much.

Doesn't matter who you vote for, just vote.

Do you not fear STDs with that many cocks?

The fuck is that supposed to mean? You even English?

he's claiming he jumped into a fire to fuck a Fire Girl.

Sounds like he read too many oldschol Marvel Comics

Wierdest fetish: Mud. I jerked it to fetish vids for a long time. Found a construction site hidden in the woods that I would sneak off to around 2-3am and get off in it. That lasted about 2 years.
People: Fucked my friend who was married. Fun times.
Perv shit: Jacked it to used girl's underwear.

why?

get out normie

I pierced my boobs, pic related.

lkj

She is prolly a big slut though. ..thats why she didnt want u looking

I urinated in a bowl and doused some biscuits in it then ate them...

Nigger

> tfw I have always ignored these reply baits and my mother died in her sleep.

> me and friends have game who can fap in weirdest place
> decide to do it in someone's garden
> I'm leaning my head back with eyes closed conjuring mental images from spank bank
> hear noise and see old man standing there looking at me horrified
> old man clears his throats and tells me my mother will die if I don't respond to this post

Goddamn faggot

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