/heem/: tim means edition

Upcoming events:

9/7: TUF Season 24 EP 2 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/14: TUF Season 24 EP 3 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - TBA
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson

News:

mmafighting.com/2016/9/5/12791026/eddie-alvarez-shows-off-humble-beginnings-talks-winning-ufc-belt-and

mmafighting.com/2016/9/4/12713212/fresh-off-quick-ko-in-the-ufc-felipe-silva-wants-to-test-sage

mmafighting.com/2016/9/4/12773916/bellator-champ-michael-chandler-targeting-fight-with-rory-macdonald

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Henry Cejudo

schaub is god

Ngannou and Barberena will be champions till the end of 2017

Tarec Saffiedine

Schaub is love

Corey Anderson

who /Nakai/ here?

Michael Chiesa

Reverend Conor

post your walkout song for real

no weak shit

youtube.com/watch?v=fpW1ixLphHM

absolutely terrible, jesus christ get some taste

youtube.com/watch?v=mO_u-EkJZ8E

youtube.com/watch?v=p9OBf8f55tU

why is Rogan so god-tier, lads?

>not using this

youtube.com/watch?v=poR2VAREX0Q

youtube.com/watch?v=dNHZe9s75e4

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Why is Dana such a goof?

youtube.com/watch?v=qKaXt1PYKXk

not sure where I've heard this already

Whats happening in this webm

probably when you saw me walk out to it when I fought in the UFC

probably

quite nice desu

he tried to open his third eye

youtube.com/watch?v=pCJFTBe039Q
youtube.com/watch?v=pCJFTBe039Q
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>arena goes dark
>quiet
>...
>...
>flashing white light from the jumbotron and all around the arena
>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhuhhhhnnnnctuhhhsss
>Saaahahhhnctus
>Benedictus, Benedictus...
>jumbotron flashes to me in the back
>my team is wearing nothing but white
>white Reebok kit
>white Reebok logos on white shorts
>all white gloves
>I'm standing still looking up with my eyes closed, my hands to my sides arms bent at the elbow, palms facing up
>I'm just finishing the last words of A Knight’s Prayer
>I make the sign of the cross
>slowly tilt my head down
>In nomine
>Doaaahhhhhmineeehhhhhh...
>open my eyes looking directly at the camera
>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhuhhhhnnnnctuhhhsss
>I look away from the camera and hold a thousand yard stare
>walk slowly to the cage surrounded by my team in all white cutting through the darkness of the crowd and security
>go through the inspection with eyes closed
>go to middle of the cage
>GLoooOOOOOOOHHHRIIIAAAAAAAAAHH
>looking up eyes closed, hands to stretched out to sides, palms facing up
>similar to the Vitruvian Man by Leonardo da Vinci
>slowly rotate
>arms still outstretched
>eyes closed
>Benedictus, Benedictus...
>complete a full rotation
>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhuhhhhnnnnctuhhhsss
>thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
>open my eyes
>look back down
>walk to my corner
>close my eyes again
>"Fighter are you ready?"
>"Fighter are *you* ready"
>I nod
>"Let's Get It On!"
open my eyes and do battle.

She wants Joe to give her a "locker room bonus"

then you walk on my right hand all night seppo

joe is laughing at the ridiculousness of that asian's high top fade haircut (guy on far left)

pry it open

FIVE DAYS
I
V
E

because it looks like you tried hard

I enjoyed this more than the last time you posted it
The way those kids don't roll their R's kinda triggered me though, desu

@70992989
I copypastad it from the archive

youtube.com/watch?v=s_m-Ez3W5h4

>70993029

>peru(gay)

>lookin' for a bunch of big dick bandits

I could sub everyone here

youtube.com/watch?v=o2M4usgh8Ss

by starting a heem youtube channel. I'd sub to you.

Rogan thinks the gook's hair is odd.

>Danish mma

youtu.be/3Rbobv-ZV84

sauce?

your daughter

>state of mickey gall

Reminder to all of you that I can heem every single person itt and yewll dew nottin about it.

GET IN HERE FREAKY BITCHES

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what did he mean by this

>still month away from Bisping defending his title
>he walks out with Excalibur in his hand
>the Queen is there in the first row
>knighted on the spot, gifted whole of Northern Ireland
>given launch codes for Trident
>drops a Neutron bomb on London
>spends the rest of his life restoring the Hadrian's Wall stone by stone

your wife

My wife

I had a dream Conor dusted Alvarez in the 1st.

Dreams become heems.

And then Hendo smashes him in the 1st round and wins which will happen

maya angelou

that belt is never leaving Britain, I'm sure as the cliffs of Dover are white, believe you me buddeh

boys I love it up here a bit too much

I don't want to go back to work tomorrow

should I just say fuck it and sell the business and just stay at the cottage for the rest of my life?

which fight companion was the edgy brav flat earth rant?
if you must ask, yes its me.
t. bj penn

I wish you focused more on your ground game and submissions, dude

Is this guy the P4P toughest chin? If not him, who else?

Good lad

>that ending
holy fuck

Only if it makes you happy bud
And you think it'll keep you that way

they both have pretty good chins
they would produce a goat tier fighter

would like to here audio to hear what they're fighting about desu

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Should have added some soccerkicks

Why did Tyron winning piss of so many lily whyte bois?

IT IS ALL OVER

imagine how much it would suck if hendo pulls a Déjà vu on bisping.. so anti climatic. man I hope bisping win via spectacular fashion.

Ohh he rocked her mike, shes hurt!!!

there goes my hero, watch her as she goes

Would you guys recommend going to an MMA gym or instead going to a gym that trains one specific aspect like wrestling, jiu jitsu, or muay thai?

One specific thing first, then MMA gym when you are better than most of the MMA guys at that one thing.

Wrestling first.

Some mma gyms primarily teach one thing for certain individuals.

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Black holes are actually wild though dude

Why do you hate on Joe so much?
He's just a regular dude like you and me
He just his a nice microphone

Anyone else think Thompson is a boring fighter?

because he's the champ we don't want, rarely fights, entitled little shit like UFC still owes him, ducks top competition like Lombard and now Tompson

>dubiously photogenic
>dubiously feel good story
>dubiously polished blog summary
Yeah, this was definitely a """"surprise"""" """"unscripted"""" event.

seems like a nice thing someone did for someone else to me, bud

maybe you should move to the suburbs

question everything

The GOAT

>her meekly built mother
rude

Because he's fucking the whole division up with wanting to fight a dude who last won in 2011 or GSP, who we don't even know if he's coming back or not.

When we have such a clear contender.

When we have two contenders.

>In September during the climb in Nevada, Mike Perry was chilling with teammates when a small oriental child broke its arm and began to struggle to stay conscious. As his teammates rushed to help, Perry held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Miesha Tate "The mountain has claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The teammates, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the rocks, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making crying gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great mountain.

>who we don't even know if he's coming back or not.

He's fighting at ufc 206 dummy. Same with Honda

what an asshole

wtf I hate Mike Perry now

Like it's not up to Dana to make the fights rather than Tyron. He's just giving his preference which is pretty logical from his perspective

>working on memorial day

WE GOT OURSELVES A FIGHT JOE

HOW DID SHE SURVIVE ALL THAT OVERHANDS,I DONT KNOW

is that what its called?
i thought it was something else

Why are you unironically picking JoJo to beat this destroyer of men?

memorial day mk.II

Why do people think CM Punk is some sort of a scrub? He was widely recognised as the best wrestler in the world and has nearly 15 years of wrestling experience. Most other great wrestlers have done great in MMA, I don't see why CM Punk will be any different.

They are going for a hug, they don't touch r-right?

these people rated rondas tyson-esque boxing

>best wrestler in the world

he even sold t-shirts that said so