How to Increase Penis Size??

How to Increase Penis Size??

Drink bleach

Try rubbing it a little bit for awhile.

Smash it with a brick

There are supposedly techniques to do it.

magnifying glass

Tie some weights to it to stretch it out.

Any techniques that realy work?

use a vice grip to clamp your head in place
in one swift motion swing your hips away from the vice grip
your muscles need to get torn through exercise in order to grow
since your dick is made up of a spongey material, it is harder to tear and thus requires a bit of force
don't pull too hard or you could, just like a muscle, "pull" your dick, and it will turn purple around where the injury happens
keep is safe, but very firm, and do 2 sets of 5 a day, you should be getting very noticeable results from this

Penis pump.

move to japan

You dont

Ron Jeremy used grapefruit

Get an erection

Only way is surgery. There is a procedure which involves cutting into the chode. Doing so can give u 1-3" in length added.

>Any techniques that realy work?

Yes!
All of these really work:

/thread

This

Date a dwarf, doesn't make it bigger but by perspective you should feel pretty huge

injections

Use forced perspective.
Tell her it isn't small, it is just really far away.

become black

Yeah, this'll do. Smaller pussy, better fit. Had girlfriends who were uncomfortable after like 5 minutes, said they were sore. Wouldn't be a problem with a more slender prod.

keep reborning until you are satisfied with your dick size

that being said: kill yourself

loot at your little sister and let it grow.

that reaction

stretching, jelqing, and clamping worked for me

Pics or it didn't happen

why is it always indians/middle easterners who can barely speak english asking this

Pretty sure there is a cream out there it was on a documentary I watched

Because now they're all in Europe they want some fine white sweedish ass, but they've been getting bummed by nigs for so long pakis cant compete

You watch penis documentaries?

not posting pics. i've gained about an inch in erect length and a little over a half inch in erect girth. erection quality and flaccid hang is also much better than before i started pe

Bullshit then

Can confirm this works. Your penis will develop scar tissue thus making it larger. If your lucky you'll develop an upward curve for maximum penetration power

I jelqed, super squash jelqed, air and water pumped and clamped for a bit. Got about +1.2 in length and +1 in girth over 2 years. Seems to be lasting now as Itook a long break from any exercises.

For any newbies trying to get into it look at pegym. If you do it the wrong way at the start you can fuk ur dick up so do it right.

this. be careful when you first start. its really easy to break your dick and then youll have a small broken dick instead of just a small one. pe is like weightlifting. it takes time and dedication for it to work

It was a sex documentary on YouTube. With actual nudity. It was on there for a while because it was "educational". That inside view of a pussy being fucked and jizzed in video everyone loves so much? Came from that documentary.

i dont give a fuck whether you believe me or not. my dick is larger and healthier than its ever been and the only thing i changed in my life was adding pe so i know thats what did it.

tie some high test line to a 4 prong fishhook and shove it way up your dickhole. tie a 25 ld weight to the other end and drop it off of your roof.

You put a plastic bag on your head and breath heavily, works every time

>Picture unrelated

Lose 30 lbs of weight. Each 30 lbs lost will grant the appearance of an inch give or take a bit. That's why twinks genrally look huge. (Not fembois)

Aside from that, get the fuck comfortable with your dick size and stop dreaming of being the next god of porn.

Inside, did they shove a gopro up her vag

>tfw big dick
>nobody to stick it into

Your just desensitizing your penis and stretching it like an idiot. Your penis can not get bigger it's a fact so enjoy wasting your time playing with yourself when you could be getting pussy

No it was a tiny camera attached to a wire used for internal surgueries. Both models said it was terribly uncomfortable but they also had sex inside an mri or some shit.

Your on an user website and your trying to justify having a big penis to a total stranger, you insecure much

not trying to justify anyhting to anyone.

Sounds interesting, fair play user I'd have watched that too

is that why my dick is an inch longer and .5 inches thicker than it was a year and a half ago and my boners are harder than they have ever been?

And yet here we are, me enjoying watching you "hur dur meh big penis"

My dick hurts just thinking about this. I wouldn't even do this if I had a sissycuck feminine penis.
> inb4 hurr durr but you do lel

Get a smaller gf

Slam it into shards of glass
Or put it in the toaster

If you search you'll find it. Was actually intresting but very dated now. Early 2000s.

op asked how to make his dick bigger. i tell him how i and others have made dicks bigger. not sure where i am looking for justification from anyone

well it's all in your head. you'd feel pretty silly admitting to wasting all that time I'd imagine. Your girth varies depending on how aroused you are it had nothing to do with the jelqing

was she kidnapped?

Pics or it didn't happen

no it's not all in my head. the shaft has grown as well.

check thundersplace, pegym, mattersofsize. there are hundres of before and after pics from actual members on those sights. steer clear of goodlookingloser stuff. he is a shill and a fraud.

You can't without painful and expensive surgery. Get over it user. It ain't happening

If this is true user then i start tomorrow and will lo e you forever

get an erection ya nard tosser

Zomgz you've never seen fdd?

>very dated now.
>Early 2000s.

Tfw you were born in 1977 and things from the 70s and 80s look dated to you, but the early 2000s were "only” 10-15 years ago.

Lose weight, fatty.

It can't grow, if your penis has gotten longer from tugging that means your breaking and stretching the tissue desensitizing it in the process. Good job. Any before and after picks are just differnt angles making it look bigger

>ITT: butthurt anons that have never jelq'd and don't want to believe that others have had success


~2 years ago my dick was six inch when rock solid, now its just over 7 inch rock solid.

aghhhh fuck that must really hurt.

you're saying that if i weighed 20lb my dick would be 11 inches? cool.

The legit way to increase penis size is to lose weight

>Tfw you were born in 1977
I know that feeling

Tie a weight to the end of ya knob and drink a black guy's semen

You can't, it's just a scam.

If your dic is over 3 inches you are good to go, life is not like porn.

>lose weight
>do kegels
>jelq, start easy
>drink many waters
>do leg and groin stretches

I used to be 60llbs overweight and like 5in. Now I'm fit and nearly 7in and beefy. It takes time and self control but you can make your dick bigger.

I looked@ Tessa and my weaponry got bigger, you lying cuck

no desensitization here. still get rock hard and have no problem keeping it up. sex feels better than before actually. not sure why you are so against accepting that this shit works when thousands of people across pe forums concur that it has worked for them or at least given them better erections and flaccid hangs

stroke it

I read "penis jump"
jump came into my mind after peripherally noticing "japan"

Becauae it's all a myth made by virgins wit small dicks who have no where left to turn. Bigger flaccid means you broke your dick and the veins are incapable of losing the blood which can cause pain in alot of people, I know because it's happened to me. It's all horseshit any person with common sense knows it. You can't make a body part bigger permently without damaging it. It's sad full grown adults still don't realize yet

She does that. It must be weird knowing millions of men fap to your tits daily.

Lose 25-35lbs
Gain 1-2 inches

Nope you'd die. Cool.

YOU'VE GOT A TINY DICK

>weigh 260
>lose 100 pounds
>now have 9 inch dick
Its a win win, faggots.

ok

have you tried being black?

I know a lot of you guys are going to hate me for this, but I really want to dissuade you from trying any penis exercises.

A few months back this year, my FWB told me I had a smaller dick than the guys she was used to WHILE it was in her mouth. I'm 19 and in uni and I've slept around via Tinder and CL, but I'd never heard this before.

Out of my own insecurities, I found pegym online. I started their newbie routine and was about three weeks in. Warmup everyday and did the exercises normallly. I saw an increase in flaccid size and girth, but not length, whatever.

The last day I was able to, I finished the routine like normal and went about my day. The next morning, no erection, which was really weird. Then for three days no erection and I immediately went to see a urologist. He told me I'd probably messed something up, but I had to let it rest. Sure enough, no sex/masturbation/porn and my erections came back a week later.

I knew something had gone horribly wrong however.

Smaller hands

Suicide and rebirth. If you reincarnate as a snake, length increased.

sauce

Your penis is designed for a vagina so any excessive hand masturbation will damage it sooner or later. Any "gains" from pe is really just damage to your dick. Instead of trying to make it bigger why not try to get better at fucking?

My penis was twisted. As in a literal torsion of about ten degrees. My urine stream was weak and I was always constipated. I literally needed to drink prune juice just to use the restroom.

And the pains. Urine dripped from my unit for a solid minute even after peeing. I was unable to void properly. I went to the ER two days into this condition because I felt a searing burning in the urethra. When I went and asked them, they told me that it was likely just local irritation from not being able to empty urine from my penis completely. The pain was agonizing and I had random attacks of this almost every night the first two weeks of my recovery.

When the erections came back, so did this sharp pain that would occur in the glans and in the sides of the shaft. I went back to the urologist to figure out what the hell was going on. He didn't give me any imaging but he said that I likely damaged the chambers of the penis responsible for filling up with blood. The urethra burning he also agreed was from the local irritation but it could also be because of a urethral tear.

2/?

Look up jelq

can't, just git gud with what u were given
>loser

what bout muscles?

His advice was six weeks of total abstinence, no testing erections and no sexual anything. I agreed with his advice, and to a testament of willpower, I stayed completely off my dick. I had two night emission which I hadn't had since I was like 13, but nothing else.

The urethra pain went away and the urine stream returned to normal. Unfortunately, the twist in my penis didn't change and neither did the sharp pains when I got a boner. For some weird reason, every once in a while, my erection points almost straight to the right, like a Peyrione's curvature, but this is rather rare.

My flaccid penis gets abnormally hard now. Like a priapism. My dick literally doesn't get soft unless I'm completely laying down. If I stand up or work out, it gets as hard as a rubber eraser even when flaccid.

I went back to the urologist and also went to another one that same week. The first guy told me that I should rest for another six weeks. The second guy told me that he wants a doppler done when I can have an erection without pain. The cystoscopy showed no problems structurally with the inside.

Both of them had no clue why I was suffering from constipation and muscle spasms. They also have never heard of the hard flaccid condition. They both agreed that the twist would be permanent however.

I've been completely abstinent for almost three months now, anons. I don't jack off, I can't have sex, and no porn. I'm working with another urologist to get to the root of the problem, but I think I ruined my dick.

PLEASE DON'T DO THESE EXERCISES. If you manage to miraculously fuck up like I did with no indications of injury, there is not enough medical information for a cure.

I'm broken inside and I feel sexually ruined. The pain is one thing, but the knowledge I did something this major to such an important bodily function is damning.

Same thing happneed to me but it went back to normal after 4 weeks. It's mostly in your head but if your able to bust a nut without hurting your dick then do it it your sex drive will return to normal

Ha! You sure showed him!