THIS SUMMER

THIS SUMMER

IN A WORLD

WHERE

WHERE POT SMOKING ALIENS HAVE INFILTRATED THE INNER WORKINGS OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT

*RECORD SCRATCH*

IT WILL COME AT A COST

AN ANIMATED BEAR WEARING SUNGLASSES

IS GOING TO FIND OUT THAT

SLYTHERIN

HOWEVER

ONE MAN

ONE MAN

MANY POINTS THEY SCORE

ROB SCHNEIDER

ALONG WITH THE TALENTS OF VIN DIESEL AND THE ROCK AND

SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN

CRITICS RAVE

AND HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT

FROM FOUR OF THE THREE DIRECTORS OF BRIDESMAIDS

FROM THE MIND OF HIDEO KOJIMA

BIG GUY FOR YOU

FEATURING RYAN GOSLING PLAYING AN AUTIST

COMES A MOVIE THAT WILL MAKE YOUR MOM FREAK

AND YOUR PETS SQUIRT IN AGONY

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LITTLE WHITE DICKS

CHRIS PRATT IS DOING THE LAUNDRY

STARRING ACADEMY AWARD WINNER

HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT

[IT AINT ME INTENSIFIES]

THAT CRASHING THIS PLANE

ISNT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS

STARRING MELISSA MCCARTHY

WITHOUT A WELL ENDOWED AFRICAN SIDE KICK!

WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP

IDRIS ELBA IS:

YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT THAT GETTING BLACKED AINT AS HARD AS IT LOOKS

A NIGGER

GET READY

SIGOURNEY WEAVER

STARING AS

SIGOURNEY WEAVER

STARRING BRENDAN FRASER AS

MOOT

30 YEARS AGO

AS A CHILD

DUBS

CHECK EM

HOWEVER

IT'S THE BEST MOVIE OF THE SUMMER

FIVE STARS