Americans think Dutch and German are sexiest languages in the world

>Americans think Dutch and German are sexiest languages in the world

qz.com/904704/americans-on-plentyoffish-think-being-bilingual-is-attractive-and-the-sexiest-languages-are-german-and-dutch/

Checkmate.

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>I still wont get laid

Checkmate

believe in yourself

Yet another proof that yanks are retarded.

>implying either language is attractive
>implying its not just because those people are generally taller and better looking and happen to speak that language

No Dutch sounds great, especially Flemish Dutch:

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why thanks *blushes*

ggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooouuuuuuuuuuuuoagghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

North germans maybe. South germans / bavarians are dark manlets. They are not germanic.

Thanks leaf, have a Flemish chavette

I wanna learn german

sooner or later all ur wite women are belong to US

vies oetz.
Hebt ge geen keurige burgertrutten?

German yes, dutch just sounds like an autistic child who was locked in the basement of a German/English house and made up his own language to talk to himself.

Kijkte nie naar Temptation Island? Dat wijf is letterlijk een chavette

German women go CRAZY over americans. 100% of the time, it's mostly because they've never seen a real man before. All german men are required to crush thier testicles in skinny jeans and so they can only reach a sort of pre-pubescent "manhood" very sad actually.

When I was in germany there were hot german bitches chatting me up and flirting with me while thier boycuck stood behind here. Absolutely hilarious. I can't tell you how many times girls would just ditch their boyfriends to come over to my place. And you get to hear them moan in german. Most of them have never really been properly fucked before so it's always like their first time.

>Kijkte nie naar Temptation Island?
Ik heb geen vd die zaagt niet om mee te kijken. Dus nee

German is obvious but why Dutch?

What about German as a first language? Any American women wet yet?

German women like black american service men. Ask some black american who was in Germany and he will tell you exactly that.
Most germans girls like black/arab/brown guys. Look it up.

> All german men are required to crush thier testicles in skinny jeans and so they can only reach a sort of pre-pubescent "manhood" very sad actually.
> says this f(l)ag
wew

youtube.com/watch?v=D-3Y3NDCT-Y

Hide your daughters and wives, America
I am coming to visit and I bring my BGC with me

>Most germans girls like black/arab/brown guys.
/deutsch/ once conducted a study at Kleiderkreisel about that.
It's not true.

Bait

Here is another example:

youtube.com/watch?v=j7A8ftkdHL0

>Kleiderkreisel

Larpers larping larpers

Of course some women there unfortunately like brown guys but not most of them

>Bait

kys

>BGC
maybe for german cucks but youll have to do better than 3cm, hans.

>germans
>masculine
This is the first image when you search: "German man"

They just like men who aren't fags. In your case that leaves only foreigners.

Yup, that's what it sounds like. It's not a great language, pierre.

>Dutch
>sexy

is this satire

for remfrence this is the first pic for "american man"

Both languages are fucking disgusting. This only proves my hypothesis that most Americans are retarded. I can't wait for the nuclear winter.

Looks masculine enough, maybe 10% of murrifats look less faggy

This guy is bavarian and not German

>burger education

How many people were polled?

Dutch is probably the ugliest European language and people only like German because of its masculinity but classical latin is more masculine and softer on the ears plus they don't have words like Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft,

this is an average american man

I don't care.

probably 10 or they just made it up

Well, a normal looking guy vs. some old fat guy who probably can't do anything without viagra.
Tell me who is more masculine.

Looks like the biggest fucking insecure manchild you could ever meet.

I've seen enough to know that the old fart flyfishing is closer to the truth.
100% of American exchange-students are pudgy or DYEL, and over there it's not much better

That's a good thing?

sure

forgot pic

Normally people dont like the sound of dutch. Germans say its drunk German. But when I was in Spain people asked me if I was German. Because they couldnt hear the difference in Dutch and German. Are they just retarded or is it for Spanish and or English speaker hard to get the difference?

Depends on the accent desu. My expierence is that virtually all foreigners think Flemish is German

I agree to be honest, at first I only liked their accent. Met two german women (they were 22 and 25 at the time) when I was 8 since they were staying at home for a year and I fell for both of them, they were funny and spent time with me without treating me like a kid so I was happy, what I liked is the way they speak spanish with rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs. Had a thing for german women since then.

In highschool we had german students coming over and I managed to date one for 9 months. With my ex I found out that when they get pissed they start yelling at you in their devil's tongue and it sounds really fucking hot, i'm no M but it turned me on to be yelled at with a language that sounds so strict though she was pretty short so sometimes it felt funny

I don't understand the grid meme, can you explain what is it?

Land organization

retarded muh heritage fags strike again

perhaps thats why the Netherlands is so sexy to Americans: they out-organise them

>Dutch
>German

What's next, Danish ?

Sorbian

Not Portugese.