Is this reality or is thus just autism?

Is this reality or is thus just autism?

nice trips gote

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what kinds of those would you get?

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Oh hey Subby, long time no see!

Well that's good. And I've got something you can shoot your face with ;3

fak

Who needs money when you have butts?

I figured they'd be philosophers.

all aboard the succ trucc

ur autism u poof lmao

toryah

Not you. You stay on the tracks.

wew what is it!? :D

i'm wanna come over there and slap you right up your face

Hey friends. Have a passing bump.

I'm hoping they get emperor scorpions in again soon and big ol' Amazonian Centipede.

All of my pets except Eric is named after a philosopher or a literary character.

with your dick?

Considering he just got hit with a $5k bill, because fuck insurance companies...

How've you been? I haven't been in thread for such a long time now. I've been more active in the discords myself.

with one leg tied behind my butt

I demand to be included

Kat stop missing me plz

>discords
oh dear
I'm ok, I'm becoming an alcoholic, increasingly indolent and generally dismayed with the world around me, but at least I have melee. How are you?

I can't tell if that's hot

Is it you dombos?

It's my dick.

What's he named after then?

For what?

God forbid that riveting conversation is interrupted.

Just stay on the tracks and it'll all be over soon.

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how big do centipede get?

ffffffffffuuuuuuuuu-
fill be with your fish~

spicy~

Not the discord for this thread, but discords for the animus board and for the old IRC.

Doing well, focusing more on classes as they're really starting to ramp up in terms of difficulty. Gotta love diff eq and EE.

For he was hospitalized.

suc ya dads plums rofl

Live from my iPhone
Where the fuc you been playboi

pls derail me

yey autism!

oh ok that's marginally less terrible

my classes haven't gotten harder but I'm much, much lazier in them now

that's probably not good

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He's my only friend and it hurts when he ignores me
I got some candy

why not?

Which means what in this context?

that tends to happen as the year goes on. Any luck with finding a guy friend? I think I remember talking about it the last time we spoke?

what kind?

Nothing. He just looks like an Eric.

The Amazonian Centipede can get to be about 10" long.

I had some snickers, but I ate those up... Ir licorice ok with you?

It sounds difficult to maneuver.

that was like a full year ago, wasn't it? I was a massive slut for a little while, almost got aids and stopped. Most recently I flew across the continental united states to fuck katia which was cool

is*

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Nice, nice, yeah AIDS can be really scary. I had one scare where a guy told me that his ex told him to get checked and I ended up getting myself checked for it 3 times in a period of 5 months. Thank god it just turned out to be some bs his ex spewed.

up for interpretation

do you use condoms now? I never did which was perhaps irresponsible

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doesn't that make it even hotter?

I-I hope not...

What happened?

>iPhone

Oh wow, sorry, I didn't realize you were disabled.

I'm right here, in depression central.

Hmm, well that's a good enough reason, I suppose.

are they friendly?

im not a huge fan of licorice :c

yeah but it's not like a sexy kind of bondage thing tbh

i hope so~
mm spicy wiens

Everytime, people will lie to you for sex, especially people who have it. If they're not willing to wear one so that you feel safe, they're not worth having sex with.

Oh. Well I have one.

Fiine... I'll give up the m&ms then

Only for 5 more days

Wanna rub my belly until you feel better

see that right there is just plain common sense that I chose to ignore for awhile

I learned, though

Yeah, he's a cutey patooty and Eric just seems to fit.

My lord no.

rope

Yep, I was going through a lot of stressful crap at the time and I developed impetigo and lie bumps which are usually caused by severe tress and thought it was due to an STD. Lead to a lot more stress. Got to understand that as a young gay guy, that you're in demand and that you usually have right to make demands especially if you're bottom.

Let's hear it

Well, I suppose I could eat some peppers or something, just for you.

What did you dooooo?

Have you increased its girth to an acceptable level?

I won't argue with that, he is really cute.

>mfw people talk about sex

well yeah but not in the specific configuration you described

I didn't even bother since I was convinced I was invincible.

post more qt's

Were you not around for the shit that happened last month?

He's my little fuzzy butt.

I derail you by obstructing the tracks and you tumble straight in to a ravine, never to be seen again.

truck yeah

o-oh :c
is the scorpion cuddly?

hooray! i will eat some too when its happening to add to the spiciness

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just imagine it in the sexy way then

I didn't do anything
Some clown posted shit on my ip and got banned, then tried to repeal it and failed.

I suppose.

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mostly just imagining myself in it

was it your roommate who sings badly?

They are more cuddly, yes. But not nearly as cuddly as Eric.

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Nope.

I'm jealous of those kindergartners.

We'll make a spicy wiener salad.

Uh huh, some clown....

Post pics.

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Gib burger in exchange for m&ms

Recently I've just been sticking to a few doms and we do scenes on occasion. Honestly just hoping for a qt who is into vidya and anime to fall into my lap.

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They didn't get to hold him. Little hands on little kids tend to crush little things like Eric. Plus he was hecka stressed out, my poor guy.

Totally possible

IT WASN'T MEEEEEE
I don't post pics

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has eric bitten you?

ohh myyyyy~

instead join mine and lemons spicy wiener salad party

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Don't mind if I do! I'll bring aaall the dressing

Still, they got to meet him in person. And yeah, I can imagine some 20 odd new faces will do that.

That's what they all say.

Well what do you call THAT?

Indeed, I hope you can handle the heat~

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But it wasn't me

That's the best teeth in the fuckin game, he reviews memes

weeeeeeew

girl i was born to handle it

Long story short, shitbag coworker told everyone he was going to shoot up the airport he was working at on his last day there; FBI got involved and interrogated him; he was then sent to stay in a mental hospital for a few days because of his depression from being labeled a domestic terrorist.

Now the insurance company is claiming he didn't pay for the month, so they're not covering his time there.

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I'm... I'm not awfully good with spice though

lol this can't be real.

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Of course not. He's a good boy.

It was bright and kind of loud. He wasn't very happy, the poor guy. But once I got him home he relaxed. He's back in his hide all stretched out like a happy spider.