Hi turds,
I scheduled an appointment for a massage because my job works me out and leaves me with a lot of tension and pain. I'm a creep and Facebooked the name of the masseuse I was told I was assigned to.
She's kind of hot with a nice ass.
I'm probably getting a boner while she rubs me down.
Anybody have real massage stories?
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>be me
>22 years old
>go for massage for first time ever
>3 months later, die in a fire
tl;dr kill yourself
Same happens to me
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I regularly get happy endings, AMA
greentext a good one
do you pay for them
How do you feel knowing that in order to get a "happy ending" you have to pay? :)
ill type one out
yes
I have a perfectly functioning gf i just enjoy happy endings
what came first, easter or easter island?
I just got an incredible full service massage during a recent trip to Mexico. She said she was 22, had long black hair, was dark-skinned with perky tits and an incredible ass. After a pretty good massage she started to play with my balls and the negotiations immediately started. I ended up paying $40 for a blowjob and doggystyle. Her BJ skills were OK but she had a tight and wet little pussy. Finished me off with a handjob. I setup a hidden cam but it was so dark I didn't get any usable footage...
>Be me
>Overweight unattractive robot
>havent had physical intimacy with a woman in years
>schedule appointment at "massage parlour"
>walk in, qt brunette tells me to go to a room, get undressed, shower.
>huge jacuzzi in the room, massage table next.
>girl comes in naked
>Like 10/10 holy mother of staceys.
>asks me if i want to bathe with her
>"huh... yeah..."
>She looks worried
>"What's wrong? Not pretty enough for you?"
>"No... it's... been a while"
>end up in hot tub, resting my head on her chest while she strokes my hair and holds me.
>almost cry
>fuck
>She asks me if I want to "finish"
>lays me on the table, gives me a legit rubdown
>gets rid of the knots in my shoulders (officefag)
>flips
>Handjobs me, smiling, maintaining eye contact
>Cum buckets
>"Holy crap, am I that hot?"
>Fuck yes
>Shower together
>150$ and gave her 40$ as a tip because holy shit
>leave
>Try to reschedule but place is closed down next month.
10/10, have done it multiple times. And have gotten used to dealing with girls as a result. Would recommend.
Post link to vid or fakefag
>Be me
>read bullshit
That's... depressing.
Clearly you didn't pay attention to the part where I said there was no usable footage...
Kek
You probably won't get hard from a normal massage. If you do they are used to it so just ignore it.
Anyone know a good website to watch legit amateur happy ending vids?
>Be Me
>22 Beta trying to be Alpha by joining Military
>Go to the earths equivalent of Tatooine
>Go to asian massage place in city
>Walk in, super sketch.
>Guy at counter has me wait.
>After minute leads me up stairs.
>Opens door to room with two fine women of Asian decent
>FUCKYEAH.jpeg
>Cuter one takes me by hand and leads me to a bed, not a massage table, bed.
>Tells me get undressed.
>I take off shirt and pants.
>"Moar"
>Take off socks
>"Moar"
>Take of Underwear
>"Lay"
>I lay down on the bed, laying face down because I am a faggot and have a boner from this woman.
>She starts to oil.
>Damn Good.
>Start to feel more than just her hands on back. Something soft, globular, and naked.
>I couldnt see because I was laying down.
>"Turn ovah"
>I turn over, biggest erection of my life.
>"Something something Asian"
>"W-what?"
>She grabs me by the dick.
>I panic and scream in suprise pleasure.
>"You pay me, sucky sucky fucky fucky."
>Nod Frantically.
>Best thirty seconds of my life.
>Mfw I spent $200 dollars for a $40 dollar massage.
God damn. Can someone maybe post a story that is more hot than extremely depressing and self-hating?
I get happy endings about once a month or so. I keep telling myself I won't go again, but it feels so goooooood...
My favorite providers are middle-aged mamasans who know not to talk too much. One of my favorites insists on dressing me after she finishes me off.
I know this sounds gay, but my favorite part of all is that hug they give you at the very end. If they don't give a hug, I don't come back.
I have some stories but they're mostly goofy, nothing super hot.
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Bumping with Ava Devine. One of my mamasans looks like her, though without the bewbage.
>be me
>make habit of touring happy ending massage places
>find one on backpages
>cute asian chick
>good price
>sign me up
>meet lady at spot
>lady is a good 20 years older than pic
>has me sit down on table
>I strip, bare ass naked
>she begins massage, starts high, works her way down to my ass
>touch gets more and more gentle
>lightly strokes the area between ass and balls
>"Turn ovah"
>I flip, she immediately grabs already hard dick
>starts gently stroking
>so far so good
>starts fondling balls with idle hand
>"You like dis?"
>before I can say yes, she has her finger up my ass
Shit was amazing. If you haven't had prostate milking, you should try it.
lmao. this thread.
>be me
>I am overweight, my penis is .5 inches long, I am a clinically depressed hoarder who has never had physical contact with a woman
>walk into massage parlor
>240 pound asian woman, about 5'3
>get into room
>starts tugging on my boner like you would tug on a wet shirt that is tangled around the spinning thing in a washer
>dribble watery yellowish cum on my pelvis in about 13 seconds
you guys are turning me the fuck on
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Haha. One of my go-to places shut down recently. There were two providers, both older.
Lily was the boss, and she was chubby. She always used to give a prostate massage, whether you asked for it or not. She only gave handjobs, no oral, no full service. My first time dropping by there, I was pretty drunk and took too long to cum, but she kept working my cock for like ten minutes after the alarm clock rang.
Coco was skinnier, and her mouth was on the menu. One time, she jerked me and I came so hard I hit her in her slanty eye, and felt a bit bad about it, but she laughed.
The two of them had this sort of comical vendetta against each other. Coco used to tell me not to see Lily, cause Lily was lazy and fat. (The lazy part was true--she just kind of gave you a tease instead of a real massage. The fat part was a bit too much, she was just a bit chubby.) Lily used to tell me not to see Coco, cause Coco bit cock when she sucked it. (True, but she only nibbled. Not in a bad way.) Looking back, it was probably awful for them, working all day in that tiny space, not getting along.
So, I lived in Thailand last year. Massages and Happy endings flying around that country like hot cakes.
Go to a parlor in this shitty empty hotel.
Go in and 4 or 5 girls come out in underwear/lingerie.
Girls are prob around 20-25 some with fake tits.
Pick the hottest one. Pay her 1000 baht (about $30)
Go into hotel room with her.
Both get naked. Get in shower with her. She washes you and rubs her tits/ass all over you.
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Drys you off, lay down on bed for about 30 minute legit massage with her naked and rubbing her tits all over.
She flips you over. Offers to fuck, suck, or "massage there too?"
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I say yeah to happy ending (don't want to fuck a prostitue-don't want that herp)
Happy ending, Tits in my face. Moaning and shit like she loves rubbing cocks.
Blast ropes all over everything.
Back in the shower with girl.
Tip her another 200 baht (5-6 bucks)
Best time ever. Go once a month.
Now back in stupid america. Only can find old chinese ladiess to rub my cock.