So you just discovered a genie lamp. You get your three wishes, no reanimating the dead, no infinite wishes, no killing people. There is one other catch though. For every wish there's an equal and opposite reaction.
What are your wishes, what do you think the reaction is going to be?
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If I wished that all pedophiles would cease to exist, then I would become an immortal pedophile.
King kiddie fucker
>For every wish there's an equal and opposite reaction.
What exactly happens thought?
I'd wish for immortality, beeing able to fly and beeing able to cast spells like in Harry Potter.
>I will go insance
>the longer I fly the more pain I feel
>??
Think The Monkey's Paw
Immortality
>everyone I ever love will die
I can fly
>but people notice and hunt me
Magic
>it drains my soul and I will feel only emotional pain if I use it to much
Nice so... can I just not wish?
>three wishes
Being immortal
Not being depressed anymore
Remembering the good things
>reaction
Death of myself and thus a paradox is created and we all die.
>Being immortal
You loose legs and arms.
>Not being depressed anymore
You will walk on the small pass to beeing depressed never beeing happy
>Remembering the good things
There are only 3 good things you experienced and they aren't even that good
To do so risks imminent death
I wish for a penny
>I loose 100$
I wish for a pretty girlfriend
>she has a dick and uses my asshole often
I wish for Trump to become president
>Trump becomes President but the USA is now governend by Putin and no one does anything against it
>You loose legs and arms.
Feisty burrito
>You will walk on the small pass to beeing depressed never beeing happy.
I will never be depressed again, I will just be sad, which is much more simpler and is not the same, can live with that.
Also is "being" not "beeing" buzz buzz
There are only 3 good things you experienced and they aren't even that good
Worth it.
I wish there is never infinite wishes for me, get infinite wishes. Profit.
I want to be black.
>return as porchageese.
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Your life must be really miserable if this is worth it.
It is, user. That's why I keep coming here.
Well not quite that interfers with your actualy wish. Is is not just the direct opposite of what you wish.
Never infinite wishes
>1 wish without negative effects but rules
Get a hobby that preferable forces social interaction m8.
You live in a Favala with a trap named Tracy.
1.I want to marry a girl genie.
2. I want disease immunity
3.I want the strength of 1000 navy seals.
>1
After 2 years she will divorce you and take everything you have.
>2
But everyone you ever feel sympathy towards will get ill
>3
1001 navy seal attack you with the goal of fucking you in the ass
I want to be the omnipotent god of my own dimension, anything I will to happen will happen
>basically infinite wishes
>Your powers are based on the fervent beliefs of your followers
>They develop science and stop believing
shut up and post more royo
Rules for wishes are stupid as fuck
Though you suffer unbearable pain that resembless the work you would have to put into physically of whatever you are creating.
Well no because if there wouldn't be any the only right answer would allways be infinite wishes.
10/10
i can live with that
i hope the attack would come right after the divorce
Everyone I love is happy. I can't kill someone but I will make them severely autistic. And Fuck their mom while they screech I'm disapproval
Wish one, to understand the quantum possibility of my potential wishes.
Wish two to return to start time and place with the knowlege of the first wish while maintaining quantum reference .
Wish three to counteract any destructive negitive cause and effect that I chose to cancle out.
Resulting in every wish possible experianced, self enrichment and no net loss to self. Also probibly related knowlege of all those possible wishes would leave me knowledgeable on immortality, trancendance, diverse generitive power, and wealth of all scope.
I wish for my weiner to be hugh mongus :D xD
Btw does anyone here play minecraft? I still search for friends to play with.
Nigger I'll humor you
Like, what if I did some classic shit like say "let there be light" and create light
What would the repurcussion be
>but you go full retard
Has anyone seen this yet? Clinton supporters attack homeless Trump supporter lady.
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Depends on how much light you want and how long it is supposed to be on. Let's assume you can bear a lot of pain and therefore support a small world without too much pain but anything that goes beyond that is becoming worse and worse.
Eh I imagine a beast of that power would be fuzzy around the edges.
I'm talking short yellow bus, window licking, bicycle helmet on head retarded.
I get to cancle negitive effect. So i would spread my consciousness among a group, the net hivemind of shortbus would be greater than ones possibility if that is your stand OP. I have not lost anything. Tard baby gods, what have you wrought OP for your entertainment?
So basically living chocolate bunnies and M&M hailstorms? Fuck...
Window licking aspects of a whole. How freeing to contemplate the universe and also deepthroat a lolipop and chase a butterfly while playing with a cave cricket.
I wish to become a free genie.
Nah the whole is intelegent, the parts not so much.
Don't forget the incontinence and weird public behavior.