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cara
cara
bit early
This 2bh
feeling 'peckish' as they say
need a bf
all of these 2bh
natilie dormer is good 2
bh
good posts
Early bird gets the grubworm
wew a bit of competition for caralad
>natilie
natalie
...
>is.Sup Forums.org/r9k/1486599793383.webm
why are virgins always posting this webm? Why are they so fascinated by it? Looks like boring vanilla sex to me
Shit cat
Then again all cats are fucking awful.
*beat with sharp 808 clap and sick riddim cums in your ears*
Brrrrrrt.... Yo.... Hold up....
Ay, Imma so damn greasy
(NIGGA)
Cum up in this bitch now I let her down easy,
(BITCH)
Tell her how I love her that she all I wanna know,
(NIGGA)
then I kick her out the Benz on the road at fougty fo
(SCRRRRRT)
Such a dirty nigga but this life is all I know,
(SO DIRTY)
nigga nigga nigga I just fell down on the flo
(DAMN!)
big willy and petite girl a daring synthesis
too busy beating him on forza
same I hate pussies :((
emily
trappin off a flip phone (trap trap)
twerk my wrist i think that shit broke (jugg jugg)
wish I was one of those middle class twats who sat in Starbucks in the morning before work
Take that back you son of a whore
ah yes, upper-middle class people
*cups my mug with two hands*
don't listen to him
your cat is very nice
nickle back?
what does it mean, in english and in speed seduction?
could sit in starbucks all day doing my job but the 'ffice is comfier desu
wouldn't mind scooping its eyes out with a teaspoon and shaving 'CUNT' into its back haha
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw will never have to worry about women
>tfw will never have to worry about STDs
>tfw will never have any drama
>tfw will never have to spend money on women
>tfw get all my free time to myself
>tfw will never have to worry about a wife or divorce
cute :3
*taps into macbook while sipping coffee, giving the illusion i am an important worker in a large company, when in fact i'm just posting on brit and the coffee was paid for with bennies*
le fox and le grapes
name my band
How fucked are brit cars fucked by the salt on the roads?
Thinking of buying a uk car soon
lol you dont have a job mate and everyone knows it
so THIS is a so-called wizard
iktf but the loneliness gets to me sometimes
DELET YOU CUNT
cats are so much cuter and nicer than dogs, dunno why so many people like those unclean beasts
nobody ever responds to my raps. Am I fucking invisible or something?
so what's your purpose in life, besides /brit/ ?
My gf is my only friend
:(
i do though lmao
androgonymous
xDDDDDDDDD based anti-caralad
woooo you go girl
found benzos at my parents place
just done the second 'ank of the day
1.5mg xanax down the hatch.
>tfw the only female I appreciate on an emotional level isn't very pretty
Why don't pretty girls have personalities?
not really
i still have 10 years until wizardhood
yeah
don't really have one, does anyone? just avoid suffering and struggle i guess. a simple quiet life is all i want
Cultural Marxism
Daniel is literally me
Dunno how he pulled Sinead though
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life, and realise there's nothing left
need a link for some xan desu. can barely get myself to tesco with vibrating and having heart palpitations.
Thank you :3
Sociopathic post desu
Why not both lad?
My dog
>tfw i have his hairstyle
>tfw also a 21 year old virgin
more of a kirk, me
really struggle to suppress the urge to run over and pet random kitties i see in the street
lads
post _____
who? the govt? those bastards!
>does anyone?
get a model for wife, get a divorce, choke on my vomit... What else?
Everything must drive its course.
janny will be FURIOUS at this thread
Reminder to never have sex if you're abnormie. Don't even TRY to have sex. Best to just stay at home, inside, comfy and cosy on the 'chon for your safety.
>A history graduate who denies raping a fellow student has described what happened as "a failed one-night stand".
>Bartholomeo Joly de Lotbiniere, 21, is accused of raping a woman at York University in June 2014 after a drunken night out.
>He told a jury at York Crown Court both parties felt "disappointment and regret" afterwards, but what had happened was consensual.
>The defendant, of Kensal Rise, London, denies rape and assault.
>More on this and other local stories from across North Yorkshire
>The former University Challenge contestant told the court the pair had kissed then started to have sex, but he was unable to maintain an erection.
>He said the woman told him "you are not very good at this", and suggested they stop and go to sleep.
>Describing the encounter as a "failed one-night stand", Mr Joly de Lotbiniere told jurors he felt embarrassed, got dressed and left.
>It was the second time he had sex, he told police, having lost his virginity two or three months before.
>The defendant said he never considered what happened was without her consent.
>Judy Khan QC, defending, asked: "Was there any suggestion she didn't want what was happening to take place?"
>He replied: "No."
>The court previously heard the woman sent him a text which said: "I thought I'd let you know I wasn't overly comfortable with what happened."
>He had replied: "Neither am I".
>Mr Joly de Lotbiniere told police his apologies related to him being unable to have sex with his accuser.
>The case continues.
really struggle to suppress the urge to run over random kitties i see in the street
0.4 grams of lemon haze in the 'chine
Don't fight it.
nice, MTV gonna love it
currently talking to myself as if i'm being interviewed by someone else
feels good desu
you don't though lmao
I like stroking a nice doggo
wouldn't have one as a pet though
>loses virginity at 21
>second time he has sex its literally so bad she calls the police and says he raped her
Ordered an item on ebay 6 days ago and it still hasn't even been sent
wish I could do my daily shop at M&S or waitrose
vocaroo
lads
I won this kitkat thing where you get to make your own packet
what picture and text should I use?
I like stroking a nice willy
wouldn't want one as a pet though
this desu
dogs are great but I never want to live with one
jesus christ
yeah i'm staying a virgin
too fucking risky
if my parents ever ask i'll be honest
they always run a way anyway
then i just look mentally handicapped chasing random cat down the street
shop at carrefour
Just mugged off some lad on eBay. Got his paypal money through 6 days ago, withdrew it from my account and not even sent his item lmao.
why do the janicucks delete on-topic threads?
why waste it on some shitty bane gimmick
send the seller a passive aggressive message asking why it's taking so long to send shit
think I'm getting too arrogant to be bearable
always a tad moody as well, might be benjamin buttoning back to being a teenager
wonder if my virginity will grow back
what was the item?
Giz my item
starting a vocaroo career lads
>Liking caralad
One of the most obnoxious posters on this site. He tries to act normie and cool, but we know he spends 12+ hours a day on fucking Sup Forums posting his waifu hahahahhaha
sad cunt
My other cats :3
>ebay
Is this 2006? jesus
We're all in here
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Christ sake
>you are not very good at this
what a nightmarish thing to say
Here we all are now... all the lads
I'm not going to put Bane unless someone else tells me to put something