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my cat edition

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cara

cara

bit early

This 2bh

feeling 'peckish' as they say

need a bf

all of these 2bh

natilie dormer is good 2


bh

good posts

Early bird gets the grubworm

wew a bit of competition for caralad

>natilie
natalie

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why are virgins always posting this webm? Why are they so fascinated by it? Looks like boring vanilla sex to me

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nigel fiddly farage aka our lad up a storm

live in 7 minutes

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Shit cat

Then again all cats are fucking awful.

*beat with sharp 808 clap and sick riddim cums in your ears*

Brrrrrrt.... Yo.... Hold up....

Ay, Imma so damn greasy
(NIGGA)
Cum up in this bitch now I let her down easy,
(BITCH)
Tell her how I love her that she all I wanna know,
(NIGGA)
then I kick her out the Benz on the road at fougty fo
(SCRRRRRT)
Such a dirty nigga but this life is all I know,
(SO DIRTY)
nigga nigga nigga I just fell down on the flo
(DAMN!)

big willy and petite girl a daring synthesis

too busy beating him on forza

same I hate pussies :((

emily

trappin off a flip phone (trap trap)
twerk my wrist i think that shit broke (jugg jugg)

wish I was one of those middle class twats who sat in Starbucks in the morning before work

Take that back you son of a whore

ah yes, upper-middle class people

*cups my mug with two hands*

don't listen to him

your cat is very nice

nickle back?
what does it mean, in english and in speed seduction?

could sit in starbucks all day doing my job but the 'ffice is comfier desu

wouldn't mind scooping its eyes out with a teaspoon and shaving 'CUNT' into its back haha

>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw will never have to worry about women
>tfw will never have to worry about STDs
>tfw will never have any drama
>tfw will never have to spend money on women
>tfw get all my free time to myself
>tfw will never have to worry about a wife or divorce

cute :3

*taps into macbook while sipping coffee, giving the illusion i am an important worker in a large company, when in fact i'm just posting on brit and the coffee was paid for with bennies*

le fox and le grapes

name my band

How fucked are brit cars fucked by the salt on the roads?

Thinking of buying a uk car soon

lol you dont have a job mate and everyone knows it

so THIS is a so-called wizard

iktf but the loneliness gets to me sometimes

DELET YOU CUNT

cats are so much cuter and nicer than dogs, dunno why so many people like those unclean beasts

nobody ever responds to my raps. Am I fucking invisible or something?

so what's your purpose in life, besides /brit/ ?

My gf is my only friend

:(

i do though lmao

androgonymous

xDDDDDDDDD based anti-caralad
woooo you go girl

found benzos at my parents place

just done the second 'ank of the day

1.5mg xanax down the hatch.

>tfw the only female I appreciate on an emotional level isn't very pretty

Why don't pretty girls have personalities?

not really

i still have 10 years until wizardhood

yeah

don't really have one, does anyone? just avoid suffering and struggle i guess. a simple quiet life is all i want

Cultural Marxism

Daniel is literally me
Dunno how he pulled Sinead though

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death

I take a look at my life, and realise there's nothing left

need a link for some xan desu. can barely get myself to tesco with vibrating and having heart palpitations.

Thank you :3

Sociopathic post desu

Why not both lad?

My dog

>tfw i have his hairstyle
>tfw also a 21 year old virgin

more of a kirk, me

really struggle to suppress the urge to run over and pet random kitties i see in the street

lads

post _____

who? the govt? those bastards!

>does anyone?
get a model for wife, get a divorce, choke on my vomit... What else?

Everything must drive its course.

janny will be FURIOUS at this thread

Reminder to never have sex if you're abnormie. Don't even TRY to have sex. Best to just stay at home, inside, comfy and cosy on the 'chon for your safety.

>A history graduate who denies raping a fellow student has described what happened as "a failed one-night stand".

>Bartholomeo Joly de Lotbiniere, 21, is accused of raping a woman at York University in June 2014 after a drunken night out.

>He told a jury at York Crown Court both parties felt "disappointment and regret" afterwards, but what had happened was consensual.

>The defendant, of Kensal Rise, London, denies rape and assault.

>More on this and other local stories from across North Yorkshire

>The former University Challenge contestant told the court the pair had kissed then started to have sex, but he was unable to maintain an erection.

>He said the woman told him "you are not very good at this", and suggested they stop and go to sleep.

>Describing the encounter as a "failed one-night stand", Mr Joly de Lotbiniere told jurors he felt embarrassed, got dressed and left.

>It was the second time he had sex, he told police, having lost his virginity two or three months before.

>The defendant said he never considered what happened was without her consent.

>Judy Khan QC, defending, asked: "Was there any suggestion she didn't want what was happening to take place?"

>He replied: "No."

>The court previously heard the woman sent him a text which said: "I thought I'd let you know I wasn't overly comfortable with what happened."

>He had replied: "Neither am I".

>Mr Joly de Lotbiniere told police his apologies related to him being unable to have sex with his accuser.

>The case continues.

really struggle to suppress the urge to run over random kitties i see in the street

0.4 grams of lemon haze in the 'chine

Don't fight it.

nice, MTV gonna love it

currently talking to myself as if i'm being interviewed by someone else
feels good desu

you don't though lmao

I like stroking a nice doggo

wouldn't have one as a pet though

>loses virginity at 21
>second time he has sex its literally so bad she calls the police and says he raped her

Ordered an item on ebay 6 days ago and it still hasn't even been sent

wish I could do my daily shop at M&S or waitrose

vocaroo

lads
I won this kitkat thing where you get to make your own packet
what picture and text should I use?

I like stroking a nice willy

wouldn't want one as a pet though

this desu
dogs are great but I never want to live with one

jesus christ

yeah i'm staying a virgin

too fucking risky

if my parents ever ask i'll be honest

they always run a way anyway

then i just look mentally handicapped chasing random cat down the street

shop at carrefour

Just mugged off some lad on eBay. Got his paypal money through 6 days ago, withdrew it from my account and not even sent his item lmao.

why do the janicucks delete on-topic threads?

why waste it on some shitty bane gimmick

send the seller a passive aggressive message asking why it's taking so long to send shit

think I'm getting too arrogant to be bearable

always a tad moody as well, might be benjamin buttoning back to being a teenager

wonder if my virginity will grow back

what was the item?

Giz my item

starting a vocaroo career lads

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>Liking caralad

One of the most obnoxious posters on this site. He tries to act normie and cool, but we know he spends 12+ hours a day on fucking Sup Forums posting his waifu hahahahhaha

sad cunt

My other cats :3

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>ebay
Is this 2006? jesus

We're all in here

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Christ sake

>you are not very good at this

what a nightmarish thing to say

Here we all are now... all the lads

I'm not going to put Bane unless someone else tells me to put something