WOULD YOU RATHER

WOULD YOU RATHER
>live your life as you are now
>or suck one dick for 15 minutes a day, and you get 150k a year doing it

so the true question is, is whether or not you are making more money than that or just under it were it is not worth it....or you are gay, not that there is anything wrong with that

Suck a dick. Fuck, 10k would even be more than enough. It's just a dick.

Depends on the dick.

Idk I think sucking dick is better than having to work

5 Negro can bukkake on my ass and shit after that on me too, for 20k soo he'll yeH

That's 20k less than what I make now. Granted I guess I wouldn't have to work 70 hour weeks. Idk

Does the 150k count as taxable income? I could maximize my 401k from my W2 job and any other tax shelters available, then probably pump the rest of that into real estate.

I suck dick anyways.

Hell, I've dine it for fun and for free. So fuck yes, I'd do it for that much money.

You just keep working both, that's 150k annual for under 2 hours of work a week.

Additional questions: You don't have to make them cum every time right? If they do cum in under 15 minutes what do you do?

Swallow like a good little fuk boi.

Only if I got a mouthful of cum every day

40 hour weeks for 60k a year or 15 minutes a day for 150k a year? Shit nigger I'm in

What if the guy doesn't last 15 minutes?

No income tax but you get health care too

i'm not gay but five dollars is five dollars

do i have to swallow?

Suck that dick.

Get paid to suck dick? I've been doing that for free for my boyfriend...I'll take it

If you choose to not suck dick in this situation, you're literally retarded.

That's 411$ per blow.


Fuck yeah i would

I hate my life and I can honestly say I would rather live how I'm living now than to put a mans fucking penis in my mouth

how is this even a question? its obvious what every degenerate faggot trap head fuccboi on here would do theres literally no need to ask. literally i can't even

id suck dick for free

most of us suck dick for free jus saiyan

I'm not a faggot, but can I suck more cock?

150,000 ain't enough for that shit

Don't have to

Already a multimillionaire by birth. Not sucking no pleb's dick.

gimme money

if guaranteed no diseases then cock every time

Suck dick easy. Minimum wage vs. six figures to be gay for 15 minutes. I'll take it.

Why not 150k per dick?

How much u want and wut for?

Would you rather vote Drumpf or eat a dudes asshole.

Hell I'd do it for free

The dick

>make america great again or be a huge faggot
I already get to make that decision in november

If I suck even multiple dicks for 1 hour and 45 mins in a day do I get the rest of the week off?

Is it a feminine penis?

why isnt that animooted?

Would you rather vote Hillary, or die because a racist bigot fat orange raper has the nuclear codes?

>This isnt metaphorical

suck the dick

no shit, or else it's be gay as fuck!

for 12k a month id give it a shot.

look Hillary, I don't know where you got all these sick dubs from, but you're the one that wants war with Russia

It is a nice and clean dick?

what do we get in terms of vacation days?

Ill live my life
not putting a stinky ass cock in my mouth
ill find another way to get money

gimme like 20k for school

The dick. Definitely the dick and the 150k.

Drumpf has till november 8th to pay his taxes

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that's like six weeks of cock, dood

Im down then, hell I woulf do it for cheaper but 150k is nice too

if only it were that easy, man.

dick

Yea I would definitely do that.

>suck dick daily for 5 years
>enough money for rest of life

Sure, but I would take payment up front.

Is it:
>a disembodied dick
>some random cock
>person of my choice
>the same person every time

Is the cock:
>clean, physically
>free of STIs

Do I have to:
>make the person enjoy it
>make the person cum
>do shit like depthroat

Can I:
>compress the work time, so I don't have to do it every day
>work overtime for more cash at the same rate

Does "no homo" apply?

Oh, i'd suck that dick, and drink the cum

Can it be the same dick and be attached to a qt trap? If yes, then definitely.