In official games, Brazil have lost just ONE game with Nerman in the squad...

In official games, Brazil have lost just ONE game with Nerman in the squad. It was the game that he received la tarjeta roja in the end (Colombia 1 x 0 Brazil).

Can I conclude that Brazil is unstoppable with him? I mean, 7-1 certainly would be different if he were on the field.

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Brazil didn't play the qualifiers from 2010-2014, instead the team played a bunch of useless friendlies against garbage teams. Probably 80% of his caps are friendlies, that's how he's about to match Zico in goals scored for the NT.

OFFICIAL GAMES. Learn to read.

>7-1 certainly would be different
Maybe, but still something like 5-2

yes? The amount of official games played is pathetic. If he played the qualifiers last cycle certainly there would be a bunch more losses on his curriculum.

He's playing now. 7 games, 1 defeat.

I'd gladly give one of my arms for a 5-2

Wow 7 games what a big sample. If he played 7-1 he'd be 8-2

Reminder that Neymar is better than Messi

England won all 10 games in qualifying for Euro 2016. So what. Qualifiers don't mean anything

He played 3 copas americas and 1 Confederations.

That should've been 9-0

7 games in the qualifiers from 2018.

it might be 7-2 with him. maybe

In total should be around 50 games or more. It's a pretty amazing score, without a doubt.

71 games (total) and 41 goals.

>Implying he contributes defensively in any way
it would be 7-3
they might miss him in most competitive games but in 7-1 they missed Thiago Silva a whole lot more

I want to see Nerman rip the shit out of PSG in the CL again, that was a joy to watch.

> tfw no son to watch Barcelona with until after Messi retires

It would have been different, but Germany would have still rekt you, Brazilbro.Your defense wasn't able to withstand constant presing, which was the same reason why you had so much trouble against Chile even tho Brazil was greatly superior on paper.

>7-1

Nah, the match against you was totally different. Dunga isn't a coach in any sense. Now FINALLY we have Tite. Things have changed. Unfortunally, you don't have Sampoali anymore, which is a pity. Now the Dunga effect is on your side.

Maybe the midfield wouldn't lose the ball so easily.

I find it quite baffling that he's surpassing Zico, one of our greatest players (arguably our greatest player without a WC title). Has the international football level dropped as a whole in NT level?

what happens at 10000% Jesus?

>"you dont have Sampaoli anymore"
>Chile just won another cup without him

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I would prefer if we could play without him

I'm predicting the future, not the past.

He turns into a Super Saiyan.

>comparing euros qually to SA

AHAHAHAHA

NEY?!

Brazil win the World Cup

2018 WC

>predicting the past

Awesome

Well, he's a soap opera who forget to play football with Colombia, so you're right.

same as with Messi/Argentina and Suarez/Uruguay
What a bunch of faggots we all have become

>omg he broke Neymar's back
>lose 7-1
>"I'm ok guys :^)"

Suarez won you a Copa America

yeah well Francescoli won three Copa Americas in 12 years

Did he reach a WC semi final

Don't compare el Enzo with Suarez. Just don't.

Francescoli is that high above Suarez?

Most of the goals come from the defense losing the ball in crucial areas because there was nobody there to tell Luiz what to do

Neymar is found dead after trying suck your own cock
youtube.com/watch?v=WpJX8y2iUJg

His kid already is naturally blonde.

>only 12/47 goals not in friendlies

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Just wanted to say this video is not funny and you should stop posting this in every neymar thread. Have a good day.

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Rapture

I warned.

This, great english my favela friend

Thanks. I learned from you mom.

I would prefer if we could play without him though

I hope Jesus to be gaining xp for 2018, 'cause he's shit now

>this was the best year to try to keep Brazil out of the World Cup

To CONMEBOL other than Brazil, what the hell are you people doing?

Who's gonna be the one who breaks Neymar's back next wC?