Rekt and weird shit or whatever

rekt and weird shit or whatever
all askers of stories will be nerve gassed

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Story?

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gtfo

nerve gas

...what

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Did he died?

brilliant. i wouldn't have thought to do that, but i'll keep it in mind

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niggers gona nig

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>using woman as cover
classic

>assuming genders

>Grenade hits bullet shield
>"Oh fuck lol better kick i-"

Would've just been minor injuries if he kept the shield up and just took it. He even fucked over the guys next to him because he pushed their shields.

i meant dropping the cash as a distraction.

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Kekekekek

did they spray him with nerve gas?

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Who you callin' pinhead?

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nice nervegas quints

This makes me feel so good.

The quints

360 Flip x 3

C O M B O

Most fucked up quints ive ever seen

Niggers gonna nig

youtu.be/rQvnO5-0ezw

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gotta admire how casually he uses her as a human sheild.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around what I'm seeing here.... looks like:

>Nigger: Hey, You listenin' to me? I said gimme all yo' shit
>Azn: Oh fuck, is that a gun? ok ok ok... *drops things* *walks around girl*
>Azn: Fuck you nigger! *bang, bang, bang*

OR

>Nigger: Excuse me sir, could you-
>Azn: OMG ARE YOU BLACK? JUST TAKE MY STUFF! PLZ DON'T HURT ME PLOX *drops things* *walks around girl*
>Nigger: Sir, you dropped-- *bang, bang, bang*

MY SIDES!!

Fucking fake XD take your newfag ass back to tumblr

>what are you looking at, smoothskin

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Neeto! More people thinking this shit is real!

Implying that skinny faggot can produce enough force with the fake knife to achieve such effects

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They didnt know it was a grenade until the last second

>people throwing rocks all day
>and the one time it isnt a rock its a fucking grenade

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i wonder if that guy lived after he climbed out

two niggers have only half a shirt between them, one's nearly murdered over a hat....

the fucking push ups though

He saw it was a nade, why would he kick a rock away? There were plenty of rocks around to kick away, he saw and acknowledged it was a nade.

Stupid nigga

Wut happen? I am asker of story

Look at the double take. He thinks it's a suspiciously round rock at first, then realizes it' a grenade.

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oh to be 12 again, must be great

if i remember correctly, i think it was black friday shopping.

WHY

>OR
because having your gun out and taking off some faggots earbuds/belongings, is totally innocent?

what was in that flask? gasoline?

no....bad....bad...get teh fug out...

eff off

Story?

It does look like a gun in his right hand... still, weird approach is weird--what's tucked under his left arm? why does he rob this particular guy in such a crowded place?

A suspiciously round rock? Dude he fucking see's thats its a nade and in a poor case of judgment attempts to kick it away thinking he has enough time left.

most likely.

What was the object of this game?

could be wrong, last time i saw this i read that the dude was an undercover cop, and the guy was from a local gang, gang member took revenge after cop jailed one of his buddies

He looks at it once, does nothing, looks again, then asks his buddies to back off while he kicks it. I don't think he fully comprehended what he was looking at the first time.

wrong. he wanted to play hero and it cost him and his buddies their lives

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he robbed the guy their because it's in front of a bank of ATM machines. the guy had just made a withdrawal. you can see the man pointing a gun at the intended victim as he approached.

Hes only mildly disturbed by that

god dammit, why did that actually made me sad...

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made me laugh, fat bitch deserves it if she starts charging a guy like that

Witness!!

roll

reroll

he mighta gotten out alive after gunning the guy down but he slowed up to steal the sunglasses off the rack, the guy on floor had time to draw weapon

Story?

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You win!

>"wahhh your filming me and infringing my rights"
>"im gonna walk towards you threateningly and threaten to cause you harm"
>"oh no someone pushed me down"
probably a hillary supporter

sunglasses? really? all of that for sunglasses?

seems sketch as fuck

My new hero

>that one guy dancing his way to safety

wut idiot is that because after making an atm withdrawal you stand in line for the atm

He's using her to break line of sight and draw his weapon you nigger. I bet you'd just pull your gun right in front of him and let him blow your brains out.

Bunch of fucking niggers and retards on this site, kill yourselves.

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well he apparently was. note the two fistfuls of cash he puts on the ground.

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>neckbeard replies tactically, safely from his room about a panic situation where the reaction time was 0.2 seconds

I know, she definitely deserved it, it just makes me sad knowing she's so fat and probably hates herself, and that entire event probably made her cry herself to sleep / want to kill herself / eat some more food while crying which is just a depressing af scene in my head

I empathize way too much / to the extreme lol

But everyone on the internet is a superhero and would have done exactly right, user!