Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine...

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

I got hard for sure during that scene.

She had a body double for this, arnold wasn't tortured, don't worry friend

Me too. First non-porn video I fapped to.

10/10 would read again. so bad I cant write nowhere near this good because i am an easter european nigger but I can speak a language perfect that no one wants to hear.

Hmmm....I think mine might have been the tit scene in Starship Troopers but I don't remember for sure.

>implying op is not a faggot
>implying op could get pussy in real life
>implying op isn't choking on a huge black cock right now

Bravo my friend. That is an epic read lmao

Points for creativity

I crack one off to this when I was a nipper.

Have you not seen any of the trivia on this movie? They post it everywhere that she didn't want to use a body double for her scenes, even the helicopter one. The fall in the dancing scene was an accident too.

Okay. Oficially fuck Sup Forums. Dick rate and bbc cuck fantasy threads are generating thousands of comments and once in a while when we get a lil spark of originality, creativity the thread is empty.
This is what have Sup Forums became. Full of closet homos, hivemind circlejerk. When was the last time when a new meme have born here? Thats right...

Here is a once in a million thread rare pepe picture OP. You earned it.

This is my resignation. My last word on 4chin. Even 9gag is better than this festival of dicks.

butterrrrrrfaceeeeeeeee

simply poetic

I approve.
>pic is me on halloween loll kek >D

I never thought about it like that before. Damn man, actors really work hard

wow OP how much of your dad's cum did you swallow this morning?

>m'nigger

they were some exceptional titties

imagine if it had been denise richards

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The amount of newfaggotry in this thread

i told you not to ruin it for me faggot

kek me newfag? I think I just trolled you hard you fucking faggot.

Lol i think this everytime i ve ever watched this scene why wouldnt they cast a pretty yet plain actress for this role she most certainly a cock dangling between her legs

It's an amusing post but it's pasta.

Everything over 3 lines in this thread is pasta.