Hey Sup Forums, on a date right now
How can I destroy this date in 1 line?
Hey Sup Forums, on a date right now
Ian Powell
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Noah Garcia
"My mom called, i have to go home."
Charles Lee
do you like memes
Blake Robinson
Do you know Sup Forums?
Jose Wilson
"Don't you drink your rohypnol honey ?"
Landon Sanchez
"Hi, I'm op"
Christian Walker
heh heh so you read the god delusion
Dylan Miller
Got a sister I can fuck ?
Jeremiah Torres
"One time I paid a homeless man to poop on my chest."
Colton Rivera
"So... this friend of yours. Does she have a boyfriend?"
Nathan Murphy
...
Jeremiah Gonzalez
no but what im saying is niggers have smaller brains
Juan Bailey
faggot
Luis Thomas
Faggot
Carson Hill
faggot
Benjamin Fisher
faggot
Isaac Wright
wip out this video on your phone
youtube.com
Isaiah Perry
faggot
Jackson Lewis
are you a normie?
Jayden Russell
"I am sorry, you are just not my type."
This is the direct way to kill a date. A date serves a social function. If you say this, you kill the purpose of it.
Thomas Thomas
What makes you qualified to star in child porn?
Thomas Wood
"That little mustache you have is lovely"
Nathaniel Sanchez
"Why do you have to be such a fucking cunt?"
Oliver Jackson
Just be yourself.
Landon Rivera
Tfw you know the girl in op pic
John Clark
win
Carter Jones
Faggot
Isaac Barnes
Look anal is a deal breaker for me and I like getting rimmed after I drop a load in a girls ass so....yeah
Jack Moore
Definitely not her faggot
Camden Walker
top kek
Evan Bennett
"You don't know what your friend looks like"
More like fuck up, here she is wearing the same outfit
Easton Gonzalez
I'm a scientologist.
Jonathan Watson
Faggot
Kayden Evans
Faggot
Asher Davis
Stop thinking in retarded terms like one liners. It's not a mass effect dialogue, it's a date.
Mirror her, smile plenty but not to a creepy degree, and be assertive but not a dick. It's pretty simple really unless you look like shit or you're a fat cunt.
Asher Ross
To be honest, i am a great fan of a deep and intellectual show named My Little Pony
John Williams
faggot
Cameron Phillips
Heterosexual and all round decent guy.
Jose White
> your dad tasted better than this [whatever you're eating]
Benjamin Fisher
"Why are you so fat ?"
Xavier Flores
im only dating you so i can fuck your best friend
Andrew Bennett
W... whh.. w w where is your chaperone?
Landon Lopez
“are you into farts?“
Elijah Stewart
"To be honest you killed my boner when you just walked in"
Liam Sullivan
Faggot
Kevin Wilson
you should post more of your friend already. she makes my dick hard.
Jose Brown
TITS OR GTFO!
Joseph Lopez
I like your shoes, where did you buy them?
Jayden Hernandez
"I want to waer you like a het right fucking now bitch!"
Tyler Murphy
"""I'm voting for Hillary"""
Eli Perez
"would you mind putting a shoe on your head so I can impress random people on the internet?"
Wyatt Phillips
Just say "I'm so sorry... I just can't do this. I'm gay. I thought maybe I could convince myself that I would be into you, but i'm not. It's not you, it's me. Here's some cab money to get home... I'm just gonna walk..."
Landon Rogers
"suck my dick please"
Wyatt Lewis
Stand up. Say "shit I left the beans on!"
And walk away.
Jaxson Perez
"My mother will be along soon, she so excited to meet you"
Matthew Johnson
>same outfit
>durr must be her i tell you guise
pics, faggotlord
Nicholas Gray
just be yourself
Isaiah Russell
"Do you fuck children too?"
Tyler Mitchell
I hate children, i never want to have them.
Rant how they are snotty, ugly sacks of skin, that do not contribute to society.
If the girl is REALLY marriage material. She will dump you fast. Cause if she believes you. She knows she has no future with you.
That simple.
Jaxon Ross
Underrated post. Fucking top zoz mate