My brother is in coma after an overdose of cocaine, what should I say to him before he dies?

My brother is in coma after an overdose of cocaine, what should I say to him before he dies?

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goodnight sweet prince.

Tweezers....

i fucked your mom last night

"cocains a hell of a drug"
>pound it

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And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as she spread

Bruh wake up! Someone's got his fingers on your 8-ball.

You lie, everyone knows you cant od on cocaine. He mustve been doing something more serious like marijuana.

My name jeff

lick his face. slowly

Should have shared nigger

have you played him his favorite musics on his ipod?

go through his entire music catalog. maybe something that might elicit good memories and such. This is proven to help long term comatose people. Even if there's only a tiny part of him left he will appreciate the gesture.

>This is proven to help long term comatose people.
I do research with comatose, vegetative, and minimally conscious patients. I'd just like to point out that this is nonsense.

OP, is your brother breathing on his own? What kind of brain trauma has he sustained? What's the prognosis?

Tell him how much he owes you for the coke, then say if you don't get it you'll kill his family!

Porquê está postando o Pirula todo dia seu viadão?

He's not breathing on his own. We're all afraid that if this keeps up, he'll end up non responsive to the point of voting for Hillary.

I always told you to blow your nose.

Pull the plug

>In a coma
>Thinking he can hear you

Holy shit your brother is Kenny Powers?

No, he is Weird Al Yankovic

See ya'. Wouldn't wanna be ya'. Fag!

Sorry bro. I let you down. I should have known you were going to OD. I mean your unibrow looks like a line of cocaine.

OP here.

Afraid he died. It turned out to be terminal ass cancer.

His last words were "OP is a fag" before he vomited up blood and yelled "Allaha Akhbar" and died.

You say what ever will give you some closure or help you accept his passing a little better when you look back on it.
Last words are for the living, the dead have no use of them.

I fell into a coma for two months. We never found out why. Anything you say to him while he's in the comma, he will hear. My brother came every day and read ridiculous stories from the weekly world news. And when the ret of my family came, I knew they were there (mostly because I have a really loud family) They said I should have died. I credit my family visiting and talking to me for pulling me out of the coma

I KNEW I'd seen your brother before somewhere. Also, I knew that guy had to be a faggot.

Should I pluck your brow before you hit the lights?

>Allahu Akbar
You forgot to mention he went out in an explosion of diarrhea

There's a dog trapped inside your guitar

You mean assplosion

When you brother is a brazilian paleontologist and youtuber

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Since when Pirula is in Coma? sahsuahsuahsuahs

I'll catch that dragon for you brother

Puff, the magic dragon?

Sprinkle cocaine on him and watch him rise again

Or snort it off him in front of your family. It might not necessarily be something to remember him by, but it'll definitively be something you're reminded of.

maybe you should contact his best friend Nando Moura. I know he'll pray for his soul.
Mya he RIP in piece.

please don't fuck with the angel dust

His best friend is Maestro Boquete

he cant hear you, stupid fuck

"go back to drug school pussy"

Don't worry brother we're going to make America great again

Say " it's the way she goes"

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Omelette du fromage

say "im the one who poisoned your coke" if that dont wake him up nothing will. except maybe some coke

Misfits kek

yall who do dope,coke,heroin,smoke blunts,bust car windows at 711s where the side streets are dark,after the bars close,are helping to thin the herd,congrats, yer bro will meet the creator,go over what he did wrong,if he was a decent human being aside for his self damage,the boss will compel him to reside in the boss's coachhouse sweep it out,& get a water bowl with kibbles n bits for a few centuries

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I don't have a brother

just say i love you bro and cum on his face

GG, 2ez, Newb

I'm using your laptop to download cp. The fbi can't arrest a dead guy

Cocanium

>Heart, I just died in your arms tonight

>Must have been something I said

>But if you try to go alone,

>Don't think I'll understand;

>Stay with me... stay with me.

tell him
"you should have done pepsi"

Well you only need the light when it's burning low
Only miss the sun when it starts to snow
Only know you love her when you let her go
Only know you've been high when you're feeling low
Only hate the road when you're missing home
Only know you love her when you let her go
And you let her go
Staring at the bottom of your glass
Hoping one day you'll make a dream last
But dreams come slow and they go so fast
You see her when you close your eyes
Maybe one day you'll understand why
Everything you touch surely dies
But you only need the light when it's burning low
Only miss the sun when it starts to snow
Only know you love her when you let her go
Only know you've been high when you're feeling low
Only hate the road when you're missing home
Only know…

Obviously draw a benis on his face

Play youtu.be/Dtfb--ftGKI for him

Don't use cocaine.

I love kick it old school

Kys and make him proud fag

Most underrated post on Sup Forums right now.

Do a barrel roll.