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THE WAR WAS LOST

First for Jonsa and thicc Sansa

first for syrio is still jaqen

>Stannis' gonna burn his daughter in the books as well
Stop this meme. D&D said this for damage control. Shireen and Stannis are not even near each other. Melisandre will sacrifice Shireen to revive Jon

5th for boipucci

I WANT CUMMY
IN MUMMYS
BUMMY

hey boys

First for my favorite cub on Bear Island.

>Sansa survives walking neck deep through a freezing river
>Arya survives getting stabbed multiple times in the gut and swimming through a sewer
10/10 writing

THE TREATY SIGNED

this is honestly sick as fuck

end this meme. confess your sins. change your life.

can't wait to see ramsay flay her

doin gods work

Do the Targs follow the old gods, or the new?

Press F to pay respects.

Sansa gets blacked in this episode

He will teleport to Castle Black, abduct a screaming Shireen, and burn her alive before the Battle of Ice. This causes the northern houses and his own army to turn against him, sealing his fate.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING

They follow the Seven

Please don't say such things about my little cub.

the new

First for Snowdown > Bastardbowl

HE WAS NOT KUCKED

>Season 6 Episode 9
>Jon and his combined forces of Stark loyalists and Wildlings are overwhelmed by Bolton-Karstark-Umber alliance
>Jon's army is mercilessly slaughtered by Ramsay's phalanx tactic
>All hope seems lost
>Suddenly, a light appears from horizon
>It's the vengeful wraith of Stannis, riding a flaming stag
>Behind him are the wraiths of his soldiers, still loyal even after death and burning with the desire for vengeance
>"FORM RANK YOU DOGS"
>Stannis and his Army of the Dead charges toward Winterfell
>The ghost cavalry overwhelms Bolton forces defending Winterfell
>Bolton forces are mercilessly slaughtered while others panic and flee
>Ramsay is confronted by the Wraith King
>"So you Boltons say naked man has few secrets but flayed man has none... How many secrets does a burned man have?"
>Stannis snaps finger
>Ramsay is roasted alive in most painful way possible while he screams agonizingly for 3 hours straight.
>Jon kneels and shows gratitude
>Stannis nods
>Fulfilling their duty and at last, Stannis and his ghost army finally depart from the world of the living

So what exactly started this "strong women" horseshit that plagues almost all TV shows and movies today?

STANNIS IS ALIVE IN THE SHOW DAMMIT

>Promise me, Ned-senpai.

they were converted to the new gods at some point, i don't remember what they followed before that happened

they were worshipping the valyrian gods but aegon the conqueror said "lemme get sum nice sept here"

god, you say? bran is god

There is no teleporting in the books and he is snowed in at a village. Please read the books before responding.

Reminder the BastardBowl episode will be fantastic.

I'm going to love it.

You're going to love it.

It will get rave reviews

It will do record ratings

It will win multiple Emmy awards

It will be fondly remembered and talked about for years to come.

Naturally you KNOW the whining virgin nitpicking cunts (aka the Beta Brigade) will find nonsensical stuff to cry about.

However these dozen insignificant autists who pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate attempt to be different are to be laughed at, never listened to.

Feels good. Feels so very good!

definitely a twink

Who /stannis/ here?

stop spamming you fucking cunt

it will most likely be complete shit

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>read the books

It's a TV board you dumb cunt. Book whining not welcome here.

>ayyy promise me, papi

Put on a tripcode so I can filter you fag

Also
>Record ratings
Against game 7 of the NBA finals, yeah not happening kiddo.

cuck

Fuck, just watched tonight's episode.

Sup Forums will explode, I promise.

GOT MYSELF A BUN

kek, has anybody else seen these

1/3

>Stannis defeated by 20 men
Girl powerXDDDD

Who /Highgarden/ here?

Say it with me

ONE

TRUE

KING

okay, pal

stop whining

>yfw sansa dies tonight

Hey reddit! Just incase you missed out on the meaning of our new favourite word.

:^)

HERE! STANNERMEN GATHER!

why does every stannis greentext story have him shouting form ranks

...

I'd be satisfied with this

Only about a million times. Fuck off.

assuming docmantistobogan isn't lying, how the fuck do sansa and LF end up arriving together?

all the promo pics and trailers just show her with jon.

If anything Sansa is the one to kill Ramsay because REVENGE AND GIRLS ARE JUST AS STRONG AS BOYS

stannis will show up out of nowhere with lightbringer in hand and kill both the treacherous bastards

Because it's funny

Bend those knees boys.

But they were good men.

re: 2/3

If you don't like the show don't watch it. Simple!

Why are you such bitter whining cunts?

...

>wake up
>realize there's a new GoT episode today

She actually wants to put him on trial and so he will die next season.
Its habbening

youtube.com/watch?v=Pis3veqKl8k

at 0:52

I want him to die violently. Killing men by the dozen. Saving a member of House Stark.

This is the only way to redemption.

3/3

>I lose all interest in writing it
How prophetic

(You)

The light blocks too much of it. Won't read/10.
God if we get more of the Cub of Bear Island I'll be so fucking excited for next season.

hbo shills can fuck off

the only reason to watch the show at this point is to witness the massive train wreck

>I'm guessing the shot has been taken out of context a little for the trailer and that she's actually sat on her horse beside LF before the Vale rides in.

MAMA ALWAYS SAID YOU'D BE

do you think he likes bear daddies?

I want him to kill Dany by pretending to be an unsullied.

>deadly rivalry between Tyrion and Jon Snow
WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

How badly are the hacks going to try to rip this off tonight?

>it's another "all is lost until a cavalry charge arrives at the last second." episode

>3 hours

I chuckled

So the Lich King and his boys will crash party in Winterfell with no survivors?

>Vale knights come riding in
>Slaughter soldiers on both sides
>Littlefinger claims Winterfell/the North for himself

CHOSEN WUN

dt

can someone explain to me why even the dornish retards were able to come up with the idea of a wheelchair for their not-even-really-all-that-crippled-Lord yet nobody in winterfell ever thought of it for Bran?

THE CHOSEN ONE

No. The season will end with the Others/wights massed at the wall.

So you hate the show but every week waste an hour of life watching it and every day waste ten hours on here whining.

Good for you!

are the giants literally extinct since wun seems to be the only one left

Episode begins in 12 hours
Do you have a stream ready?

Doran still had to be carried up stairs by Areo, showfag

>The imp and the hunchback were meant to be together

>vale knights come in
>ignore the battle
>vale army chases down sansa and gang bangs her until she dies from exhaustion

This guy was the best new character this season.
Prove me wrong.

Arya literally being a Mary Sue character. Tumblr would have loved it even more than they already do.

the close streams pretty fast

Dorne is one flat city in the middle of a bunch of desert, while Bran has to go around hill and rocks, and up and down stairs.