If you could change the sound of your fart to any sound in the world, what would you choose?

If you could change the sound of your fart to any sound in the world, what would you choose?

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A B flat chord

The 1812 overture.

slidewhistle

air horn

id drop the bass

The Metal Gear Snake Eater theme song

"What a ... thrill.... with darkness, and silence... through the niggggght"

The sound of a firefight in Vietnam

Vaporwave

Soft applause

Gun shots

Le Petomane was a French entertainer who farted on stage.

From Wikipedia:


Some of the highlights of his stage act involved sound effects of cannon fire and thunderstorms, as well as playing "'O Sole Mio" and "La Marseillaise" on an ocarina through a rubber tube in his anus.[2] He could also blow out a candle from several yards away.[

The sound of an atomic bomb falling from the sky. Explosion right at the end of my open ass gas blast

AAHHHHH CALL 911!!!

Bohemian Rhapsody

Threads done. We have a winner

Ford model A horn

The Emergency Broadcast signals beeps

Haha that is a good one

My ass would have Tourettes. It would sound off multiple times a day with different noises and songs. I'll be a class ass act

the sound the dragon flute plays when the Green Ranger summoned the dragon zord

Lovers Theme by Herve Roy

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T-rex roar