/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Run the Jewels/ Sampha's 8.6 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 6
Nights since last BNM: 6

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace Al Jarreu
-The Grammys happened and still don't matter
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Xiu Xiu, Sun Kil Moon, and each & every poster here

Other urls found in this thread:

pitchfork.com/news/71605-sufjan-to-grammys-friendly-reminder-dont-be-racist/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

p4k is corrupt garbage. Move on.

Yup. Fuck (((pitchfork))) and all the crypto-corporate rock it covers.


These threads are a fucking embarrassment.

Pitchfork has its finger on the pulse of the future.

Pitchfork is as shitty now as Rolling Stone was in the 80s. Corporate controlled and colluded.

Why do people put up with their bullshit?

They probably make this dumb thread everyday themselves.

Pitchfork is fake indie. Sad.

>They probably make this dumb thread everyday themselves.
they def do

Pitchfork has musical authority and will NOT be questioned!

DRAIN THE FAKE INDIE SWAMP

Holy shit! It's Ryan Dombal! How does Kanye's penis taste? also saged.

FUCK Marcus J. Moore.

Little corporate shill yes man bitch boy.

Start calling out these fucking scabs by name.

...their names are in the original post. They always are, every night.

Top story on pitchfork right now:

pitchfork.com/news/71605-sufjan-to-grammys-friendly-reminder-dont-be-racist/


I smell George Soros. Fuck this trash website.

No, I mean start holding these little corrupt faggots accountable for the garbage they spew.

They're fucking frauds. It's not like you'll see them at any real show or anything. They're probably highly vetted Northwestern grads or something.

It really is fake news. The grammys are fucking scripted and fixed. And the (((people))) behind the Grammys are the same (((people)))) behind p4k. They're making a fake propaganda article protesting their own decision.

It's yellow journalism.

infowars shilling samefag

Infowars. Ha. Same bullshit. And the 'it's all one person thing' is pathetic.

It's definitely p4k posting these bogus hype threads

Remember when Pitchfork covered independent music? Why are they even covering the grammys? Just another corrupt co-opted entity posing as the indie it used to be.

>it's an 8.5 goy

confirmed newfriend.

These threads have been going on everynight for years and were started originally to shit on pitchfork and their reviews. Threads used to max out.

>And the (((people))) behind the Grammys are the same (((people)))) behind p4k. They're making a fake propaganda article protesting their own decision.
correct. It's absurd.

im sorry you guys really can't be serious
like, what shitty compressed jpeg that you found on pol convinced you everything was the fault of the fucking jews

I know. But p4k has gone full retard.

And I'm not sure I believe it anyway.

Someone here sure spends a lot of time and effort not really making fun of this fake ass website.

Yeah ok, the grammys are on the level. You can't be this stupid.

I'm 100% serious

>Adele
>Beyonce
>jay-z
>Gaga
>Grizzly Bear
>Chance
>Madonna
>Green Day
>Beck
>Father John Misty
>Flaming Lips
>Miley Cyrus
>Snoop Dogg
->Frank Ocean
>Arcade Fire
>Bruno Mars

et al.

are all artists (((they))) control.

>I'm not out of control, I'm just not in they control

Kanye flat out said it

Jesus. baka

Reminder: all of these faggots work for hip indie Conde Nast.

hahahahaha.......Pitchfork BTFO

Pitchfork is the truth.

I’m prepared to go on here, anytime, and repeat it and say Pitchfork is correct 100 percent.

p4k intern, plz go

it is a fact and you will not deny it

It's a shitty corrupt website that needs to be exposed and put down for good.

woah, this has been consistent for years now
nice work duuuudes

I'm going to start calling it 'Soroswave'.

>Soroswave

samefag

/p4k/ is actually good as hell, despite the terrible Sup Forums goons with nothing better to do.

jesus what the fuck is wrong with you guys

like you can't even accept that some people have views you disagree with? they have to be paid by (((((((((j e w s)))))))))? i disagree with a lot of shit on the internet, I'm not naive enough to assume that almost any of it is the result of fucking paid shills, go outside and talk to people, fuck.

>37 posts
>13 posters
I doubt it. Now it's going to be 14 posters because of me. This thread is hilarious though.