Superpower thread

Superpower thread.
Useless superpowers or pick one and others limit it.

The power to stay hydrated.

sometimes 1 second of super strength is all you need. a punch, a shove. a thrust ;)

I assume it would have some sort of cooldown, like a minute before you can use it again, but it's probably the most useful out of all of them.

no water can leave your body, your eyes would dry up and you would be blind, you wouldnt be able to sweat so on hot days you wold get even hotter, you wouldnt have saliva so swallowing food would be much harder and any water you drink would be inside of you for the rest of your life

The power to attract more people to my threads

PHOTOSHOP is my superpower

i already posses the abnormal armhair growth

You can only save in the .jpg image format.

.PSD is useless, it don't open in Windows

.psd would open in photoshop because it's a photoshop document, right?

How dark does it have to be for it to count as "invisibillty in the dark"?
Because if you can be invisible at night then it wouldnt be that useless tbh

thats a project file, not an image file, ya ding dong

I think around dusk would be dark enough. It would be based on light, so it wouldn't work under light that is brighter than a certain amount. You could sneak past cameras and stuff as long as there's not any bright lights in the way.

so .PSD is not an image file?

A PSD file stores an image with support for most imaging options available in Photoshop.

Wikipedia sucks

MY SUPPER POWER WOULD BE TO BECOME NIGGER FOREVER

CHEXK UM

You can never become a true gangster.

It stores all of the relevant photoshop information, layers and so on and can only be opened by the photoshop program.

Shit that's why my Windows 7 viewer can't open that fucking PSD files.

yea, funny that, it's as if all the superpowers listed are useless, crazy eh?

the power to seduce men.

The seduction lasts only for one day.

as a straight male i wish it would only last for 5 seconds

I cant tell if your retarded or just cant read properly

I think I have trash detection already because that is exactly what this thread is

Why did you post in it then?