ITT: You are being drafted into the skeleton war

ITT: You are being drafted into the skeleton war.
Roll for your rank in the skeleton army.

Singles: Private Bones
Dubs: Calcium Lieutenant
Trips: Bone Rattling Captain
Quads: Spooky Scary General

Rolling for lieutenant

roll

get general

roooooll

Rall

rolling

Rollerino

Rawling

Roll for general

Roll

Roll roll rolling

Rolling

All hail your spooky lieutenant

rolan

rollign

Rollieo

Rollololol

My life ban was removed and now i join the army

rolling

Obey me, faggos

rollin

Dee's bones be rattlin

skelemon reporting in!

Roll to lead my undead legion

so close

rawhide

rolling

Lets gooo

Rawling

Boo

dubs

Don't rattle me bones boy'os

rattling me bones

*Rattles in skeleton*

Rolling for General

Rolling to do my part.

Skulling

sp0oking

rel

probably a lousy private, but here goes nothing

Rollin

>No cigar smoking Colonel Skeller option
>Why even live?

please give me power

Captain get.

Quints kills all skellies

3 lieutenants, but we need a captain to lead the bone rattles.

Get in line niggers

rull

roll

Spooky

I AM NOW CAPTAIN BONES!

no you're not bonenigger private

No you aren't, Private.

roll

Rolling I suppose

Rolling for Quads

Ima join this spooky war, good luck to all combatants.

Rolling again for promotion.

Hello, Private.

I'm ready. Its my time

Nito Reporting in
I must lead my people

Quinta get. I'm your fucking commander. Feel my skeltal grip on your souls as we retake the world for skeleton kind!

hustle bones comin out muh moufth

Roll

Roll

Private bones calling in

Hello, Lieutenant. What are your orders, sir?

Rollin

2spoopy

Where do I belong, skeleton King?

Rolling for cap

am i spoopy enought?
rattle rattle

rolling for spooks

Rooooollllll

Get

check out these sick fucking digits

What are your current orders currently, Private?

Rollin Bitch

rollin

Check me out

guess imaaa CAPTAIN

rollin

ahoy!

rattle 'till I die

aye aye lieutenant

>have my own private army

this is the best day of my life. i love le spooky meemee

rolling for private

Roland

Hugh Morous reporting in!

singles get

Rattlin'

If quints can I be king skelllington?

rollin

roll

Big fat boner rolling out

Quads

rollllll

You wish