This is hilarious
ENGLAND LETTUCE WAR
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WE had this is in Finland too. Didn't really give flying fuck because i buy expensive finnish salad anyway.
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i don't fucking undestand this, we grew them, we eat them, end of story.
>england cant even grow lettuce
LMAO
> Lucy Stewart, 28, from Beckenham, South East London, seethed: “It’s sickening. The Spaniards should make sure more gets to us."
How will the Eternal Anglo ever recover?
I fucking noticed this yesterday, not a bag of salad left at my local Tesco, there's usually dozens of bags
>make them want our lettuce
>put poison on them
>give them lettuce
>exterminate anglos
>???
>world peace
>people fear monger corbyn
>may is the one that actually starts rationing instead
Oh my.
you wanted BREXIT?
take that brits!!!
What's with Spain and getting into war over food ?
I don't understand. Why are Spanish supermarkets doing this?
GIVE LETTUCE RIGHT THE FOOK NOW SPAIN, DON'T MAKE ME CALL THE QUEEN
the spanish will regret this
They put their country first. That's just basic logic in my book.
pls post this original video i lost it
Why in god's cock would you do that?
They're preparing themselves for the lettuce war.
>mfw just bought 4kg of lettuce
this is for gibraltar
Why what
>Not supporting finnish products and companies
Tapa itsesi rotta.
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i don't fucking understand it either
we have bad weather, there are less lettuce
we have to fill our own market first
foreigners get less lettuce
britain goes full mad because they think we're their colony or something and we must feed them first than ourselves
don't have it m80 sorry
you buy our lettuce, we buy your souls
It's so fucking bizzare.
I love it!
GAS THE SPICS LETTUCE WAR NOW
But the report is that the Spanish have much more than they need or even want.
Who the fuck is eating tasteless lettuce in the year 2017? There are far superior stuff out there.
Little
British
Lettuce
Big
Spanish
Produce
True, Iceberg is pretty shit, but i think all lettuces are effected
english hysteria, why would we want to lose money
>y-y-yeah I didn't even want t-that lettuce
>t-t-thanks mummy may
"Great" Britain everybody
i usually eat spinach instead, but then I haven't been food shopping for over a week any way.
actually a good post!
Bravo senior Leaf
Because they don't produce anything that doesn't grow out of the ground.
>But the report is that the Spanish have much more than they need or even want.
Why would private companies lose money on purpose?
A lot of EU countries are agreeing to lose money to protest Brexit
brexit more, just u wait until you leave customs union, your precious lettuce wont be duty free anymore
this is pretty much what is happening I think. During these months pretty much the only place in europe where some vegetables can be grown is in southern europe, but the iberian peninsula has been hit by unusually cold weather these months even for winter and this ruined many crops. Prices for some vegetables have gone trough the roof and I guess they are trying to supply first the local market.
And I agree, we should do the same with the electricity instead of be paying much more so we can sell it to France.
>the leaf defends the lettuce
hmm, i wonder why. no..it couldn't be, could it?
M8 the Spanish goverment doesn't control the production of lettuces and their exports.This is the job of private companies like Mercadona.There are fewer lettuces this year because there was snow
>you buy our lettuce, we buy your souls
nope, we buy OUR lettuce.
fucking genius idea
Espagne meilleur allié
How long until there's ads on billboards that read: ''We have a database of all cabbages. Offenders with more than 3 will pay.''
We export energy to France currently.It is a meme that we rely on them energetically.
a small portion of lettuce is all we needed. now we shall pry ALL your lettuce from your cold, dead, spaniard hands.
its funny how Sup Forums shills always make us those right wing movements are good and saving the west but reality is showing us the contrary; uk is having rations meanwhile germany the supposedly "cucked""""" country is thriving economically
that's what I said
mediterranean diet m7
we eat a lot of veggies, also, it's our production, we do whatever we want with it, if they care so much let them grow their own lettuce in gibraltar.
What are you, a woman? Girly little cunt eats lettuce lmao.
NO LETTUCE FOR YOU NIGEL!!!
you chose BREXIT, you get nothing now!!!!!
First toblerones, now this. How will brits ever recover?
In a year British "people" will be eating clay biscuits.
Is lettuce the single most useless vegetable?
>iceberg lettuce
I thought only yanks ate this shit ?
you have made your bed, spaniard.
now you will lie in it
you could've prevented this, you could've given us the succulent lettuce
I already support the farmers enough in the form of subsidies. Besides, growing vegetables this far north all year long is not only ridiculously inefficient but also way worse for the environment than importing them from warmer climates.
Yes. Sprouts are the true patrician's choice. Most vegetables are superior to lettuce though.
americans are the most useless vegetable.
>only the iceberg variety was in short supply
>storms in Spain devastate crops
Are you okay, Spain?
that's a retarded situation
>France gets a contract to sell electricity to Spain
>shitloads of nuclear reactors are stopped for maintenance
>suddenly, demand is peaking in France because winter
>not enough electricity is produced
>yet by contract electricity must go to Spain
>sends it to Spain
>Spain sells us back our own electricity
>????
>fug
You can't win
THE LETTUCE SPAIN, HAND OVER THE LETTUCE
>The shortage has led to a vegetable black market emerging with icebergs going for up to $80 a crate.
>The shortage has led to a vegetable black market emerging with icebergs going for up to $80 a crate.
>vegetable black market emerging with icebergs going for up to $80 a crate.
>VEGETABLE
>BLACK
>MARKET
when you finally get here I'll have eaten all the lettuce, ALL THE LETTUCE!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SPAIN
THE LETTUCE
Friendship with Spain ENDED
Now Israel is my BEST friend
>panic buying lettuce
Would love to see what British people would do in the event of a natural disaster
SPEN
GIB LUTTUCE
GREBRITTIN HUNGEY
>Would love to see what British people would do in the event of a natural disaster
>work in the Supermarket called Sainsburys
>We have no lettuce at the moment
>customers are getting really fucking irate and blaming me
>today a really fat woman came and told me she NEEDS lettuce for the chicken burgers she is making tonight
>tells me that if she doesn't have lettuce her sons arteries will get clogged because the water in the lettuce acts as bleach
>try to explain alternatives
>tell her Kale is in season, grown locally, and more nutritious
>she fucking screams at me
>tells me that Kale is short for Calories (pronounced Kaleries)
>throws a basket of sweet potato on the floor
>storms off
>tries to punch an old man on the way out 'for voting Brexit'
Its fucking chaos. We had a team meeting last week where our store manager advised us to be very sensitive when dealing with customers wanting lettuce - we are banned from using the word 'ice', even if we work in the frozen section, and I had to take my green socks and work in shoes with no socks because lettuce is green
fuck spai
Why would anyone eat lettuce in the first place? It has no taste and no nutritional value.
If you like lettuce for some obscure reason you might as well start eating grass.
>tells me that Kale is short for Calories (pronounced Kaleries)
>tries to punch an old man on the way out 'for voting Brexit'
duun't inderrupt meeh while I'm eading Nigel!!!!
GIVE US
THE
LETTUCE SPAIN
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT
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̴̼̳̪̾̄ͣ̉ͫ͐̒͌͗̉ͭ̀͟͞͞Ę̢͔̩̣̫̞͉͉͍ͭ̎̇́͝ͅ
̣̼͚͓̤̮̩̲̹̙͉̝̲̘̝̲̹ͨ̑͑ͦ̕ͅT̛̟̱̪̹̘̼̰̗͍̜̝̊͌͆̐ͨ͌͗̋ͬ͌ͤͭ́͢
̸̪̭̠͉̥̽̃̉ͬͤ́̔̓ͤ̈ͬͧ̏͆̈͊͘͢T͎̣̝͕̹̫ͦͤͦ̌̀̚̕͢
̸̵̸̵̫͖͓̲̮̙̟͉̠̘̘̳̭̼̻̻̟̽ͬͪ͆͐ͭͦ̀̚Ṵ̡̨̭̫͇͙͔̈́͛̍̌͑̏̇̄̏ͬ͋͝
̵̮͔̬̥͖͎̤̟̟͕̟͇̣͋ͮ̎̈́̃̓̓͗͠ͅC̛̝̼̲͔ͧ͗ͩ̈́̽ͧ̊͌ͭ̂͊͗ͩ̆̋͂̂̓̀
̵̢̻̠̯͚̹̪̜͇̅̇̈́ͮ̈ͯͨ̉̿͑ͩ͌̈͌ͦͣ̑̕̕͟E̶̮̠̰̖̣̣̤̻̹̣̬̜̎͛̈́ͦ͌͋ͦͯͤ̂͟͠
Who gives a shit? I havent eaten a single fruit or vegetable except beans or potatoes for 7 years, I'm doing just fine.
Man up cUcKs
51st state when?
n'glan, sthap
STHAP
Tip top kek
Fuck off.
The leaf will never bend.
5̵̢̧̯̥͚̳̰̠̱̣̟ͦ̋͋̆͒ͤ̇ͬ̋̀ͅͅ5̡̛̹͚͚͙̜̲̦̲͚̔̊́ͮ͑̒̌́̊̿ͩ̏̄ͤ̾ͤ̅̍̕ͅ ̴̵̛̦̩͙̮͔͉͎̫ͬ̾̍ͨ̇ͬ̍ͬ̽͐̉̓̀D̷̨̨̨̫̫̭̳̦̤̮̬͙̳̱̼̜͙͚͈̜ͩͪ̽̃̑ͭ̏̌̂̋ͨ͗̊ ̨̞̖̝͇̼̟̖̥͚̍͌̅̍ͧ̒ͦ̿ͅÃ͓̞͕̼͓̪̲̦͇͍̞͔̪̎̓ͪ͜͡ ̨̧̜͇̭͎͔͎͖͉̓̍̈́͒ͭͮ͆͂͂ͨ̽̓̓̂ͣ͋̉̅Y̶̜̭̜̥̙̱͉̯̮͈͉͓̲̙̰̥̐͆͆͊ͫ͗ͣ̅ͭͯ͝ͅͅ ̩͍͓͖̮̘̤͉̣̈̈ͦͧͪ̅͗ͭ͊͑̅̇ͯ̽ͧ̕ͅS̶͍̗̬̖̯̽ͦ͑̍ͬ̒̐ͤͫ̕͜
Make them suffer spain
>eating with mom
>I tell her I don't want to eat the lettuce
>"there are brits who don't have any lettuce to eat"
>feel bad for them and eat the lettuce
>>tell her Kale is in season, grown locally, and more nutritious
>>she fucking screams at me
>>tells me that Kale is short for Calories (pronounced Kaleries)
>>throws a basket of sweet potato on the floor
>>storms off
>>tries to punch an old man on the way out 'for voting Brexit'
this isn't even my final form
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Is this the end of British food culture?!?!
>eating iceburg
You know it has shit nutritional value, right? Romaine is for people who actually want nutrition.
well people, see you tomorrow, will finish my lettuce and go to sleep.
this is so fucking weird
Why are people so desperate for lettuce specifically? Weather was shit in Spain/Italy, so it's expensive/limited. Just buy something else instead? There's literally every vegetable but lettuce and courgettes or something.
>t. tony the tory damage controller
Immigrant detected
If you don't understand the importance of lettuce to the British way of life, then you clearly don't belong here.
How is it the tories fault that it was cold the other side of the continent?
Kale or cabbage are the true white british leaves.