VIRGIN THREAD

VIRGIN THREAD
1. your age
2. why are you still one

42
Gave up on girls at least 15 years ago after too many rejections.

20
Scared

25
nervous about seeing an escort

72 years young and beause JESUS, that's why!

Fear is all that holds you back, fear is only powered by you. Also there are 7billion people in the world and 51% are female. Also there is a large number of chicks in Turkey who'd fuck any American just to get states side. My suggestiom, go to Turkey and find yourslef a refugee of your choosing, pork her and bring her home.

22
i think i have a small dick, but its a little below average (~14cm), other than that im nervous around people in general until i get to know them, which takes too much time.
>ill probably be alone forever, because i don't i can stand other people for prolonged times

18
am retard

Because heir vaginas are only 1 inch away from their smell bumholes and that's gross

41, hooker said no

28
Waiting for marriage

28
too late, pursuing wizardry

20 because I'm a fuckin pussy

Shit beat me to it nigger
Im 19

27

Idk. Always wanted to lose it, but a combination of fear of rejection and committing to a relationship stops me.

haha I've seen that before

1. Early twenties.
2. Sex may interest me, but it is not worth the risks or the effort.

>there is a large number of chicks outside the USA who'd fuck any American just to get states side.
^FTFY

>bring her home
So she can divorce you later, right?

21.
Asexual

>1. your age
>2. why are you still one

If you are still one, you are not old enough to post on Sup Forums.

23, I swiped right on tinder until there were no women left and only a obese single mom matched with me which later turned out to be by accident.

28 and i dont know a single girl. I dont have friends only some people i know but they are all males.
Slovakia is shit

>23
>Want another virgin
>Not willing to settle for sloppy seconds

Also
>Socially Retarded
Guess ill just never have sex, whatever, fuck you humanity.

18, I'm about as socially gifted as a moth

If your dick curves left, set girl on to the bed on her side. Keep her left leg straight, bend right leg up towards stomach so you see her pussy. Insert penis and start plowing. This position makes you hit the deeper parts and feel a little thicker than usual. If you're curved to right, mirror this.

First, stop your redditor faggotry and calm down; you knew what it meant. Second, the objective is to lose ones virginity not to have a relationship, and how about if one goes over to Turkey, lie to a bitch and leave her in the dust?

18, waiting for marraige because I'm a Christian

>24
>Social retard and inept
>Too much of an asshole

>Slovakia is shit
did it ever occour to you that you might be shit?

Found the snow nigger

Cause ur black A lot of escorts say no black men even though they pay them

How many niggers are there? Are British the tea niggers? Americans the burger nigger? The french the surrender nigger? Italy the pasta nigger?

18 ;)
idk I'm not that ugly I just guess I havent had the balls to yet, also chicks in my class fugly

This is either bait but if it isn't i pity you sir

man i dont understand what you mean,but you know,i am not gypsy

You're just a nigger nigger

Goddammit I'd almost kill for 17 y/o pussy. Fuck and forget, brah

Ach můj slovanský brat, to mi je líto!

19
idk, i never even tried to get laid. kissless, handless, actually, havent even talked to a girl in my whole life (besides small talks)

You go you pay the money. Fuck and gtfo. Ive never seen an escort reject someone. Probably has happened before. But don't give them a reason to do so. Clean yourself clean your asshole and dick. Be respectable she is still a person

24

Going for the wizard high score so i can have woman and nearly infinite power

>21
>Had phimosis until really recently
>Been stuck working 65 hour weeks in an older male dominated field

Sucks when you can't even interact with women your age.

You are supposed to fuck the pussy not be the pussy bro

19
crippling social anxiety and i never leave the house

1) 36
2) social phobias, aspergers, ugly, fat

20
Only ever had one girl show interest in me, and i realized it after the fact so opportunity gone. Commute 2-3 hours a day to uni, constantly working either at work or on projects/homework so no time. Not particularly good looking (wouldnt say im terrible looking either), or all that confident, and am broke as fuck. Will probably end up buying an escort or something if i havent lost it by 22.

19
Shitty body that guys don't like

Doesn't matter it has a pussy

straight as an arrow

>18
>had a bad sexual experience at a party, TOO scared to try again
>also might be gay

You sound like me bro. If I'm out of the house for more than a few ours. I just want to get back to it asap

This but 28.

urcite ti to nie je ty skurva neprajnicka :D

21, i can talk to a group of people normally, but not to a single woman

12
Because I'm 12

18
I make male friends really fast and also have a sick bro. They keep saying i'm really good looking, well clothed and cool. I'm not gay at all but somehow the girls just don't get along with me or aren't interested in me. Hard case of socially awkward probably.

Truly a Wizard

klidni se ty somár

20
Socially retarded

he can't be a nigger. This is a virgin thread and all niggers get laid by blonde chicks

I bend my dick and fuck my own ass. Does that count?

1. 9 years old
2. 9 years old

>22
>i just never really happenend

i will add though that i have had sex with guys earlier in my life, just never women

>also might be gay
what the actual fuck?
>gee, I'm not quite sure if I want to suck cock today..
>might be

Better, it works both way around for you

37
unemployed

19. Because I still did not have the chance.

You deserve every bite of it for being a bananafag

1. 26
2. I really don't know. All I know is I haven't nutted in a woman yet.

srabdu nepoznas,asi neppozeravas restta

Reported

18 because im fat and have a small dick

You must be 18 to be here

Literally my except for the small dick part

48
I chose to be virgin for life.

>sometime around 30 you stop being obsessed with sex.

>you must be a Certified Faggot to throw away your virginity to a non virgin female.

>25
>social retard
Had couple chances with one girl. Once cockblocked by a friend then my retardness shown bright as a Sun.

17
Just unsuccessful I guess, but i have received a hand job

>female
known I was at least bi for several years, but having an actual experience with a cock made me question whether or not I've been idealizing it and being overoptimistic about it/suppressing gay feelings

>17
MODS MODS MODS

go slay pussy then faggot, i know i would. well, try at least.
>i just want someone to connect with

22
Because my dock was crippled by a surgery when I was 6 and it didn't really grow since then. 13 scarred cm... Also im generally awkward around people. It's not for lack of interest in me though, I'm a rather good looking dude, but I manage to fuck it up every single time.

>20
>dont really try, get a couple matches on tinder, i message them and they dint respond. Then its back to either netflix, fifa or overwatch for the weekend

I was 25 and kissless virgin. met some dumb chick who was friends with a friend of mine.
Told her I have an 18 months dry spell, and I find her atractive. She felt weird about it, but eventually fucked her twice (a week apart), and did it poorly.
It helped me gain confidence, and speak to girls more open and flirty. 7 years later today, and some more women in my bed - marrying an awsome girl who I couldn't believe I could have

23
Honestly not willing to deal with women right now. I've only had one women I really cared about and we've live in much different places now. Most people I meet are rather childish, and I'm not willing to spend money on a relationship when I can jack off. Honestly, I'm more worried about companionship than sex, and even then I don't really care.

25, hard to meet women when you haven't left home in 7 years.

Unless you hunt for teens chances are you won't get a virgin

>posts cancer banana
You fucking deserve it faggot.

25.
My sexual desire is so low. I just want a steady relantionship first.

Well quite a bit. We have sand niggers, snow niggers, curry niggers, cheese niggers (dutch ppl) and I guess pasta niggers too. Im sure people can add more to this.

Tits or GTFO

>27
>not virgin/beta
>sex probably 2000 times

16
I give oral but I never have the chance to fuck someone

Thread is prob gonna die soon but...

20 year old.

>Been dating girl since I was 14, things going great
>Get into college, hyped about probably losing virginity cause she has her own place, single room in an apparetment
>get her naked, a few times.
>Oral / shower together / do pretty much everything but sex
>About a year later she tells me she's genderfluid and bi
>No interest in sex really, afraid of things being inside her
>all of my what

Fast forward another year or so, and I've pretty much given up on sex... I'm lost, Sup Forums.

Raise money for an escort

18 year old kissless virgin asian outside America. Not chinese asian, more indian in terms of appearance.

Why?
Chub, acne until recently, subpar grades, kinda weird, and shy. Asked a friend out but got rejected. I'm close with several girls but I'm not interested in any of them. School crush went abroad but I talk to her every now and then. She knows I like her. Fml.

I am a guy you mongrel.

How's her child? Nice caramel colour?

man Tits or GTFO

Not like I haven't thought about it man. We're still together because outside of the lack of sex this girl is literally perfect for me (outside of a few minor things recently...) and I don't know what to do.

Oh, and I'd hire an escorr if I could, Sup Forums, but prositution is illegal in my country and I've got no underground contacts

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