So.. I think I have testicular cancer. My right nut has a tumor that's makes the testicle look twice it's size...

So.. I think I have testicular cancer. My right nut has a tumor that's makes the testicle look twice it's size. I've had this for ages. Literally. My insides feel like shit, and my balls hurt.

lol

There's a group of highly trained individuals who can solve problems like this called doctors.

Pic?

Well, he's the deal, I went to a doctor, and they scanned my nuts with this machine, but he couldn't get the angle right so I scanned it myself, and then they changed me a fuck-ton of money, after saying it wasn't cancer. I don't see how they can tell without a biopsy honestly. Not that I want them to cut open my ball-bag, but yeah.

Post a pic you lying prick

>The stories on this board are fictitious

Don't believe him, OP.

Trips demand it OP

I don't. Doctors can't provide good health in a capitalist society. They have to keep you just sick enough to keep coming back.

Holding the tumor. Ball is below.

Fuck, it hurts?

After gripping it, yeah, but generally it won't hurt unless I have high blood pressure or some sort of cancerous food.

How is fapping affected?

It isn't. Still busting mad loads. Probably 8 times a day.

HOW about you get that number down to 2 bro, also go to a doctor.

user, have you considered the possibility that this is your epididymal head? Maybe you caught the clap if you're sexually active.

I bust two right when I wake up.
Nope, its not.

You cum automatically every morning?
Or do you actually stimulate your penis to ejaculate twice?

i.e., your epididymis is enlarged due to epididymitis. Glad to hear you are still enjoying ejaculating. (pic related this gets me hard)

> that's makes
> it's size
> for ages. Literally.

It is a sign of God: you will die childless, so you will not pass the grammar retard gene to your offspring.

Blessed be the Almighty.

I wake up with a boner, and I rub one out before I take a piss, and then I have a coffee, drop a deuce, and while I'm on the shitter I turn on pornography because I'm not a fan of "the news", and proceed to rub one out before I wipe and flush.
Impossible

Grammar doesn't make you intelligent. Learn a few languages and see how great your English is afterwards.

Jokes on you, I speak 4 fluently, but I'm not him, so... Yeah.

Doesn't it mess up your spelling from time to time? Personally, I use muscle memory when I type so I don't have to think nearly as much, but as a result, some times I'll use words with similar spelling or add an 's or whatever. Guess it depends which words my fingers are most used to typing.

I'm Italian, lol!

Still, I'm amazed at how people make this mistake over and over.

> It's = It is

That simple.

Muscle memory error, has nothing to do with anything other than that. Some times I accidentally use you're instead of your too.

>You're busting my balls
You really think my balls need any more busting?

You have an issue with masturbation. You have developed epididitymitus and if you don't go on the right antibiotic soon you can become sterile or get a bladder/kidney infection. Sexual stimulation increases the risk if you still have it and it will spread if you keep jerking off 8 times a day like a manchild. But what do I care

Sophistic reply to not acknowledge your grammar problems.

Bruh, do you even sophism?

Ah, well, now that you mention is, my kidneys feel like shit. Though I'm coming down from a year long drinking binge.

I'm sure you're fun at parties.

You are in such denial. I guess you don't care if you go sterile then. This is common in men ages 19-35 and the doctors will give you antibiotics

rack up enough good boy points to get your mom to kiss your booboo

>some sort of cancerous food.

wtf?

Fine, fine, I'll go to the doctors.
I'm in the U.S., there's a lot of cancerous foods.

You mean there are.

Asd, OK, sorry bro, in fact I'm not really having fun... I lurk Sup Forums sometimes and I think I'm pretty good at trolling if I want to but the fact is, I don't really enjoy it. I'm having a drink, feeling a bit tipsy and I just wanted to write something stupid, but I realize it's not really my style :P

So, sorry for that, I didn't really mean it, of course that's no big issue with the grammar, especially on this shitcancerous website :P

like what?