Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift sitting on your chair and says "Hi!"
Wat do???

IT'S MY CHAIR !

Tell her to get out of my fapstation

Yo bish the fuck you think i am a motha fucking fuk boi who you can dump and then make faggot ass breake up songs,fuck you.
You blonde ass oxigenated mother fucking whore.
Btw i liked I Knew You Were Trouble lol xoxo bestie

Turn 720 degrees and walk away twice.

>Take off VR headset and realize Taylor would never even acknowledge a loser like me in real life
>Go to Sup Forums and look for Taylor nudes to wack off too

I'd just tell her: "
Istenem, mit csinálsz a szobámban finom női"

ikr.

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This

>i fuck him in his tight little boi pussy

basically, a 12 year old gay faggot posts a random celeb pic asking for advice about how should he masterbate his tiny flaccid saggy penis

Ask her to move so I can play BF1

Since when could I afford a chair

Then suck him off

>Kill her bodyguard
>Tell her the safe words are "Hitler did nothing wrong"
>live out every depraved sexual fantasy I have
>Bury the body

i would cry, because i love her so much!
i think i would ask her, if we can sing some songs from speak now together.
and we would talk about cats

MUST BE BAIT

not really

Rip her shoes off and kiss her soles and suck her toes for hours on end

I hope this is bait...

go to jail
after ive earned it of course

fuck yes id drain his balls in my throat

but why?

>'zuletzt besucht'
>'dokumentes'
YAWHOL MEINE FURHER SIEG HEIL YAWHOL

Also, you're a fucking faggot, that's why

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Holy shit dude

at least i'm german

To be realistic. I would talk to taylor nicely, try to offer her some booze, ask questions, looklike i care what she says, try not to stare on her tits, hope the nasty smell of my unwashed errected dick wont reach her, will try to grab and touch her as i can. Then rape

grab the nearest object and club her

Make her watch Re:Zero with me
Agree that he should have gone for Rem
Kiss in sadness

obviously i would tip my fedora and say m'lady

Im neither a faggot english speaking man

dump what u got

>"O-Oh, h-hi, Taylor. Wh-Why are... why are you in my h-house? I, uh, I-I'm not asking you to leave or anything, I'm just... I-I'm sorry."
This

the fuck is wrong with the fact that i like taytay?

Shake it off. Tell her to get off my blank space because i knew you were trouble when you walked in and thats why were never ever getting back together. I know its gonna cause some bad blood but its fine because you are gonna write some song about what an asshole i was and make millions meanwhile tarnishing my name because you somehow became a regina george that people call an american sweetheart.

I mean seriously, she probably has slept with more men that adrainna grande and yet is somehow seen as more innocent. Fair play to being a public image genious.

Projecting much?

taytay is goals

Start to shout fuck of you child hating lying whore.. Smack her and call Charles z to boink her..

id ask her politely to leave the room then proceed to push my face against the chair cushion and take a deep sniff and pass out

Cry because I'm a betafag manlet who is insecure around women who are taller than myself.

I do a barrel roll.

> she dates niggers now

No thank you

at least you know some of my waifus songs

raw dog hatefuck her, cum inside her three times then throw her out

>taytay

Dubs confirmed, shes a coalburner now.

Kick the troll faced bitch in the teeth then sue her for millions.

If dubs TayTay will be my wife

WINAMP YOU ROCK SON

>being funny with old ass memes

>Still using old ass memes

it was my first player back then, it still works
how autistic i am

Turn 360 degrees and walk out

Im with you bro. I'm a big burly dude, and I love Taylor Swift. Rock that shit. Not too much into the new stuff, I like the country style.

glad to see some more people like me, rare stuff on Sup Forums

Girl, you don't have to do this.

>call pest control