Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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still here
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Dull thread.
>technically the hair isn't pink
but i appreciate the gesture
カラミチーマス
>Kyouko claimed
You fucker
(waifu machine)
Not like I would even do that. It's like signing my own death certificate if I take all her chocolate
on another note, it's been a while since I've seen you, how are you?
Oh, hai Jibril, since when did you start posting with pics again?
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IT'S ABOUT TO GET SPOOKY
You and your Waifu get a pet cat, and she points out that he looks a bit like you. Because of this, she decides to name the cat based on your name. Of course, it wouldn't be clever enough just to give the cat your name, unchanged, so she decides to...
>do a pun based off your name
>do something stupid like 'user Neko Cuteboy Fuzzbutt'
>change your name to 'Cat' and name the cat 'user'
>kick the cat out the fucking window
Can't bother posting right now and specially not with this theme.
>Go to pick up niece
>Two niggers that stole her bike are there
>Both of their bikes are spray painted the same flat blue
>One has the same seat, handle bars and tires as her stolen one
>They start yelling at me asking if I'm going to follow them again
>I follow them again on principle
>They're yelling about how "I know muh rights" "muh daddy in the army" "you stalkin us nigga" "imma shoot you, you come closer" etc.
>I circle them
>MFW
>They run off down a different road
>15 minutes later they come by me again, being typical niggers
>I leave
>MFW again
Syndra hat nach bildern gebettelt da hab ich dann angefangen meine neuen bilder zu posten
da es eigentlich keinen grund mehr gibt nicht mit bild zu posten kann ich eigentlich damit auch weitermachen, aber mal sehen
war eigentlich immer ganz angenehm nicht von allen erkannt zu werden
Claim
hello s mug
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?
I missed you so much
Xoxo
mavis
SPOOKY
That's an interesting take... uhm... It would either be number 1 or number 4, unsure. I think it's more likely to be 1
Yet you posted
Warum hast du überhaupt ohne Bild gepostet? Außer weil es angenehm war?
Hello there Courtney
I feel like she'd make a punny name
He said you're a fag and you're waifu a shit
Nice trips
Spooping it up with a scary smile
You see, I originally planned on just asking "What does she name the cat" but I realized people might not want to say their name, even a cat-altered form of their name.
hatte ein paar monate lang nur internet übers handy (und noch kein ausreichendes datenvolumen) also war das maximum die kleinen 5kb chibis, 5 stück oder so
da habe ich mich dann lieber aufs lurken beschränkt und nur die relevanten anons angeschrieben
She's definitely cute, no doubt about that.
>Get rid of cat
>Get superior dog
Nice of you to think of me
Dogs are sub par pets, cats are superior in almost all cases
fite me IRL
And double dubs
Sup Rory?
Ah, das erklärt es natürlich. Freut mich aber wieder Bildchen von dir zu sehen, ich mochte Jibril im Anime sehr.
Wie geht's sonst so? Hat Shiro dir nun gesagt wo ich wohne oder suchst du noch immer?
>superior dog
>superior
Listen to Galil user
Dogs are better, but they're not as cute, take more dedication and smell a lot worse.
Catgirls are the best pet
Listen to Chara about listening to meYou live in Texas right?What area?They aren't pets, they're either sex slaves or friends.
ok i thought about it and technically the hair being pink on pictures is correct so you were not really wrong
but the hair is not described as pink
hat Shiro mir nicht erzählt ist halt eins der käffer zwischen Bruck und Wien ohne Bahnanbindung und mit 2 Läden, ich könnte jetzt suchen aber ich werde wohl in naher zukunft nicht bei Wien sein
Ohhh very scary. Happy halloween! Owowowowowowowwoowowowooww
Thinking about watching some halloweeen movies on the stream!
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it's been some time
good to see you again
currently living in humble actually, it's not too bad. i did live in katy at one point.
Can you go hunting with a cat?
Do cats like going for runs?
Do cats like the water?
There are other things, but It's really all about how you live, and what you do.
Preferences are a thing.
Depends what you call cute I guess.
I'm a dedicated and a loyal person, it's just a shame some other people aren't.
Oh well, I was pretty confused when you said it wasn't pink, but I guess it was. What is it described as?
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>pet
Catgirls are the best, but no. They're not below humans, they are superior.
Hello person I don't know
I'll drive to Humble and fucking fight you nigger
Hey Lulu
Yes
No but dogs don't like going running from with people either
They don't like being forced into the water
They are 110% as good as people in almost every respect
cats are better boy
hello waifu machine what brings you here on this fine halloween evening?
Do you love Chen or not?!
Starting movie now on the rabb.it/shino83 stream
"Witches" form 1990 come hang out don't be a stranger if your new introduce yourself.
ah that's the galil i know. offensive and angry. checked.
Na dann, kein Problem. Hoffentlich Anfang nächstes Jahres oder Ende dieses Jahres bin ich in Wien, dann wirds schon um einiges schwieriger mich aufzuspüren da ich an einer ewig langen Straße lebe.
Happy Halloween Shino!
What u looking at m8? Too scared to post?
Hello Hello Mimi! Welcome back!
>Can you go hunting with at cat?
In theory you could go hunting with a cat, but it's a lot harder to condition the cat on hunting.
So I guess no, you can't. Not with small ones at least
>Do cats like going for runs?
Actually, yes, they do. Maybe not runs but walks. There are after all, leashes for cats.
Just don't go near trees since they love to climb them
>Do cats like the water?
Why wouldn't they? It's a common misconception that cats don't like water. My two kittens are playing with the water and soaking my whole room (sadly)
But agreed, it depends on how you live and what you do.
Cats and Dogs alike can be a social contact replacement for introverted and old people alike.
I am neither offensive (unless you're a Hillary supporter) nor angry
Well, there was August 20.
Now it's October 31. (The big, important talk occured 31 years ago today. SFOM. 7/1/12/12/5.)
After that comes November 10 and 14.
Finally, November 22.
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The barrier between this world and the other is weakest on Halloween. It's clear that I posess amazing power.
Anyone who does not have a Waifu, reply to this post and you will get a succubus qt.
When I think of hunting with a cat, I imagine a small furball trying to take down a boar. Yeah, that's not happening.
>dogs don't like going running
Explain why he gets so excited when I grab the lead and tell him we're going out?
Mugi shh
Difference between 2D cats and 3D cats.
Chen is cute.
Yeah, I thought so, it just seems pretty dumb to go hunting with one.
>walks
Ehh, where I live I would not take a cat out, simply because there are other dogs and wildlife. I live in Australia, yknow that snake and spider meme.
>water
Damn you memes.
>it depends on how you live and what you do.
Well it's always how I've looked at it. I'm not saying cats are shit, I just prefer dogs a whole lot more.
Hello to you trips
thanks a ton...been a busy while
you know you love my cats don't deny it
i'm offensive and angry. it's fun you should try it.
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On the other hand if you could get a lion/tiger/some other big cat hunting doesn't seem that out of place anymore...
>Because wildlife
But a dog is more immune to poison and shit?
>Damn you memes
that's right
>Not saying cats are shit
you better fucking not
>I just prefer dogs
I just prefer cats
Yeah, I only vaguely remember you dropping by. So, I'm sorry, I can't recall anything about your personality or person
Oh come on Lulu, don't give me the eye, I'm only here for another 20 minutes
Cats can get big, you can hunt smaller stuff with them
Dogs like running, they do not like going running
If you think those were impressive, check these
I'm no spic, I don't do that crap faggot
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"rainbow colored", changing color depending on the lighting, but also no color in particular IIRC
and that's kinda what pink is since pink is not really a color
dann setze ich meine spürhunde in der umgebung auf dich an, erzähl nur weiter von deinen krusen, dann finde ich deinen stundenplan schon noch heraus
same to you chara! we are watching a movie if you are interested jim hensons witches.
Come hang out rabb.it/shino83
that goes for anyone else as well. Come watch some spoops
Oh shit Chara what you up to tonight :3
C:
Fucking virgins. How does it feel be masturbating in a dark bedroom to cartoon characters on Halloween while I chill with my gf and watching movies instead of autistic Japanese cartoons. Go ahead and cry to your mom as she changes your adult diaper about this post and damage control the fuck out of it
That's good...my personality is meh
>he actually shaved
Weiß nicht was dir der Stundenplan groß bringt, immerhin hab ich an drei verschiedenen Orten in Wien Vorlesung
not really interested since I'll just go to bed in 20 minutes or so. It's midnight here
Checking your trips!
I watched Kingsglaive Final Fantasy XV
It was a nice movie, got me hyped for the game. Again.
No problem, we can always catch up. Tell me a bit about yourself. What are your hobbies? Occupation? Dreams/Ambitions?
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Almost time for the trick or treaters to arrive. If the pumpkin doesn't get stolen or smashed, I'm eating it.
Hey thanks! Sounds like a good time I think I might just walk around my neighborhood with a friend that lives not too far away. Halloween decorations are dope.
ich muss dich nur oft genug sehen um mir sicher zu sein, dass du es bist, dann nach hause verfolgen und schauen ob das nach hause kommen mit dem ersten claim auf waifu übereinstimmt
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goodnight
I live to far abroad to even care about Halloween. Not one single child came to our house and asked for treats. Not one.
So yeah, enjoy it and have fun!
klingt logisch
Oder aber du könntest mich ganz einfach fragen
Goodnight Syndra
Lol more candy for you than at least. I will hopefully I don't get kicked out of the Navy I haven't been able to call them yet they get mad if you don't call before 12 at least so I'm in for it..
It is so spooky on Sup Forums today.
How is everyone doing?
good night?
>Oder aber du könntest mich ganz einfach fragen
>ganz einfach fragen
>fragen
ich rede normalerweise nicht mit leuten also ist das eher Plan B
ich muss dann wohl weg, ist schon zu spät wie mir gerade auffällt
I am at work, late ass reply. Aside from being at work, Im good. 100% chance of work dying between 1pm and 3pm die to Melbourne Cup.
Good luck on that regard then!
Na dann, muss auch weg, bye!
Sounds like a small time window
Anyway, I'm going to bed, goodnight everyone!
Fine and goodnight!
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Aww... Good night.
back home from work, getting ready for a quick meal before the trick or treaters arrive.
QOTT:What are you doing for Halloween?
Sad thing that you have them and I don't..
I might go to some Halloween party then.
P.S. I hope you are not confusing me for the other Flan that is apparently older to these threads than I.
Oh geez.. Umm.. A gas mask, black clothes and a black hoodie to cover the head.
This:
Naw, just replying to a post is all. We have a decent amount of kids in the neighborhood, but a bunch of them pull up in cars driven by parents now versus walking in groups of other kids. A sign of the times I guess.
Plague doctor costume, handing out some candy, and gonna watch the football game afterward.
Neat. Sadly Egyptians do not trick or treat.
Hey Chara. How are you?
But are you doing anything?
I'm going to a part because Im a normie
Spooky
Shoot up a school instead then
Party*
I think I said that I am going to a party didn't I? I might have missed that out.
Shooting up schools is fun and all but I want candy not blood of 50 virgins.
>I want candy not blood of 50 virgins.
What's the difference?!
XD
Well to Flandy there is no difference. To me there is a big fucking gap between blood and candy.
What are you, fucking gay?
What are you, a fucking jew?
OY VEY
REPARATIONS PLEASE
NEVER FORGET THE SIX MILLION
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אױ װײ!
still going strong watching halloween movies.
FInishing up Jim henson's witches Coming up next I'm thinking Rob Zombie's Halloween.
Open for suggestions stop in and hang out with some fellow anons.
rabb.it/shino83
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Hey Shino.
Nothing much.
good evening
waddup?