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Necking cans doon the line wiv d boys edition

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fucking love their lime pickle

it's painfully hot and sour and really a downright disgusting product but I can never stop eating it once I start

reckon the ol' 'anny won't like this

>canned curry

Grim

why is it so hard to get a gf?

what do women want?

oi oi oi oi
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Would have relished this opportunity to smoke a 50g pouch of quality hand rolled Virginian tobacco and make my parents proud

haha can't do that silly!
*playfully bops you*

Ah yes, the so-called "Binge drinking epidemic" that has UK doctors wanting to ban everything as always

Think my tinder ranking is fucked

Used to get 10 matches a week, now I don't even get that many a month

Is Virginia grown tobacco still respected over there?

t. Virginian

Irish Americans used to be good working class lads living the Irish lifestyle! Now they're all pansy LARPers! Coonan and the westies were a prime example, dismembering Anglos and merking coppers!

Leave it be I say!

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Friends of Hamas does not exist. Shapiro is a disgusting liar and a fraud.

you mean why is it so hard to get a hot gf

getting a plain one is piss easy

Yes

When I'm feeling particularly autistic I like to LARP as a wealthy Irish plantation owner who grew up in poverty but built a tobacco empire out of cockfighting

Fuck off thailad

Anime
Amine

BRAVO POLAND

Doing a cheat

>poland
Bull shit

Well it's not episodic heavy drinking if you never stop drinking

youll only do yourself more harm down the line

>needing to cheat
brainlet

Isint all tobacco from virginia?

'Ri mum

Is it not a custom in the rest of these isles to skull a bottle or two o' buck or something similar before going out ? I know the scots love that shit

t. jelly alcoholics

it isn't hard

what are you doing wrong?

Distance from Madrid to Moscow is about the same from Perth to Sydney

Really makes you think

I'm unironically:
>6"1
>athletic
>educated to MSc level and about to start a PhD
>friends with normies and can pass as a normie
>earn £30k
>funny
>blonde haired blue eyed

and have still never had a gf, and haven't had sex in 4 years. Just absolutely refuse to chase after a girl, there's some sort of mental block in place that stops me going after anyone. Hopefully one will just settle for me one day and aggressively pursue me, and I'll reluctantly accept.

Damn Alex Jones is great

made literal runt slop for tea
quorn mince, pasta sauce, pesto, cheese, and chilli sauce
it tastes alright and it's all i have in
state of me

>entry level financial maths
lel it's not hard

Delete this I smoke French tobacco

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thanks for the tip leafy

>Doing an oblivious virginpost

Oh come on mate, wise uP!!!

very original flags m8

shant

A lot of it but production blew up across the Southeast once everybody saw how much cash we were bringing in back in the day

Still a lot of plantations around and all that

>Funny
Debatable as its so subjective

Gen thought he was mental until he went on Joe Rogans show.

Ah yes, the '90 average' lad

Dire

You watch the JRE with Alex? Most popular podcast he's had

better than a fucking turkey of yours

Hi all,

Yeah

>tfw spend at least $200 on alcohol every week

Thoughts on chesslad?

I think he's sexy, smart and suave

fucking virgin internet are fucking shit

the wokest

Smelly dumb Australian scum, I spit on him

He'd hammer me in a game of chess tho :(

just joined the club for the league of radical centrists, moderate anarchists and permissive nazis at uni today

i think the same x

>tfw spend at least $12 on alcohol every week

Low quality cheat, I used to store a bunch of text in my calculator. The teachers knew about this and made everyone reset their calculators so I found a way to store it elsewhere so it wouldn't be affected by the reset.

How do they even measure this. I find it hard to believe polaks and us dont get more shitfaced then brits. But who knows.

None of you are too good for malt liquor 40's

Hello lads

but not really though ://

No

The big 3 tobacco states are Maryland North Carolina Virginia but it's grown all over the country from New England to Ohio to Texas

Would love to ride his willy

a game of chess is like a sword fight
you must think first, before you move

How did you store it somewhere else?

did not read

lmao

Yeah I know and I didn't want to include it, but I've had lots of people (including people I don't know) tell me that I'm the funniest guy they know, based on the social media shit I used to do. Had depression on and off for a few years and that translates into a deadpan sense of humour that people seem to enjoy.

often go weeks on end without drinking
dunno how people develop a dependency, it's fuckng horrible

x

>week
day senpai

5 days a week, whiskey on the weekends

that's fucking nothing

the housing crisis in the UK is fucked.

Even if they build more houses they'll be out in the sticks so you'll be fucked on commuting anyway. Not to mention how dreary and soulless new builds are in terms of the houses and the areas they become.

the other thing that annoys me about it is, that you can get on social housing, bang out lots of kids, get a massive yard off the council then buy it with 'help-to-buy' all at the public's expense.

seen it happen a fair few times.

>tell me that I'm the funniest guy they know, based on the social media shit I used to do.

What the fuck did he mean by this?

you think your wutang sword, can defeat me?

why can't it just be like the olden days when you'd marry one the girls your grew up with or some family friend's daughter

Isnt that a sense of humour universal to everyone here?

Its not a problem because its not a problem for you, you dont care so nobody cares back. Not sure why you made the post tbqh

are you a rorke because of sexual frustration

thinking about having a wank to some ebony porn lads

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>tfw have a girl who wanna marry me.

problem is she's a few years older and i still haven't tasted life properly yet :(

Raw imma give it to ya
No trivia
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia

told some irish bloke he's the funniest guy i know cos of some blatant virginposting he did on social media
little does he know im laughing at him

do not, do NOT, speak against Barratt newbuilds

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fuck Boston trash

Every girl that sees you knows you are a virgin from the way you walk lol.

Listening to Oasis lads

Literally better than the Beatles

Need a gf called Alice or Marie or Agnes

>tfw virgin-walk

Great post

You've misinterpreted

>thinking during a sword fight

do enjoy death

good banter

36 chambers is really one of the best rap album of all time
a majority of new york 90s boom bap really aged badly in my opinion, but 36 chambers feels fresh every time you listen to it it's crazy

when you're out with your friends in your new mercedes benz and you're... on drugs

*lets my feet stomp*

i listened to what's the story morning glory a couple hours ago
it was actually p good
what album you listening to, lad?

I do the virgin walk, but I'm not a virgin

Who /losing weight and working out/ here?

That's the joke you runtoid

I WANT TO IMAGINE THAT YOU'RE ALL REASONABLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE BEING IRONIC

Time Flies

*puts a wig on*
you can call me anything x

I used to run a VERY popular Instagram account where I'd post pictures with funny captions and then people would come up to me and tell me that I'm hilarious. Gave up on it a while back though, didn't bring me happiness.

Yeah it's pretty typically British but some do it better than others I guess. I actually think most anons in /brit/ and Sup Forums in general have the capacity to be hilarious based on the humour we have here, but most of you are probably autists who freeze up in social situations. I tell similar sorts of jokes to normies and they love it.

I do care about it though, I would like to end my dry streak and maybe even have a gf, I'm just saying that there's a complete mental block on me making the first move for some reason.