Sup Forums, i need to get $2000 this week. wat do?

Sup Forums, i need to get $2000 this week. wat do?

By legal or illegal means?

Suck 2000 dixks for $1 each

either idc. i need it.

Get a job that pays that per week and not be a broke peasant fag

Sell some stuff on eBay, Craigslist, etc. Try to get a metal detector. You might find something valuable.

suck 20,000 dicks.

Easy user, just do what the guy in pic related did. Just be sure to loosen up your asshole first because if you go through with this you're gonna need it, if you know what I mean.

go jerk off and send it to the bank

Youre going to have to steal a lot of little kids candy

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i may be able to help you out, OP, but to begin with, explain why you need $2000 this week.

ok If you have a job that pays 9$ an hour for 8 hours for 5 days you have 360$. if you can ask the person who you need to pay if you can cut the money into weeks( 100$-200$) but you will be in debt for a few months. now if you really need money then sell some stuff at a pawn shop. hopefully you can do one of the things

You have a couple of options OP.
1. Sign up for as many credit cards as possible.
2.????
3. profit.

1. Suck 20 dicks a day for $15 dollars a pop and on the 7th day by the time you're on your 14th dick you should be good to go OP!

1. Go to casino with $100,000
2. Lose $97,995 gambling
3. Buy a sturdy rope
4. Hang self
5. ?????
6. profit


Really OP unless you're going to rob a bank/drug dealer your only options are incurring a lot of debt via credit cards or a loan shark. Why do you need the money OP? There might be a way to delay your payment of whatever you owe or a less expensive option to whatever you're trying to buy but we can't really help you unless we understand what exactly is it that you're trying to get the $2000 for.

why does it matter what i need the money for. I'm not in debt to anyone if that's what your asking

>why does it matter what i need the money for
There might be other ways to get whatever you want to buy however If I don't know if you're in debt or just looking to buy something with 2k then I can't offer you good advice. If you're looking to buy something worth 2k you could always steal it depending on what it is. However the more expensive an item is the more security measures stores take to prevent theft. So what are you trying to get? A computer, car, phone, etc.?

no its nothing like that lol. It's a thing on the internet that i need but once someone else buys it it's gone forever so i need to get it quickly. Can't be pirated btw.

Because if i am going to give you two grand, I want to know what the fuck you're using it for, faggot.

yeah like im going to believe some random guy on Sup Forums is going to give me $2000

Why does it matter if you say what you need it for to a bunch of strangers you autist let the user help you out

Ok, cool I will just keep my money. No sweat off my back. I'm sure I will end up using it to gift shit tons of steam games to other undeserving Sup Forums fags like I have in years past with it

dude im not trying to be a dick. It's not that important lol. keep ur money. i'd rather get it this week but it's not a life or death situation lmao.

u can sell coke or weed for higher than u bought it to edgy teens

It's cool, man. no offense taken/hostility intended, was just offering to help, hopefully you can get it.

Cool. Do me a favor though and stop posing online like some richfag when we know you're a broke neck beard faggot living off McDonald's and lying online to feel relevant.

So anger.

this is why you never give money to the homeless.

Ok, friend. Heading out for a Big Mac.

inspect element is fun huh?

Yo let ur boi get a pizza

lol peasant

You still here? Give me a name and email address and I'll make it happen.

Yo let ur boi get two pizzas

Shiiit I wish one of you fucks would help me pay the $550 I owe in court costs

finally given up on whoring yourself to Sup Forumstards?

Get a loan?

> apply as ceo of a firtune 500 company
> when asked about your required salary say "$100000"
> work for 1 week
> get paycheck
> resign your position

yo, help me buy tuberculosis medication man

$550
>kek
work like, half a week

Broke ass college student in need of money, currently looking for a job, but with little luck. What is a fast way to make cash that would be easy for me to do?

sell drugs

Wtf is it tell me scum!

this
drugs, sex, or crime

though if you're in america I guess its all crime anyway

I'm basically check to check. 12/hr doesn't make it far with 2 kids and a sick parent.

Don't be a fag, OP. If you ask for help, you'd better fucking explain yourself.

Not OP but just moved to vegas and broke af. Just want a pack of smokes, something to eat, and a high class....no wait....TWO high class prostitutes

Can any richfags here give me bitcoin please

I just need 1 dollar on steam, to buy another Visual Novel Game.

i didnt fucking ask anybody to give me money nigger. i asked for suggestions.

Bullshitttt

Fastest, Pawn shit

Slowest, Fake Resume and work somewhere that has training options for 2 weeks (Bank on cash money from training)

nope

fuck off OP

I am a female give me money richfags

GTFO stupid 12 year old kid

spic

How good are you at sucking cock