In my neighborhood there is a bridge all the little kids have to cross at halloween for the sweet candies...

In my neighborhood there is a bridge all the little kids have to cross at halloween for the sweet candies. under this bridge, theres a crawl space. I'm going to scare these kids. Dubs decide what i do.

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Just give them safe candies.

once i'm doing messing with people sure

Yell "I'm going to rape your poopers"

Shout Boo

oh so close to dubs, my dude

Pull down your pants and reveal your penis to them. Film it and post link

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Roll for this

Yell, I SMELL ASSHOLE....TIME FOR THE RAPE MONSTER TO ATTACKKKKK

Kek roll

Put a a huge cucumber in a pair of spandex tights and run at them yellling 'ME HORNY ME HORNY"

This

roll for this

Give them candies with razor blades in it.

Jump out naked and say "this is how your body gets when you become old."

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You have my attention

roll

rill

Shove a knife up your ass and run around naked asking for someone to pull Excalibur from your cold hard cheeks.

rerolling

Reroll. You have to film it too

Jump at them with a clown mask on and yell I LIKE LITTLE BUTTHOLES

Nice dubs, but you didn't suggest anything, too bad

make sweet sweet love

beat the children with a bag of wonder bread

give them razor blades with candies in it.

winrar you sick fucks

Cut off their dick and eat it in front of them.
PS-dub get

HA YOU NOW HAVE TO KILL CHILDREN

WINRAR

throw fruit at them gotta be healthy on halloween

oh shit, no way im putting razor blades in candy

winrar

u got dubs too

Wave a MAGA sign at them, be it homemade or the real deal

You fucking faggot. Do it.

i believe the rules are you have to..

mfw OP delivers and I'm blamed

beat them with a sack of potatoes

throw vegetables at them

Murder all the children and go down in history as the great midnight slasher!

Do it

force feed them lettuce

i have your IP address. if i see this on the news im giving it to the feds

bash their heads in with whole pumpkins

Fine, but since I got dubs, you still have to do my bidding, maybe jump out with a knife and scare their little dicks off.That or rape a little girl and post pics.

do nothing hide there till you starve to death.

DO IT

Do the second one pls

Rolling for this. Op is a fucking bitch ass

Rape them

Do it you colossal faggot

throw potatoes at their heads when they pass

WINRAR

This

win.rar

Another winrar op. I hope youre writing this shit down

plz don't do this. you can cause severe trauma

Give the kids tracts about jesus christ.

fuck you bitch nigga

Actually, here's what you're going to do, follow both my accounts
twitter.com/laughingbart
twitter.com/docterwannabe1

shut the fuck up newfag

Proof I'm the dubs guy.

Wear a clown mask and shoot fireworks at them

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Give them bitter chocolate and Brussels sprouts in candy wrappers.

>Windows 10

...

WINRAR

you sick fuck

There are so many dubs in this thread to pick from, OP.

What do you use?

You gotta pay the troll toll
To get into this boy's hole
You gotta pay the troll toll to get in

dress up as a clown

>Always sunny reference

Kys in front of the kids. You fucking faggot.

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fine, nigger

...windows 10. But this laptop came with 8 so it's a definite improvement.
>inb4 ">laptop"

OP here. So far ive got razor blades in candy, throw potatoes at their heads as they pass and give them bitter chocolate and brussel sprouts. ok.

Don't worry I'm a lab top fag too.

fuck out of here then

Show proof, nigger.

Make me, nigger.

Proof of what?

i will film the throwing of potatoes, razor blade reaction (wont make them eat it, but the razor will be obvious to see, scare the shit out of em) for the bitter chocolate, that shits a surprise for home

What the fuck? I wasn't talking to you, you fucking cocksucker

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up, nigger

Dubs of confirmation

Yea he was talking to me, kiddo

Yes you were, faggot.

bring a back of dark chocolate candy. place candy on bridge. when someone eats it and spits it out, quietly chuckle to yourself. when someone eats it and says "mmmm", burst from hiding and push them of the fucking bridge.

You wanna go? I'll pop you, nigger.

Stop pretending to be me, you piece of autistic shit.

NO he wasn't fag

Well, I meant proof that you actually did it to the children.

i'm not pretending to be you, you fucking downy, i'm OP, he was speaking to me, ser.

This thread just went full autist.

want to fucking go? you don't know who you're messing with. i am a level 110, undead mage, faggot. I've got 6 fedoras. back. the. fuck. up.