Eternal Arsenal thread

Spicy edition

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/arse/ is so dead. Can't wait until the game.

>Former Arsenal midfielder Tomas Rosicky has rejoined his first club Sparta Prague on a two-year deal.

>The 35-year-old spent 10 years with the Gunners before leaving at the end of his contract this summer after 246 appearances.

Source: BBC

I'm happy for him, comfy last two years in his home town

Same. Got a friend that supports Southampton, we're going to have a chilled Saturday drinking beers, Manchester derby then the Arsenal game. Roll on the weekend

wenger out
job interviews out

>I'm the same height as Rosicky

Am I a manlet?

hate to break it to you but
yes

But then how would a replacement be hired?

Let's face it, Sup Forums is dead.

They moderated it into the ground until all that was left was circlejerk generals like this and no-one even posts in these anymore.

wilshere player-manager

>tfw might be getting pink eye again
help

I miss the old wenger
The trophy's gold wenger
the Adam's keown Wenger
the pires-cole Wenger
I hate the new wenger
the manlet crew wenger
the like-a-new wenger

Actually really good desu lad.

:´(

so? if you can't get a target in time for the 1st game you need to give up

>uni starts tmrw

>he fell for the uni meme

>back from the gym
>browse twitter
>see this
Guardian sport @guardian_sport
Nicklas Bendtner in advanced talks to join Nottingham Forest

he's still trying to play? thought he gave up after Wolfsburg terminated his contract

>Sweden

Oh man

Ikea food is unironically amazing

Must be nice

"Spicy"

Cringiest fan base award goes to Arsenal

pretty sure he's the only non-american who uses it

I just like puns. Spicy Chile....right?

don't @ me please

Right don't ever quote my post again, absolute filth

I just don't see what the problem is chaps

it's bent

Your favourite Arsenal body?

Mine is Alexis Sanchez (circa 2014)
Alexis' physique in 2014 was very impressive. He has a naturally lean frame and his subtle muscle mass really complemented this. Great defined abs and body shape that could make any girl blush. An aspect I loved of his body was his smooth baby face and thick, clean and stylish hair. It really complimented his 'boy coming into manhood' phase. I often find myself watching his old matches just to stare and look at his 'spicy' body. As he dribbles and jukes his way across the field, shorts pulled up, sweat dripping from his chiseled chest, you could see him flash that mischievous smile that would make any fan swoon. Any celebration move he performed really showcased his pristine body. A complete joy to watch especially his abs in his wet kit. Sometimes i replay it numerous times. The reveal of his abs through his kit's fabric never ceases to excite me. Alexis will forever be my 'Spicy Chile'

So that's the original. The more you know

thats a dog

I saw Mesut Özil at a supermarket in London last month. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "YA GUNNERS YA, OOO YAAA."

I was impressed, and all I could say was "I love Arsenal”, but he kept excitedly cutting me off with anecdotes from his season in London and giving me warm hand gestures. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle pleasantly as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Özil waiting in line with just a few Milky Ways in his hands ready to pay.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "sir, did you find everything OK tonight?" At first he kept pretending that he was just a normal guy, but eventually let her know that the service was outstanding and that even he, a World Cup and two time FA Cup winner, was impressed.

When she started scanning the bars individually, Mesut stopped her and told her she could just scan them in bulk "to prevent any line holdups" and then turned around and smiled at me. I think that's very considerate. After she scanned just one bar, quickly calculated the total, and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Özil simply handed the cashier a £100 note and told her to keep the change.

youtube.com/watch?v=KfVmSjDja4s

>Chambers, Holding, Akpom, Hayden

looks fun desu

AsaGOAT scored for Japan

WONGA IN

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NEW POKEMON

>tfw he will never play for Arsenal because his loan will destroy him physically and mentally
why ;_;

Asano is not weak mental, he will be ok if he is good enough for play in europe

>tfw back in secondary school some immigrant arab girl started spreading shit about me molesting her to try and get my attention
>wasn't interested in her then
>tfw the same girl has started college with me and is a fucking qt3.14 now

Tempted to put the past behind us and ask her out.

>missed uni orientation
Fuck lads this is not starting off well. I blame Wenger.

...

NEVER stick your dick in crazy

or arab
or immigrant

youll fall out and she will suicide bomb you

Jenko is still out for one or two weeks I assume and after not playing for 7 months I'd say he'll be on the bench for quite some time.
Gabriel is back soon too so things aren't looking too shabby. Forgot what Wenger said about Welbz though (back in November ?).

Was that a joke for secondary school kids also?

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christmas i think

>tfw Canaldo is gone

god i love this man

good, he's too small i like holding and silly boy bielik more

would love him more if he wasn't utter shit for Arsenal.
So Welbz around Christmas and Per soon after, not too shabby (unless we get even more injuries so yeah).

Nah fuck that mate she's smoking hot. Gonna make the move when I go back on Monday. We were eyeing each other the whole damn day today and I ain't gonna let this chance slip.

>just a bunch of nig-nogs goofing around and not actually training hard

no wonder england is so shit

cheer up lads, just found this on my hdd

Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ now5 seconds ago
.@Arsenal and @ManUtd interested in @YayaToure but move would be impossible, says agent


lol

the usual agent shilling, what would Arsenal do with another (old) midfielder who can't defend ?

Lmao, Arsenal interested in Yaya Toure, what a fuckin joke. Wenger rejected him when he was a youngster, what makes them think he'll want him now when he's a washed up cunt.

telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/09/06/aaron-ramsey-arsenal-return-delayed-as-arsene-wenger-squad-is-no/
ramsey not being rushed apparently but iwobi returns

still so many selection issues
>mustafi (new)
>koscielny (playing on wed and probably has some niggling injury right now)
>holding (probably too inexp. to start with mustafi)

>iwobi (unfit)
>alexis (probably killed himself playing for chile)

>giroud (was unfit then player for france)
>lucas (new)

Hello my gypsy friend

>tfw signings

Thanks again for signing Welcrippled lads.

Hello my abo friend

Giroud and Kosc start

do spics like dogs?

Me on the right

Dutch team looks shit lol

>you will never hatefuck taylor swift

I don't see why people find her attractive

i mean, i would fuck her if i had a chance but she's nothing to be obsessed about

Oh the ironing

Cara is much better looking than her, looks wise, personality

Anyone with sense would prefer being with Cara than that cunt

>Cara is much better looking than her, looks wise, personality
>Anyone with sense would prefer being with Cara than that cunt

yup

not really a debate, if you take the make up away from TS she looks like midwestern trailer trash, at least with cara she still looks fairly attractive minus the makeup

>tfw Afobe could have been our Rashford but Wenger never gave him a chance
>tfw Rashford is already better than all our strikers
>tfw we unironically bought Danny fucking Welbeck for some reason
>Walcott still shitting up the team
>Perez is the new Chamakh

WENGER OUT

Don't forget

>Most promising yoof since Wilshere sold for basically nothing

they sold crowley?

Might as well have. Loaned him to fucking Oxford. Might as well have released him and told him to play Sunday League.

>Xhaka sent off

Wenger IN

>Giroud couldn't score against B E L A R U S

potential rat cunts in the youth squad
1. Malen (same agent as Pogba and ibra, literal snake in the grass)
2. Jeff (nobody is that innocent looking without being a cunt)
3. Nketiah (raised in Chelsea youth setup first)
4. Bielik (already betrayed his first club that gave him big boy minutes)
5. Willock (looks and acts like sterling, he'll be off to man city in 3 years)

Calm down Thomas Shelby

lads, how do you go about finding a person you don't know who has been placed in protective custody?
asking for a friend

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>B E L A R U S
Watch it, Arturo.

1 less international game for him. Also a discipline reminder without any negative impact to the club.

Wenger IN AF

This thread is half black, just like Arsenal's fanbase.

So you're black then senpai? Cause I sure am not

Can confirm. I am black.

Alexis likes zoophilia

was Alexis always this weird? not a fan of him desu

Who doesn't?

Cech
Bellendo, Mustafi, Koscielny, Monreal
Xhaka, Ramsey
Alexis, Ozil, Iwobi
Lucas

who can stop us

do not pursue. red flags all over the place.

>tfw keep catching myself meming in real life

>said wew lad to my supervisor today

I need to leave

Cech and Ramsey for one.

jeebus fuck how frightening.

Giroud is fucking shit

Anyone not shit.

same. I say t b h f a m all the time. also wew.

The fact that Giroud starts for both france and Arsenal is fucking atrocious. Hopefully Lucas slots in well and keeps that shitter on the bench.